
Everyone, even you, the next president of 3 countries, MUST ADDRESS ME PROPERLY!!!
Do not deviate from my correct title. I do not tolerate insolence!!!Premier Betty
Can we shorten that really long, and confusing title to just "YEPfL,FMAHDIAD,VC,DSO,MC,Lo'AtBo'tEn'Fo'tSn'Co'tBEiAiGn'UiPn'Po'G"? Or is the new one just as confusing?
NO!
Same applies to you, Commissar Theocritus! I am a very compasionate and patient leader. Do not even think about testing my patience! 
Congratuations to future President for Life, Hillary. Rush Limbaugh predicts an 80% probability of a Hillary victory. Hillary must follow my lead, and become powerful like me!
Commissar Theocritus, I expect to see a medallion of me on this website. A medallion to honor me, his Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross’], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.Commissar Theocritus
Dr. Amin, in your honor I have just this night prepared medallions of beef Idi Amin.
Commissar Theocritus, well, that's all well [done] and good, however I expect a medallion of me on this website. You have Hillary, Kerry, a dog, Liaka! Get busy, Commissar Theocritus, publish the medallion of the likeness of me on this website.
What part of my title, Commissar Theocritus, are you having so much difficulty understanding? Shall I send one of my people down there to help you refresh your wayward memory?
Your candidate, Hillary, will win, thanks to my supreme endorsement - I suggest you show your gratitude, Commissar Theocritus.

Hillary
"I'm looking forward to Purge Season. Ahhh... the smell of fear, the sweat on the foreheads, the glaring Klieg lights, the flowing tears, the begging pleas for mercy... ] Excellent, my dear Hillary!!! It's all about POWER, Hillary. POWER over the masses! Yes, I too look forward to your purge season.
Commissar Theocritus
And if you bring in Kim Jong-Il, how much better can it be?
My dear Commissar Theocritus,
I will see to it.
I predict that Hillary will restore full diplomatic and trade relations with The Dear Leader upon her assumption of POWER!
Because you are my good friend, Commissar Theocritus, I will permit you to address me by my short title, but only you. For short, it is my honor for you to address me as his Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada.
Commissar Theocritus
How unthinking to deprive ou of your well-earned dinner.
You wish to dine with me, Commissar Theocritus? Well, certainly; I always look forward to a delicious meal. Will discuss the menu for Hillary's victory celebration!
Where is the medallion of my image on this website you promised? I expect to see it up top, front and center, next time I log in. got it? 
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
BTW - Who in the hell does Dr. Amin think he is talking down to Her Excellency!?
Quote:
I'm thinking of going to Jerusalem and I need to know if Our Many Titted Empress is kosher.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko
BTW - Who in the hell does Dr. Amin think he is talking down to Her Excellency!?
Hillary
when I ask for AB- only Idi makes the extra effort to bring me the rarest of virgin blood. Yes! Yes! Yes! you will have your blood; I will see to it personally.Commissar Theocritus
Dr. Amin, I always do what you wish, and it is an honor to me to do it, if I can. Yes, of course. I do not wish to alarm you with that video; as you know I tend to lose my temper. I am merciful and compassionate!
Dr. Idi Amin
Everyone, even you, the next president of 3 countries, MUST ADDRESS ME PROPERLY!!!
Do not deviate from my correct title. I do not tolerate insolence!!!Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Oooo yeah, um, I'm going to have to take a rain-check on the idea of me having dinner with you, Mr. his Excellency President for Life, Field Marshall Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, VC [‘Victorious Cross’], DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular, and Professor of Geography.Commissar Theocritus
It depends, Pupovick, on who gets the drop on whom. I am currently in negotiations for a summit, which will determine that I only have to bow to one of the SOBs.

Commissar Theocritus
Iron Felix, I have just now noticed you here; welcome to the Progressive World of Next Tuesday™. Or the Tuesday after that; it doesn't really matter. Who ever heard of a five-year plan not having a new five-year plan three years, or less down the line? But I digress.Ivan Betinov
I am pleased to report that the allegations of cannibalism found here on the pages of the People's Cube are almost entirely unfounded.
Commissar Theocritus
Iron Felix, I take your point about the teriyaki sauce. But might we use a low-sodium one for Dr. Amin? All that sodium--I mean that might cause blood-pressure problems with his desire to become a professional bowler. And not, despite those rumors, with skulls. With real bowling balls.Commissar Theocritus
Pupovich, being a true Progressive, I share everything. Well, not Bruno but that's a favor, I promise you. I really do. Although if there are any permanent takers... Easy terms. I hope. I can't pay much right now, you know...


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