Well, I had just come back from some Iowa farm show
Lookin' for donors and their support
Trying to get to that executive position
Cos I lie any time I talk

They need to listen to the facts that I'm a genius
The press say, "All you do is drink that booze."
Now I got them steadily erasing, emails are missin'
Wiping off my server blues

Well, I should be sittin' in the oval office in a swivel chair
Talkin' some trash to my secretaries
Sayin', "Hey, now Huma, come on over here."

Instead, I'm stuck here rubbin' these servers with a rag
And talking bout my liberal views
With them steadily erasing, emails are missin'
Wipin' off my server blues

You know a dame of my ability
Could be doin' what with that big cigar?
But when they get this mess straight I'll get 10 years to wait
In an orange pantsuit behind these bars

Well, all I can do is a shake my head
You might not believe that it's true
On servers at this end of Chappaqua Falls
Are some undiscovered emails too

So baby, don't expect to see this
On that MSNBC and Nightly CNN news
Cause I got them steadily erasing, emails are missin'
Wipin' off my server blues

Yeah I got them steadily erasing, emails are missin'
Wipin' off my server blues