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Brainwash Shampoo: Kosmopolitan Mag Ad

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Standing in line at the fishmonger's, my gaze was attracted to the demi-pornographic image on the cover of the current (and State approved AND korrekt-thinking!) Kosmopolitan magazine.

Flipping through the pages of this fine periodical which elevates and exalts our female workers (i.e., komrades with vaginas, or komrades who feel like they have (or should have) a vagina), I came across the above advertisement for a new – though politically correct – product which should be of great use in the glorious struggle against Western Patrio-fascism.

Please be sure to recommend (and monitor the use) of this product for the female worker (i.e., komrades with vaginas or komrades who feel like they have (or should have) a vagina) in your life.

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Komrade Kevinsky wrote:Flipping through the pages of this fine periodical which elevates and exalts our female workers (i.e., komrades with vaginas, or komrades who feel like they have (or should have) a vagina)....
Fie, for shame! Why do you insist that one who identifies as female must have (or wish to have) a vagina? Fie, fie! How transphobic of you. Or perhaps gender Or cisphiliac. Or something. HATER!!!

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Komrade -- "Demi-porn" is unacceptable. We need full disclosure. This was voted on last week and all in the room agreed that secrets in this department are detrimental to achieving socialism. You must get with the program, asap. This is your last warning.

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What can I say? The Demi-pornography was the standard and usual "scantily-clad" full-breasted female worker. One looks like the next and serves the party purpose of promoting the liberating material the female worker.

At first glance (and second glance) this may seem retrograde, yet the most-honored Progressive Feminists state that pornography is "empowering" to women -- while also (correctly) castigating male workers (i.e., komrades with weiners, or komrades who feel like they have (or should have) a weiner), for enjoying pornography. I think all will be well after my daily application of Brain Wash™.

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And here is the in-depth look at how the Brainwash product works.

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Ever wondered where the bubbles come from?

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...and if you like this brain care product, try this brain build-up remover.

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...and Comrade Clean's mouth detergent in the next aisle: PeopleSpeak!

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Red Square wrote:... Ever wondered where the bubbles come from?
Himmelarschundzwirnkreuzgewitterwolkenbruch, even zhe German Drive-Bys are there!

µ-analysis shows :

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(both 100% on taxpayers' dime - what else?)

and big pic :

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[quote="Red Square"]

Ever wondered where the bubbles come from?

I know EXACTLY where the bubbles come from Comrade Red!
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Red Square wrote:...and if you like this brain care product, try this brain build-up remover.

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...and Comrade Clean's mouth detergent in the next aisle: PeopleSpeak!

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That Brain Opener ad is hands-down the funniest thing I've ever seen on The Kube.


 
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