How come you're always such an angry woman?
Don't let us have ice cream, but give whole wheat bran
Well, don't you know that other kids eat better in Japan
Can't eat it, can't eat it

Don't wanna eat it, I'll regurgitate
We hear about the wagyu beef that you just ate ooh
All we get is broccoli covering our plate
Can't eat it, Now you tell us you rule

Can't eat it, eat it , eat it
Get yourself some squash and peel it
Have some more tofu, instead of pie
It really matters, it's boiled not fried
Can't eat it, eat it, can't eat it, eat it
can't eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it, ooh

Your body measures are a cryin' young shame
You're playin' with our food it's your claim to fame
Now, we'll all starve to death, you and your husband to blame
Can't eat it, can't eat it (prr)(burp)

We have to listen, have to do what we're told ooh
Have you ever seen baked alfalfa casserole? ooh
We're choking it down and it's gonna get hurled
Can't eat it

She don't care you ain't full
Can't eat it, eat it, can't eat it, eat it
Nothing on your plate looks empty
Have some more kumquats, instead of ham
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or creamed
Can't eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whole bunch
That and a leaf of kale is now your lunch
Can't eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
(hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh)

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Marx is dead they just reheat him
Have a big carrot, have some turnips
If you don't like it you can puke it up
Can't eat it, eat it, (woohoo) eat it, eat it
Get yourself an beet and peel it (oh lord)
Have some more parsnips,(woohoo) have some eggplant (woohoo)
It really matters, it's boiled not fried
Can't eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have some Brussels sprouts,(woohoo) have a whole bunch
That and lettuce is what you have for lunch
Can't eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it