Hillary took a ride in a wagon
She crawled in, she wants control
"No ways tired", but her words were a-draggin'
She said, here's some schemes that I can own it all

'Cause like Alinsky she is lyin' there
Moonbats votin' without care
She drove up and went across the land
She's gonna campaign in this Scooby van
And that's old Hillary

Her old face was like that Josef Mengele
Her cankles were big and round
Better keep your eyes on the road, son
She's back there pouring whiskey down

'Cause like Alinsky she is lyin' there
Moonbats votin' without care
She drove up and went across the land
She's gonna campaign in her Scooby van
And that's old Hillary

Then she got out in a town that was so small
You could hear her shriek from end to end
Views left of main street, income equality
It's a shame we have to go through this again

'Cause like Alinsky she is lyin' there
Moonbats votin' without care
She drove up and went across the land
She's gonna campaign in this Scooby van
And that's old Hillary

'Cause like Alinsky she is lyin' there
Moonbats votin' without care
She drove up and went across the land
She's gonna campaign in this Scooby van
And that's old Hillary

She lives in a van down by the river!

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