If anybody was a terrorist
Against the U. S. A.
Then everybody'd be boarded
By the C.I.A

You'd seem 'em wearing their jumpsuits
Prison sandals too
A bushy bushy black hairdo
Boardin' C.I.A

We had'em boarded in Kabul
Across the Afghan lines
Jalalabad and Ghazni
Gitmo's Caribbean

All over the Mountains
And down Lashkar Gah
America's been board'n
Boardin' C.I.A

All were planning a Jihad
All were gonna do real soon
All were strapping on their vest bombs
All couldn't wait to BOOM

We'd all be dead by the summer
If they had their way
Tell the Senate we're boardin'
Boardin'n C.I.A

Iraqis and Sunnis
Al Iskandariyah
Al Fallujah and Balad
As Sulaymaniyah
All over Bal qubah
And Baghdadi.

America's been boardin'
Boardin' C.I.A

America's been boardin'
Boardin' C.I.A

America's been boardin'
Boardin' C.I.A