This was submitted by comrade Stalin for Time.
Stalin for Time
The lyrics are sung to the tune of the 1960s Spider-Man cartoon theme. I can't find a good midi file for karaoke, though. They're all either the 90s cartoon theme or the 60s theme that leaves out the bridge and verse three. Here's an MP3 of the original theme. You'll just have to remember the music and do "karaoke of the mind."
For those who may have missed it, the song was inspired by this event:
By Robert K. Elder | Tribune reporter
He's not a superhero just yet, but President-elect Barack Obama does get to fist-bump one in a new Spider-Man comic book.
Original Music: Bob Harris, Stu Phillips, and D. Kapross.
Lyrics: Stalin for Time
Obama, man! Obama, man!
Smokes as much as a chimney can.
He's so cool, he's so hip.
Experience? Just a zip.
Here comes Obama, man!
Socialist to the core.
Bailout every money whore.
Will we swing from a thread?
Yes we can! Until we're dead!
There goes Obama, man!
Tainted proof, though it's true,
Jihadis still in Gitmo.
With a streak of blue,
Netroots scream let them go.
Obama, man! Obama, man!
Ayres' neighborhood Marxist fan.
Truth and rights, are ignored.
Power is his reward.
Blago, just resign you "F" sod.
Wherever there is vote fraud.
You'll find Obama, man!
Please kill me. Please f***ing kill me. Trading cards. Bumperstickers (after the election). Now Comic Books about his SuperHero status. Just F***ing kill me.
My leg hasn't twitched this much since the Democratic National Convention.
Out of Character:
Given Obama's credentials, I thought they would want to make him at least compatible with the superhero.. I was thinking along the lines of Aquaman.. Since Obama is going to lower the seas and all.. I can see the adventure already..
Parasite, is there room in that mass graveyard you are diving in for one more? *cringe*
[/Green karakter on]
Hmm... this makes me wonder, is there any connection between the spider-sense and the "leg-tingle" of MSM? After seeing this, I think the answer is yes.
The Wealth Hoarder
The Mad Originalist
Quote:Now that Obama is a superhero, can we suggest villians for his comics?
Well, since I wrote the lyrics and since The B.O. is a stark raving lunatic socialist, I suggest his nemesis is:
Or one such as LIBERAL-MAN Michael Moore would have a weakness for any food that is at arms length?
But while we are dreaming of the "ONE" as a super hero, let us not forget other green heros like CAPTINE PLANET, (A.K.A. AL GORE)
Damn, Captain's picture surely is beautiful.
That's the nemesis, proper.
His foes have not a chance, he knows no equal!
And now, you too can be the "ONE" in the new SUPER OBAMARIO game! Jump around and spread the wealth just like OBAMARIO!
SuperObamaman's tights reveal his mixed ancestry! You know what they say, once you go political hack, you never go back!
Comrades, this is better than I expected! Not only will the Obamessiah pay for our gas and mortgage, he will fight the crime of capitialism too!
'Tis glorious the web he's spun! It covers and protects all, especially himself.
Our great leader has to ask his shrew wife..michelle...if he can use his own penis. I hear she keeps it in her purses and he has to beg for it. He has been heard to say...."aw com'on honey...everyone else is bringing their's to the basketball game." Of course...comrade Clinton told me that.