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Comrades, we just had multiple bad Supreme Court decisions. Our comrades at MSNBC are justifiably devastated. The worst is that the bitter clingers at Hobby Lobby <spit> get to continue their War on Womyn™ .

So, recently a fellow prog asked me how we all determine korrekt thinking in the Current Truth™ and therefore avoid thought crimes that might cause us to lose sports team trademarks, lose sports team ownership, lose jobs, get fined, get ostracized, have our fast food restaurant boycotted but then overrun with reichwing bitter clingers doing a stunt, etc.

I really didn't have an answer. Back when the Supreme Court reliably stood for all that was evil good and cast important decisions like Roe v. Wade, we could just say "Go with whatever SCOTUS decides and accept it." But Comrades, then we had horrible rethugs like Reagan <spit>, Papa Bush, and the the terrible chimp-like Baby Bush <spit spit> who, six years later, is STILL being racist and wreaking havoc on Dear Leader's valiant attempts to fix the problems he (Baby Bush) caused. Those three rethugs appointed a number of justices on the Supreme Court. But the five who remain are all reichwingers who clearly hate womyn.

So, we can't just say "Go with whatever the Supreme Court decides" while it is packed with such monsters left over from the Dark Ages when we had unthinking, unenlightened cave men rethug presidents. We can no longer blindly say the Supreme Court can create rights like it created the right to abortion because otherwise we would have to say the Supreme Court can create the right for bitter clingers at Hobby Lobby to further the War on Womyn.

What do we do, Comrades? How do we give our fellow progs a simple and easy way to know what to think without going through the stress of learning HOW to think? Should they:

• Spend their time here at the People's Cube?
  
• Watch MSNBC all their lives?
  
• Get a chip implanted in their brains which picks up Dear Leader's telepathetic signals?
  
• Require public schooling until age 50 to properly indoctrinate educate people on what to think?
  
• Create a Borg-like hive mind to prevent individualized thinking? Maybe make Dear Leader the queen of the hive? (Photoshopped images welcome and encouraged.)

Are there cheat sheets, guide books, manuals, or something which would help our fellow progs not to commit thought crimes like the five reichwinger Supreme Court justices? Is there some kind of arbiter OTHER than SCOTUS which decides what is a good SCOTUS decision and a bad one? Is there some sort of standard that can be used for all progs to mindlessly follow?

Comrade Vlad Linen wrote:Comrades, ... [where is our] ... queen of the hive [when we need her]? ...

Comrade Vlad Linen,

Our Queen rarely appears out of disguise, but here she uncharacteristically agreed to a candid pose without her makeup:


Her last appearance without her makeup was way back in April, 2013.

--KOOK

Still as beautiful as a baby's bottom.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Still as beautiful as a baby's bottom.

Or the extrusions therefrom.

RedDiaperette wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:Still as beautiful as a baby's bottom.

Or the extrusions therefrom.

Why not both? Double the compliments of our lady and as always, with whipped cream and a cherry on top.