One more gay by gay call
One more gay sports guy
One more gay to pick up after
They should be happy
But, all they do is whine
(Whine, whine, no more closet)
Oh, they should be happy
(Whine, whine, all day long)

I only know that, there's a coach, that's straight and Christian
Though we know straight's nor-mal, the press can't let go
Each time a straight guy speaks–they freak out
We don't know how in the world
To stop all this madness
‘Cause people love football
We watch each game and root for our team
Shouting our lungs out

Oh, one more gay to pick up after
We need Christians, we need God!
Since sports went, oh it's got so gay
(It's got so gay)
(One more gay by gay call)
Why can't straights speak out?
(Why must we doubt?)

Now we've got one more gay sports guy
One more gay sports guy
And all they do is whine
(Why all things gay?)
(One more gay sports guy)
Because America's bye-bye
(Why, why can't straights speak out?)
Somebody tell me please
Where do we go? Why all things gay?
Tell me how insane is this?
(Why all things gay?)