Caption: Obama On the Phone



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This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.
It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!





NoBama












Michelle, I'm scared. Voices are coming out of my mouth, and John Murtha, here, won't stop trying to show me war wound.


Benjy







(hold on sir. Who can I say is calling????)
IT'S ME ..... (OK) HI.. THERE BROTHER...
Listen up buddy I am 50% white, 42% Arab and 8% black.
Let's change the numbers here......OK!!!!!!
ddoll
Spygame Operative
drizzledrazzledrone





Besides, I'm running out of furniture to throw out the window!


My Name Is Top Secret


"Yes, Michelle, I'm looking at my hand right now and... JEEZUS! WHY DIDN'T ANYBODY TELL ME I'M BLACK!"




'Hello', 'Hello'. Are you there? Can you hear me? I wrote this number down on my hand but I cannot be sure it's Wright because I used dark ink. We need a chair for my aide he has none and he is leaving stains on my carpet as he watches my book shelf. By the way do you have a better phone like maybe one in Black or Brown and Non Princess? Is this the right number? Hello Hello?
IsOpChaosPartyApproved
Red Square

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.
It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!
"Get Axelrod quick. There is a FLAG near me and I am [B]not even giving a race speech[/B]. The rash will break out soon. Get Axelrod here now!"
fireater41
This isn't the oval office, there's some nut to my right crawling around on the floor looking for crayons, and if you don't hurry up with that toilet paper I'm gonna crap myself and wipe my butt with old glory.
Hello? What? Are you sure? Well make sure you call the cops. I think he's here now. No way Dude! Hell, he told me he wasn't gay! You mean I've got this knuckkehead crawling under the stall doors and stalking me?
Where's the secret service when you really need them?


w
Red Square

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.
It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!
Hello, Hillary? Listen, Bill's still under the desk getting blow jobs. It aint his office any more, get him outta here.


In preparation for snookering Pennsylvania voters that he's always been a fan of firearms, Obama starts packing heat, but needs a few pointers from his handlers:

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ERed Square

UPDATE:
This picture was emailed too us by a trusted comrade. Already after we posted it here we received an email with the original link to IMAO and a note that this is a clever photoshop. The original is here.
It is not often that we fall victims to the Right-Wing Conspiracy! But rest assured that the guilty shall be punished!
Hello, Hillary? Listen, Bill's still under the desk getting blow jobs. It aint his office any more, get him outta here.
Love it!! Best one ever!
ekimwar
Ok, what is your question?
That is beyond my pay grade; but I guess there must 57 United States
What do you mean, I was born in Kenya; and became naturalized Indonesian and so they must US....
Ohh! my mommy didn't tell me that


ekimwar
this is how my mommy showed me to use it


Your hear me?
HILLARY.
F&^k this up and you'll be posted as ambassador to Antartica!
And bring me a pack of smokes and a small goat!



This is the White House calling, is Glenn Beck there? Hello? Hello? Is there anyone there?