As widely anticipated hurricane Ernesto disaster failed to materialize, media networks are growing increasingly frustrated with the Bush Administration's handling of everything. "I prepared a perfectly credible report on the connection between hurricanes, Global Warming, racism, and Prescott Bush," says devastated CNN newsman Lou Dobbs. "What am I to do now? Report on how Karl Rove's weather machine stopped the hurricane to help Republicans win elections and lower oil prices? Uhm... gotta write that down."
Lou Dobbs: Karl Rove's weather machine stopped the hurricane to help Republicans win elections and lower oil prices.
- Paula Zahn grieves with middle-class family over flat tire on I-95
- Wolf Blitzer reports on tragically overturned trash can in New Jersey suburb
- Larry King interviews reluctant hero handyman who survived fall off stepladder
- O'Rilley Factor tackles scissors manufacturers on dangers of "running with"
In other news:
- MSM: gas station owners face poverty as gas prices continue to fall. What has Bush done to help them?
- Runaway SUV kills people on Bush Street in San Francisco, endangers innocent Muslim driver
- Democrats celebrate one year anniversary of Katrina's effect on Bush's poll numbers
- John Kerry grumbles about '04 election, four people in DeMoines pay attention
- Iranian president debates self, declares victory
- Most wanted polygamist nabbed miles from Chappaqua home
Quote:Unfortunately there will be no debit cards issued for much needed goods like liqour, cigarettes, and gambling.
You forgot hookers, and visits to strip clubs
Premier BettyWe need the hurricanes to destroy humanity! Only then will the Earth be saved!
But what about the tragic loss of so many trees, earthworms and snail species that also overshadow this wretched species called people in importance (exceptions of course are NEW MEN, and party loyalists, see people's glossary). They are so crucially important for diversity! Wouldn't some more gulags, with conservation work for re-education/reform labour be a better way to remove the accursed species and achieve the environmental diversity that my college professors so dream of?
Zionist LapdogThis is very tragic. Hurricane Ernesto was our plan to distract the world while we massacred some more peace-loving ancient Palestinian flower-children. Curses!
Zionist Lapdog, have you not taken your party approved quota of Soma pills today? You seem to forget that the blood sucking, baby killing, fox news watching, brownshirt zionsts have been doing just that lately! Look at how many peace loving, progress and diversity (of burquas) spreading, Hamas party members have fallen victim to Israeli aggression lately! How will they ever be able to RESIST the aggression posed by Israeli school children on the schoolbus and israeli mothers sipping tea in restaurants by gloriously martyr bombing them, while they are being held illegally without trial in the zionist death camps? We must get the ACLU and BBC to rescue them immediately so that they can continue their heroic resistance work!