I might seem stupid, watched the news today
Shout out to Delaware what'd he say?
Said three hundred people died, no dismay
Said healthcare was free for all but now we'll all pay


(The News is Happy)
IRS has emails lost and Holder accuses FOX
(The News is Happy)
Got some alien kids, bussing them to FEMA camps
(The News is Happy)
We'll never let you know what they're doin' to you
(The News is Happy)
If you're really watching, then, you might just be stupid, too


I channel clicked, looking this and that
Say did some terrorists just take Iraq? (What?)
Well, now he's calling names, Says their plan's stinky
Now what did Kanye West say to he? here's why


(The News is Happy)
Fast and Furious got no coverage or views
(The News is Happy)
Benghazi might be the latest guest today on the View
(The News is Happy)
Think it's fun cutting in the line at some greasy diner too
(The News is Happy)
If you think that's just fine, then, you're probably stupid, too


Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, can never know why
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, I said
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, it's pointless to try
Bring him shame, can't report
Can't defame, I said


(The News is Happy)
Made campaign stops in fifty seven different states
(The News is Happy)
Royal visit to the Queen he writes down the wrong date
(The News is Happy)
Took it on the chin at the supreme court again today
(The News is Happy)
Now the whole world sees what a sad loser he turned out to be
(The News is Happy)
Cash worthless at the bank
(The News is Happy)
Took my last shirt, I'm fleeced
(The News is Happy)
At a memorial service, he calls to the standing deceased
(The News is Happy)
Since the news is biased, they're probably not telling you
(The News is Happy)
If you don't think that's sad, guess they've made you stupid, too

WOW!

Another one I would not have ever attempted, comrade. Better you than me. We'll done, sir.

Thank you.. This sat on a slow burner for a while

Is People's Jukebox on the Biden again? I cannot tell name of original song, and so am unable to tell whether this piece of hooliganism is as equal as any other piece of yours

I must know name of original song, Comrade or I cannot rate magnitude of your equality