Comrades, most glorious news! We have established a new right for LGBTQs: free service from Christian business owners who disagree with our views.

They owe us for the crime of not liking us. They disagree with our views so much, they had to be forced to participate in our LGBTQ weddings. Most of all, they owe us simply for being intolerant, hateful, knuckle-dragging, old-fashioned, narrow-minded, bigoted, neanderthal Christians (but not Muslims). They deserve our hatred and we deserve their free service. To each according to his/her/its deeds.

But there's a catch: the Christian business owner must exhibit a sign supporting "traditional marriage" or at least they must have said something to that effect. This is critical. If this has happened, they've opened up an opportunity for us to be offended, and it's an opportunity we never miss!

In time, this can be expanded to all expressions of Christianity, even having nothing to do with marriage. We can make "Merry Christmas" sound so offensive that anyone overheard saying it or putting up such a sign will owe us free stuff. We go in, get served, and then demand our money back! If the businesses don't comply, we'll harass and intimidate them until we all get back our money and more. What a wonderful world it will be!

Imagine it's the 7th of the month. You've used up your monthly EBT card allowance on important stuff like tattoos, cigarettes, beer, lobster, and steak, and now you're just hungry. No problem! Just go to Chik-fil-A and order a big meal. You've got cash from working under the table other sources that you can use for payment. Eat up the food. Then walk up to the cashier and tell them you are so deeply offended by the CEO's opposition to gay marriage that you feel the food is tainted because of it and you want your money back. Presto! Free meal! (You may not want to go back there again, at least during that particular time of day.)

Think of the possibilities, comrades! So many opportunities for free stuff!

But please don't tell my idea to Comrades Jesse and Al, they'll fleece all of these businesses first.

Why bother to pay for the meal at all? Simply walk into a Chik-Fil-A and explain that you are celebrating your anniversary with your "spouse" and wish to have the CEO serve your meal and help you celebrate. You may even offer to give him a party hat to wear, with "Celebrate Depravity Diversity" emblazoned on it. When they tell you this is impossible, demand that they either (a) pay you damages for psychological suffering from discrimination, (b) give you a meal for free to ward off said suffering, or (c) see you in court.

RedDiaperette wrote:Why bother to pay for the meal at all? Simply walk into a Chik-Fil-A and explain that you are celebrating your anniversary with your "spouse" and wish to have the CEO serve your meal and help you celebrate. You may even offer to give him a party hat to wear, with "Celebrate Depravity Diversity" emblazoned on it. When they tell you this is impossible, demand that they either (a) pay you damages for psychological suffering from discrimination, (b) give you a meal for free to ward off said suffering, or (c) see you in court.

Tovarisch RedDiaperette!

We must all bear in mind that "Celebrate Diversity" is a code phrase for "Celebrate Konformity"!

Once we have depleted the usefulness of the useful idiots, they will be liquidated just as those in the past have. When we replace feeble mythical deities with the Great God of Government we will squeeze all of the freebies we can out of the lowly Kulaks and achieve the Worker's Paradise!

(Spreading wealth equally will be much simpler when the obstructionist republikkklan peasants, enemies of The State and useful idiots are eliminated)

Kommissar Uberdave wrote: Once we have depleted the usefulness of the useful idiots, they will be liquidated just as those in the past have.

Does that imply the useless ones will be retained in their current Cabinet positions?

Comrades I think it just not fair, the differences between male and female are no longer black, white, Christian, Non Christian and Muslim….but various shades of gray. Why should the LGBTQ just start with Christian businesses in this age of transparency and openness and transcending gender. With the recent results in Ireland, it leads the door wide open to demand the same from other cultures and religions. In fact I would suggest that perhaps our glorious LGBTQs might want to start with a serious chelo-kabob at the Sharaf El Islam, Terhan and see if they disagree with the rights of the LGBTQ community. From what I understand the service is not the greatest and the wait might be long, but this would serve as a glorious opportunity to provide proof to the world that these knuckle dragging restaurateurs are bigoted, offensive and deserve hatred for their insensitive intolerance to LGBTQ community. Perhaps if they don't comply, a group of a capella LGBTQs singing expressions of love could intimidate them and demand all the possibilities afforded here in the US.

Comrade RedD, most glorious idea! Yes, why waste the time of going back for a refund! We could get together and do it all at once across the country! And since the CEO is not able to be everywhere at once, well, naturally he is a homophobe and we need free food to compensate! We can give him another chance to be everywhere at once a month later. And if not, then we probably need a free meal each day for a year.