Saturday, October 13, 2007, 8:00 p.m. EST
Now that Israel has admitted to conducting Air strikes into Syria last month, Syria has come out publicly and denied that any strikes occurred, according to CNN News. Even now, 45 minutes after making the announcement, it is so new that it has yet to be blogged by facebook or my MySpace adherents... or even CNN for that matter, despite them having made the announcement themselves...
In only the last hour, Syria has officially denied that any air strikes by Israel occurred, despite having protested the occurrences of these strikes previously, prompting all his friends to join in the constant complaining and whining, and just generally stirring up 'shit'. Having only recently confirmed that she did indeed strike at Syria and lifting the veil of secrecy surrounding the strike, the Israeli government, shrugging her shoulders and letting out a heavy sigh while rolling her eyes, responded, "Oh, come on!... Make up your mind, would you? And while you're at it, tell the truth about finishing the last piece of cake! Dad is still blaming me!"
Syria then proceeded to hit Israel from behind with a pillow when she tried to walk away, prompting Israel to grab Syria around the shoulders from behind and give him a noogie, messing up his hair for his date with Flat Fatima tonight... The United Nations has given both Syria and Israel a 'time-out', but Syria got mouthy about how Israel never gets pushed into the sea and really is due for a bath, prompting the UN to take away Syria's X-Box privileges for a week. When Israel responded by laughing at Syria and calling him a little geek, the UN then warned it, "One more remark out of you, young lady, and you will take that bath... and the Mediterranean is awful cold this time of year!... and if you give me any more lip, I'll be talking to your father about that Bush boy you've been seeing so much of lately."
Israel responded by stomping off upstairs to her room and texting her friend, Galit Rosner, whose only comment was, "I don't really like that Bush guy either... Gidi and Yossi are way way cuter, and Yossi got her that really kewl MP3 player for her birthday!" Israel was also heard to mutter under her breath at Syria, "That's it... I'm telling about your trip to New York last month when you said you were going to the library to study!" Syria is currently considering whether to deny these new allegations about visiting New York, but suspects that the UN already knows. "You're gonna get in soooo much trouble," said Israel, before slamming her bedroom door and turning up her stereo really loud.
Hello? Yes? WHAT?! YOUR KIDDING!!
<slams phone down>
And now Israel is slated to get the Sonic Riders Zero Gravity!!!! Dang it those Japaneese! See what happens when the US wins a war?!
Sounds good to me, who is next? Iran? Russia?
Iran seems to be pushing it, but I'm not so sure we should give it to them with them begging so much for it. It's like they are looking for an excuse to go jihad on our asses, but maybe if we just blast them with our Weeaponizecd MASERS and Scalar weapons and stuff, we might be able to take them all out and save the juicy nukes for later.
What I am waiting for is the anti-matter bombs. You think that nukes are big, just wait until we can mass-produce anti-matter! Then, we will not have to worry about dealing with countries, we can deal with entire regions! It has been said that a pocket-size bomb could take out all of New Youk (scary, really).
Listen world! We are a peaceful people, but we do protect oursleves! If! You want to destory us, we will fight back (well, as least half of us anyway)! And after the smoke clears, well, just look to the Japaneese to see what happens next.
Fortunately, I'm not that narrow minded and hateful.