They said I just need go and resign but I said 'no, no, no'
I said was hacked but really was jacked y'all know know know
I ain't gone this time and Charlie Rangel thinks I'm fine
They tried to make me go and resign but I won't go go go
I still want internet to play
And this is just a phase
Democrat friends and critics won't unseat me
And I still need my congressional pay
I didn't get a lot of ass
Back in when I was in my college class
Then tried to make me go to sexhab and I said 'yo, yo, yo,
Yes I'm a jack but yes I'll be back you'll know know know
I ain't doing time and Clyburn thinks I'm fine
He's tried to make me go to sexhab and I'll go go go
The man said 'Why do you think you here'
I said 'My name's Weiner"
I've gotta, I've gotta tweet my boner
So I always keep my I Phone near'
He said, "I don't think you're suppressed,
Just how, did you.. avoid arrest"?
They tried to make me go and resign but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I'm a jack but I'm a liberal hack yall know know know
I don't ever wanna tweet again
I just ooh I need more facebook friends
I'm just a internet geek
No one will wonder just what I've sent
I'll take this in stride
It's just 'til my lies subside
They tried to make me go to sexhab and I'll 'go, go, go
They know I'm a jack but they'll cut me some slack yall know know know
I ain't doing time, but them teenagers sho' was fine
They tried to make me go and resign but I said no no no