San Francisco hosted its second annual SlutWalk on Saturday, September 8, and just like last year I showed up with a small group of fellow sluts to join the cutting edge of American politics.
I covered the first SlutWalk in 2011, but I was hoping, what with the whole Sandra Fluke/Rush Limbaugh controversy, the Todd Akin brouhaha, and many delegates at the Democratic convention wearing “Sluts Vote” pins, that this year’s SlutWalk would be bigger, bolder and better than ever. Alas, it was not to be.
Capitalism, schmapitalism. THIS visual message will be burned into my eyes for as long as they can blink.
Good Lord. Leave it to San Freaking Francisco, where almost anything goes nowadays (and does), to come up with a freaking "SlutWalk." I have no hope for the Democratic People's Republic of Kalifornia.......
But we do not at all stray from our suggestion that every major city should have such a spectacular celebration?!?! The low turnout is probably due to the still-rather-prominent but antiquated ideas of "morals" which are damaging to the well-being and longevity of the State.
And of course, a good comrade knows it is absolutely OKAY to be a slut...Just Ask Sandra!
SHEWould be do even more respect if she wore horse shoes.