I've always given the orders.
This is all new to me.
Better to be employed than on unemployment, that's worse than welfare!
At least with welfare you get a car, healthcare, food, you name it. Unemployment, all you get is a check. I've written plenty of those.
OK, once I go to Staples, is there a store called Paper Clips? Trombones en espaniol? And one called Pens? Where can I find some typewriter ribbon? Erasers?
I need help people! (Stomp, stomp)
Bill has told me to lower my hemline and show some thigh. He said that always worked for his secretaries and interns. I don't understand.
Do you think Obama will like my thighs?
What do thighs have to do with anything?
Bill also said show some cleavage. Why?
I am not Obama's "step 'n fetch it" either. He can make his own damn coffee!
Oh, I'm so confused.
Gawd damn the GLASS CEILING!
Ugh, I would really hate to be in your trotters right now. Everyone hates you and now you will spend most of your time in Foggy Bottom (soon to be renamed Big Bottom in your honor, Hill).
It is just a matter of time before Comrade Red Square give the Pple's Leader column to the Messiah. Tsk. Tsk. Poor, poor Hillary.
(smacks Hill on the ass cheek with a snow shovel -- it is the only thing large enough to do the job) Now go get me a Latte! Oh, and a muffin!
Such a failure.
FOR THE LOVE OF OBAMA AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, DON'T TAKE HIS ADVICE!!!!
And from now on you may call me ......
I now run the biggest whorehouse on the planet. The Obamessiah is my number one pimp!
My cabinet. My Pimp. My Planet.....hahahaha!
I'm smokin' a phattie with Henry K. as I write this!
And shut up Theocritus or I'll clean out your wine cellar. I still have the power to make people miserable!
...oh..oh...I mean "Citizens".
Yes, Citizen of the World.
I also want the halls cleared at promptly 9:30 sharp when I do stay... can't have the likes of John Podesta or some other weirdo wandering about at night to scare the bejebus out of me. I also want breakfast in the morning, so be sure to inform the kitchen staff to have it ready by 8:00... unless, of course, you have to cook my meal which would probably be best instead of bothering the poor oppressed kitchen help to do it.
I think I will inform PRESIDENT OBAMA that you volunteered to cook me breakfast, Hill. Yes, I think I'll do that.
Actually Rahm will be serving you fresh...well, not really "fresh"...sushi at 8AM. We just got his package returned from Radnoskovich unopened.
I just found out "Madame Secretary" carries a ton of weight and my trotters were built especially for that!
I'll be heading to Moscow and telling Putin to pull out his something or other from somewhere. I think I'm pretty good at getting men to pull out and usually they never come back. I'm perfect for this job.
I KNOW that the pre-purge agreement between the Kalifornya Communists and Northeast Elite Progressives as signed by Pelosivich and Teddy agreed to back the Chicago Machine's Thug candidate on the proviso that the Clintons be purged and exiled to some red-neck trailer park.
Who let Sandy Burgler see the secret document? Ayers??! IT IS ALL GONE!
Comrade Ayers, Bill, Billy Kostya! What about the small payout for me, your humble servant and worker in this brave new world? Am I not getting the Secretary of Drive-bys and De-Fence? Gates!!!
Yo! What about all the free supplies I got you and yo akorn homies?
Damn. She ain't purged....this will only get worse....
Comrade “Pul” хулиганье
And makin' thugs out you suckas.
From the cradle to the grave.
Quote:Chairman, what is taking Sec Hillary so long with that coffee and cookies?
The signal is "Restoration".
Hillary is waiting for Rahm to roll over, creating a Constitutional crisis.
Did you hear the Obama is announcing a "Climate Czar?" Lenin help the person who started this "Czar" thing. A Czar was all powerful, so what power will the Climate Czar have? Perhaps the Empress will be jealous and insist she be Czar of State?
Marshal PupovichDid you hear the Obama is announcing a "Climate Czar?" Lenin help the person who started this "Czar" thing. A Czar was all powerful, so what power will the Climate Czar have? Perhaps the Empress will be jealous and insist she be Czar of State?
Now that the party has the power, we need to signal the media that the real title for these powerful appointees isn't "Czar" but is "Commissar."
And $20 cash, too. Give me some money, an' nothin' will happen ta yo.
I be redistributin' wealth fer da local community organizer.
I have t spray some RNC SUVs with O-tags