Oh that little sickly one, African
When you gonna give me some kinda Ebola
When you make my bowels run, my bowels run
Toilet catch'n all of my my Ebola
Never gonna stop, throw'n up
Such a dirty time, always throw'n up
Do not touch any skin of mine
My my my i yi woo
My my my my Ebola
Don't come any closer huh, ah will ya huh,
Close enough to catch some of my Ebola
Sleeping in the CDC gets to me
Losing all my strength and my life Ebola
Never gonna stop, throw'n up
Such a dirty time, always throw'n up
Do not touch any skin of mine
My my my i yi woo
My my my my Ebola
My my my my Ebola
When you gonna catch from me
Catch from me
It is just a matter of time Ebola
Will they ever cure me, CDC
Or is it just a thing in my mind Ebola
Never gonna stop, throw'n up
Such a dirty time, always throw'n up
Do not touch any skin of mine
My my my i yi woo
My my my my Ebola
My my my my Ebola………..

My SHARI'AH (By Al Naq)

Ooh, Mo's little sacred law, sacred law
Why you gotta make all things a crime, Shari'ah
Now you make my mullah run, my mullah run
Run so he can lash me on the spine, Shari'ah
Now they're gonna chop. take it off
Save the world from vice, always give up hope
For the taste of a bacon rind
My my my yi wooo
Wallahi, my shari'ah

Throw a little harder, 'lah, a little harder
Hard enough to hit her 'tween the eyes, Shari'ah
Turning back history, get dhimmis
Forcing them to pay the poll tithe, Shari'ah
Never gonna stop, hacking arms
Such a fallen world, Allah keeps it hot
For the souls of the kaffir kind
My my m y i yi oooh
Wallahi my Shari'ah

When you gonna give it to me, give it to me
You're a little out of time, Shari'ah
Could you pass scrutiny, scrutiny
Or are you scourge of all mankind, Shari'ah
Never gonna stop, fight it off
Such a fascist crime, Allah sets it up
For the closing of the Muslim mind
Mind, mind, mind, yi wooh
Wallahi, my Shari'ah
Wallahi, my Shari'ah

I have a great idea for an album: 10 Variations on a Theme by Geoffrey Fieger's Brother. *



Here are some more worthwhile examples:




AYATOLLAH by Steve Dahl (1979):

Ooh, you got a real nice beard
A real nice beard
You know it really caught-a my
Ayatollah

But you know your mind is weird
Your mind is weird
You really are a nutty kind of
guy-atollah

Come on! Give us back all the people at the embassy
The Shah's in New York and he's takin' chemotherapy
He's already gonna die-atollah!

A-A-A-Ayatollah

When you get the Shah back home
The Shah back home
We know you're gonna eat him on
rye-atollah

But we kinda need your oil
to make our gas
You know you're such a pain in the
Ayatollah

Come on. Cool your jets. Meditate. Eat a hamburger.
Don't get us too upset or we'll do something nuclear
(nuclear explosion sound)
Bye-eye-eye-atollah!

A-A-A-Ayatollah

Ayatollah

...Iran

A-A-A-Ayatollah

Americans are mostly cool
mostly cool
But now we're really startin' to
fry-atollah

And you know if you were here
You were here
We'd hit you in the face with a
pie-atollah

I mean, nothin' personal, man, y'know.
I mean, I do like your sandals. Very sharp, dude.
And that robe...Yes. Yes.
You desert dudes are all so tanned.
Can I see your tan lines?
Oh, and one other thing...uh,
Mike Wallace, y'know..on 60 Minutes when you did the thing?
Is he as tall in real life as he looks on TV? I thought not.
Hey, hasta luigi, dudesicle, but remember, calm down
There's more of us than there are of you.
Ciao!



NINE CORONAS

The girl looked good to me ah good to me
She looked like Pamla Lee after
9 CORONAS!!

I began to kiss her
undid her zipper
she looked like Cladia Schiffer after
9 CORONAS!!

When I met her at the bar she said she was on baywatch
when she got into my car she looked alot like sasquatch
Bow Wow Wow Wow WAHHHH


9 CORONAS!!
She kinda looked like Mr. Spock
;Live long and prosper
But she was Courtney Cox after
9 CORONAS!!

We were hot with passion
We were mashing after
cause she looked like Jennifer Anniston after
9 CORONAS!!


(some lyrics removed as this is a family friendly venue)




And of course the Grandfather of All My Sharona Knock-offs:




MY BALOGNA by Weird Al Yankovic

Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one
Open up a package of my bologna
Ooh, I think the toast is done, the toast is done
Top it with a little of my bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna

Spreadin' on the mustard now, show me how
Spread it on a litle of this bologna
Hopin' that we don't run out, don't run out
If we do I'm sure that I'll miss bologna

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna

[belch]

Goin' to the market now, market now
I'm the city's biggest bologna buyer
Walkin' down the shopping isles, shopping isles
Filling up my basket with Oscar Meyer

Never gonna stop, eat it up
Such a tasty snack I always eat too much, then throw up
But I'll soon be back for my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-m-m-m-m-my, my, my, yi, yi, woo
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna
M-m-m-my bologna


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*The late Doug Fieger, leader of The Knack, was the brother of Geoffrey Fieger, lawyer, showman, and sometime CNN pundit....and rockstar wannabe. (Dad INSISTED one of them follow in his lawyer footsteps and Geoff got the short straw)

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-kara ... t5782.html

And this tribute

And here's what would have happened if The Knack had written "The Wreck of the Edmund FitzGerald."

Ooh, my little pretty ship, pretty ship
Sailing low with iron on the Gitchee Gumee
Oh they took a little trip, little trip
When suddenly November skies turned gloomy
Old November witch, what a bitch
Such a bumpy ride
Gales of freezing rain, what a pain
Blowing o'er the side
Ay yay yay ay ay Whoo!
Ed Ed Ed, Ed FitzGerald

Oooh, it's almost suppertime, not his time
Sorry, but it's just too rough to feed you, Fellas
Got some water coming in, hatch caves in
Hey, it's really been good to know, you Fellas
Where goes love of God, kinda odd
They'd have made it fine, just 15 miles
Always mourning that they couldn't
Put that much behind
Ay yay yay yay Whooo
Ed Ed Ed Ed FitzGerald


Now they're gonna ring the chimes, ring the chimes
Once for every sailor that died, FitzGerald
There in that musty hall, musty hall
Oh, will they ring it twenty nine times, FitzGerald
Legend it lives on, Chippewas
Where I heard it said
Big Lake never gives it up
Won't give up her dead
Ed Ed Ed Ed Whooo
Ed Ed Ed Ed FitzGerald

(I wish I could take full credit for this. This was done by a gifted parodist named Porfle Popnecker .. although I did tweak it considerably to make it fit the original song)

Nine Coronas has potential, Comradess Kellya. Let's see if we can make it safe for the December Beet Harvest

Oooh my little weighty one, my aging one
You're looking kinda sexy after NINE CORONAS
Oooh, you make my buddy run, buddy run
Save me from the error of the NINE CORONAS
Never gave the thought, "Blow her off", such a clouded mind
Always pay the price, for the choice
Of the drunken kind
Yi-yi-yi-yi OH!
N-n-n-nine Coronas
N-n-n-nine Coronas

See her in the morning, huh, hairy moles, Wha-?
Dint really catch that 'cause of NINE CORONAS
Seeing now some missing teeth, that's news to me
Regretting now my choice to IMBIBE CORONAS
Crushing down my arm, gnaw it off, wish I would go blind
Always pay the price, for the choice
Of the drunken kind
Yi-i-i-i-i OH!
N-n-n-nine Coronas
N-n-n-nine Coronas

Now she's always calling me, threatens me
Not to be IGNORED because of NINE CORONAS
Ooh, where my bunny be, a mystery
Gone missing from the hutch because of NINE CORONAS
Bunny's in the pot, don't get cut, by her kitchen knife
Always come to grief, from the choice
Of the drunken mind
Yi-yi-yi-yi OH!!
N-n-n-Nine Coronas
N-n-n-Nine Coronas

Callmelennie wrote:And here's what would have happened if The Knack had written "The Wreck of the Edmund FitzGerald."

(I wish I could take full credit for this. This was done by a gifted parodist named Porfle Popnecker .. although I did tweak it considerably to make it fit the original song)

I seriously have tears rolling down my face as I laugh at this. Has it ever been recorded!?


My cousin sings at the Mariner's Church every Sunday. I'll have to ask her if it really is musty!

That parody was posted on Amiright, once the world's largest English-language song parody site, so there's no recording.

There was an on-going unofficial competition with the theme, "If so and so had written, "The Wreck of The Edmund FitzGerald" I was very very good at it. Here are my three parodies (Some of the best work I've ever done, BTW)

Edmundian Rhapsody (If Queen had done Edmund FitzGerald)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen504.shtml

If McCartney had sung Edmund FitzGerald (Rocky Raccoon)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/the ... 3174.shtml

Elvis Has Done FitzGerald!! (Kentucky Rain; In The Ghetto)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elv ... y239.shtml

Callmelennie wrote:That parody was posted on Amiright, once the world's largest English-language song parody site, so there's no recording.

There was an on-going unofficial competition with the theme, "If so and so had written, "The Wreck of The Edmund FitzGerald" I was very very good at it. Here are my three parodies (Some of the best work I've ever done, BTW)

Edmundian Rhapsody (If Queen had done Edmund FitzGerald)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/queen504.shtml

If McCartney had sung Edmund FitzGerald (Rocky Raccoon)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/the ... 3174.shtml

Elvis Has Done FitzGerald!! (Kentucky Rain; In The Ghetto)
https://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/elv ... y239.shtml

I walk with giants in the karaoke threads.



10-15 years ago (it gets harder and harder to remember...), a legislator in Pennsylvania I think wanted one of the lakes in his state to be called a GREAT lake. Some of us thought of a test you could do to check if your lake is a great lake. Wait till November, make sure there's gonna be a storm, and put a freighter in it, and if the freighter breaks in two, guess what, you have a great lake!

We were to lazy to send it to the guy though so we just grumbled. But the Queen parody would also be a wake up call to idiots who have no idea what the Sweetwater Seas can do. Good job!(Have you ever thought about Fitzgerald doing Fitzgerald? "A Tisket, A Tasket", "Take the A-Train"?)