What's gnu, Hildebeest, roar-ah, roar-ah, roar
What's gnu, Hildebeest, roar-ah, roar-ah, roar-ah, roar
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, I ain't lion
Your campaign's dyin'
Your plans fell thru
So go and scour your Top Secret Hilde BEEST-Mail
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love gnu, this aint tru
Yew and your Hilde Beest-Mail

What's gnu, Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe
What's gnu, Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe
Hildebeest, Hildebeest you're down-hillin'
Your polls are illin'
No prayer for yew
So go and and make up some more of your Hildebeest lies
Hildebeest, Hildebeest we love gnu, say adieu
To yew and your Hildebeest lies

Caught yew, Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe
What gnus, Hildebeest, woe-ah, woe-ah, woe-ah
Hildebeest, Hildebeest, you're malicious
And meretricious, if it's all true
Soon be imprisoned in a nice little Hildebeest cell
Hildebeest Hildebeest, we love gnu, will pray for yew
Yew in your Hildebeest cell
Yew and your Hildebeest lies
Yew and your Hilde BEEST-mail

Most brilliant Comrade!!!

Well, she isn't all that sweet
She's the kind of gal you cheat
With your slick willie
But she always stays on key
Speaks of vast conspiracy
She's my Hillie

She's a Clinton
Goah woah woah, she's a Clinton
Talkin' about my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine

Well, she covers when I stray
Always vicious smears to say
Oh what a blessing
Then she leaves me on my own
And I show interns the bone
And then there's messing

She's a Clinton
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she's a Clinton
Talking about my little Clinton
And this Clinton is mine

Well she never loved me very much
And i dont enthuse her
Always treats me with contempt
When I go and flooze her
The cash she grabs is hard to find
I dont want to lose it
Help me build foundation
From a college speech today

Welll she knows what I'm about
Makes her feminist sell out
And that's not easy
But she always pulls me through
So many debts I have accrued
It makes me queasy

She's a Clinton
Woah woah, woah, she's a Clinton
TALKING ABOUT my little Clinton (woo ooh hoo!)
And this Clinton is mine

Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na)
Woah, woah, woah
Listen to me Wingnuts, she's a Clinton (na-na-na-na-na)
Woah, woah, woah .....

All I can think of to say, my dear Comrade Callmelennie, is "Bravo"!

Thank you, my dearest Komradinas. You are knowink .. for 10 days after I posted "What's Gnu Hildebeest" there was dead silence, which was causing me great uncertainty and anxiety. All of which led me to ask myself -- How can I be sure? In a Cube that's constantly changing. How can I be sure? If this is good at all?

I must say, Komradish-nyekovas .. there are times when I dont even need the guards to work me over with their truncheons. Sometimes I just slay myself

My dearest Comrade Callmelennie, I'm sorry you wondered for 10 days. One thing you can be sure of... your work is always excellent. I can't help but notice.

I, on the other hand, seem to have found an open gate that someone forgot to lock. I seem to be running wild right now. No discipline. In this constantly changing world, I am unsure of myself and my abilities... I can't seem to find the way back in... to sit down and write the words to music... when will it come back to me?

Fun isn't it, comradess?

My dear, dear Groucho Marxist, no, it isn't fun, but you still got game.