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Postal Service gets an UPgrade

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Comrades!

With this momentous occasion, a person, who has gone postal, landed on the lawn of congress to send letters directly to congress. With that in mind, it is only the government that gives permission to do such. You must understand this is a test like the amazon drones, and do not be alarmed even if the postperson is escorted off the premises by the happy keepers. All of this was planned from the beginning.

Now you may go back to work in the beet fields.

Forwards!

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How DARE he question congress??? This has made me sick! The very idea that our infallible government can be corrupt is an OUTRAGE! This man needs to be sent to Siberia IMMEDIATELY! Has he not heard Dear Leader's message of hope?

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This selfless piss-office worker was delivering a letter with a long quote by John Kerry about money in politics. AND he bought the proper postage to affix to each of the 535 letters he wrote to congress.

Could he be be one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse, where "horse" is a metaphor for gyrocopter - an unknown vehicle in the 1st century AD?

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Stalin had: 'Maxim Gorky'; Obama has: 'some nutjob Postal Worker in a gyrocopter. Sheesh! They still make those? Join the twenty-first Century, already!' Or just 'Postal" for short.

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Red Square wrote: Could he be be one of the Horsemen of Apocalypse, where "horse" is a metaphor for gyrocopter - an unknown vehicle in the 1st century AD?

What are the other horses?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:What are the other horses?

Probably "the horse he rode in on."

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Lev Termen wrote:
Hammer and Loupe wrote:What are the other horses?

Probably "the horse he rode in on."


Not to stray too far off course, but I saw an old film last weekend that reminded me of your avatar Comrade Terman. I have often wondered about the significance of your triangular teleprompter. The film was called This Island Earth, which featured an alien race who communicated via an apparatus with a triangular video screen which is not dissimilar:


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Komrade Punk, it is a musical instrument called a "theremin." They were used to make creepy music in old sci-fi movies.


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Gummipuppe wrote:Komrade Punk, it is a musical instrument called a "theremin." They were used to make creepy music in old sci-fi movies.
How interesting! I never would have guessed that. Thanks for sharing.


 
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