I have received word from our office in the People's Republic of China that we are beginning to work on the ability to control whether it rains or not. As a part of their unusual plan to host the hostile competitive games in 2008, the government is working on a system to control rain. Here's the story:
2011 GWCCIATU (Global Warming Climate Change Initiative And Technical Update):
The MSNBC link no longer works. Here's the updated version:
http://science.howstuffworks.com/nature ... eeding.htm
Looks like our rain controlling efforts succeeded.
Of course, it isn't a fail-safe system. They must have not spoken with Commissar Laika recently. I think that the Commissar would know tactics to control the weather.
Then again, we can control the weather, but you just don't know it!
Pushing the "rainmaker" button on my meteorological weather system,
Purges Headquarters, Langley, Virginia, USSA
I made my career in the Party with the help of dog piss and I can only hope other comrades can make it as far as I have. Nothing is better than seeing that extra punch hole in your ration card comrades, it is a sign of success which is only surpassed by earning the prized green cap of the National Lawyers Guild.