Comrades, compadres and compatriots,
Our dearest of dear leaders has 'hooked up' (is that an acceptable terminology???!!) with our dearest of dear almost feminine, leaders- in- waiting-, Kathleen
There will be a Obamacare Support Rally in Washington D.C. on November 1st. We expect a crowd of dozens . . . so please be there to support your dear leader and receive one free tongue depressor!
Your most loayl Frau Official
Concierge of All Things Memo Related
Captain CraptekFraulein - The tongue depressor will be of little value to those who's tongue has been,...er,...shall we say, depressed by other means. I would humbly suggest a basic, artificial plastic "participation trophy" in its place.
Or perhaps a Jiffy-Lobo implement? (I was going to suggest Jiffy-Lobo gift coupon, but I realized such peoples who participate have probably had procedure done already and just need souvenir of same.)