I once promised to keep my trans-oceanic friends updated on our European endeavors. If you are bored by the endless stream of victories from the old world, please refrain from reading any further (with my blessing).
If not, I have a pearl of orthodoxy to share with you today:
Our exalted leader, Frau Merkel, has declared that no population has the right do define who belongs to that population. She also said that "the German people is everybody who lives in this land".
- The german constitution must be dragged to the memory holes, since it does have a definition for "citizens" of Germany that is a bit more "narrow" than just "living in Germany".
-Military manuals all over the world are being updated: the game of war is now won by the belligerent who can hop over a border fence in the greatest number on election day, thereby becoming legal citizens and voting for their own general (thus winning the war).
Thank you for your attention!
Now back to the beet fields.