A tribute to People's Enchantress Monica Lewinsky on occasion of her 40th birthday. Warning -- Not Safe For People's Beet Harvest



(HEYYYY! ... Allright .... Kneel down ... Work it)

Intern with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
She's the intern with a blue dress on
Intern with a blue dress blue dress blue dress
Blue dress that I spewed on

Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum
Look out little intern, now here I come
Working her lip lock and ready to catch
She got high heel shoes and foam knee pads
Wearing her pearls and her college ring
She got ev'dence on her dress and ev'rything
Intern with the blue dress blue dress, blue dress
She's the intern with the blue dress on
Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Blue dress that I spewed on

Wearin' her beret and Chanel #5
She got to have the softest lips alive
She bobs real cool and she's acting so shy
She's got such good technique that she milks me dry
Not too skinny and not too fat
She's a real humjobber and I like her like that
Intern with a blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with the blue dress on
Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Blue dress that I spewed on

Good Golly , Miss Monnie
You sure lick a ball
Good Golly Miss Monnie
You sure lick a ball
The way you're bobbin' and a pullin'
Can't hear the FLOTUS call
From the early early morning to the early early night
See Miss Monnie workin at White House of Delight
Good Golly Miss Monnie
You sure like a ball
The way you're lockin' on my pole yeah
Can't you hear the FLOTUS call

Wearing beret and her college ring
She got spoinkage on her dress and ev'rything
Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress
Intern with the blue dress on
Intern with the blue dress ... allright
Gonna backstab me now

Intern with the blue dress, blue dress, blue dress ...

"She's a real humjobber and I like her like that"

Muchos Muchos Grande.

All these songs have one line that just cracks me up. Too funny.

Yes our little girl turned 40......