Two and half years ago today,
Nancy Pelosi passed a bill they say.
It's been going on and off a while,
Guaranteed to save union pay.
So may I introduce to you
A fact you've known for all these years
Barack Obama's Unemployment plan.

It's Barack Obama's unemployment plan,
We hope you won't notice jobs go.
It's Barack Obama's unemployment plan,
Sit back and watch your mortgage go
Barack Obama's only, Barack Obama's only,
It's Barack Obama's unemployment plan.

It's wonderful that he's here,
Chris Matthews gets a thrill,
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take your home with us,
We're goin' to take your home.

I don't really want to stop the show
But I thought that you might like to know
That the pitchman going to sell a line
And he wants you all to go along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Mays
with Barack Obama's unemployment plans

(Hat Tip Mary Jane Anklestraps)

Billy Maaaaays

What would you think if I said pass this bill,
Would you please reelect me again?
I'll read the prompt and I'll say pass this bill
And I'll try to say it more again,

Oh, It'll get passed with some votes from my friends,
Mmm Operators stand by vote now all my friends
Mm, But wait there's more vote now all my friends

What do you do when Michelle is away,
Does it worry you to be alone?
How do you feel by the end of the day,
Are you glad because your love's your own?

Oh, It'll get passed with some votes from my friends,
Mmm Operators stand by vote now my all friends
Mm, But wait there's more vote now all my friends.

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to vote.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to vote.

Would you believe pass a bill without sight
Yes, I know Pelosi did it all the time.
What do you see when you turn on the light?
I can tell you that the page is white.

Oh, It'll get passed with some votes from my friends,
Mmm Operators stand by vote now all my friends
Mm, But wait there's more vote now all my friends

Do you need anybody?
I need somebody to vote.
Could it be anybody?
I want somebody to vote.

Oh, It'll get passed with some votes from my friends,
Mmm Operators stand by vote now my friends
Mm, But wait there's more vote now all my friends
With the votes of my friends
With the votes from my friends

As long as we are on the subject of Beatles, Comrade director I have redone the Flabby Road post so that all the lyrics and songs are now in proper order from "Here come old Big Sis" all the way to "and in the end" And your songs have also been incorporated, with a few tweaks for better meter.

But now I think at least three comments need to be deleted, ie, comments 3,4 and 5. The probem is, I no longer have a delete button on mine, so you would need to do it