Guilt Quiz & Guilt Level Chart: Tools for the Guilted Age





There were a few questions where no answer would fit. I raise chickens and vegetables on a secure and undisclosed 5 acres in the Pacific NW.






(PSA: No pig was killed or injured during the typing of this post.)
Is now chance of getting 10 point deduction from PETA maybe...




(Are we allowed to cheat like good progressive?)




Spaseeba.
Now I go to Garden and shovel?










Guardian of Pravda
You have Sister? I hope not.Sad to report, yes...I do have sister. However, she is far less guilty than I, weighs only 135kg (when not carrying RPG-7) and is SINGLE! Want her Obamaphone number, Tovarisch?




idealistic progressive
Entitled to government grants and promotion within the administrative hierarchy due to your undeniable guilt. Recommended for media appearances and awards to help spread guilt among the masses. As a trusted member of the community you will be placed on only intermittent surveillance. We will count on you to provide us with useful information on your guiltless neighbors, co-workers, friends, and family.


I'm so ashamed of myself.







Though I am Five Years of undug beet fields away from the initiation of the Progressive Guilt Quiz Self Denunciation Project, I feel compelled to denounce myself here and now.
Do I get remission for depth and sincerity of guilt?
It will be lonely at Platform 1. Sigh!


There will always be new generations of thought criminals to punish!!













PolPotLuckSupper
520. If I were religious it would have put me way up there!I hear you Comrade PolPot!



















geoff
Guardian of Pravda
You have Sister? I hope not.Sad to report, yes...I do have sister. However, she is far less guilty than I, weighs only 135kg (when not carrying RPG-7) and is SINGLE! Want her Obamaphone number, Tovarisch?

Thanking you for offer but I will be busy mining Beets in new Beet mine discovered in my current gulag.


NormB
615. Does this go on my permanent record?Everything, including







feeling like I'm



Genosse Dummkopf
545...feeling like I'm
As opposed to slouching to Gomorrah?


Guardian of Pravda
... As opposed to slouching to Gomorrah?Borked!


Genosse Dummkopf
Guardian of Pravda
... As opposed to slouching to Gomorrah?Borked!Quite




Comradelately
Dear Fearless Leaders and Fellow Proles, I hang my head in shame to report my 505 point guilt score. I fear I will need at least 2 shovels to labor for our great and glorious Kollective.Ambidextrous. Wonderful comrade you can do twice the work.