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Obama, Man! (Spiderman)

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This was submitted by comrade Stalin for Time.

Stalin for Time wrote:The lyrics are sung to the tune of the 1960s Spider-Man cartoon theme. I can't find a good midi file for karaoke, though. They're all either the 90s cartoon theme or the 60s theme that leaves out the bridge and verse three. Here's an MP3 of the original theme. You'll just have to remember the music and do "karaoke of the mind."

For those who may have missed it, the song was inspired by this event:

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Spidey swings into Obama's world

By Robert K. Elder | Tribune reporter
January 8, 200


He's not a superhero just yet, but President-elect Barack Obama does get to fist-bump one in a new Spider-Man comic book.

In "The Amazing Spider-Man" #583, to be released Jan. 14 by Marvel Comics, Barack Obama meets Spidey when the superhero thwarts an Inauguration Day scheme perpetrated by the villainous Chameleon.

During a tense standoff, the comic book Obama tells his Secret Service agents, "This is official government business. Get the wall-crawler out of here!"

But when the Chameleon reveals himself, Obama says, "OK, I was wrong, Spider-Man. This is definitely your department."

Original Music: Bob Harris, Stu Phillips, and D. Kapross.
Lyrics: Stalin for Time


Obama, man! Obama, man!
Smokes as much as a chimney can.
He's so cool, he's so hip.
Experience? Just a zip.
Look out!
Here comes Obama, man!

Socialist to the core.
Bailout every money whore.
Will we swing from a thread?
Yes we can! Until we're dead!
Hey, there!
There goes Obama, man!

Tainted proof, though it's true,
Jihadis still in Gitmo.
With a streak of blue,
Netroots scream let them go.

Obama, man! Obama, man!
Ayres' neighborhood Marxist fan.
Truth and rights, are ignored.
Power is his reward.
Blago, just resign you "F" sod.
Wherever there is vote fraud.
You'll find Obama, man!

Every community needs a Superhero! Now the USSA has one!!

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Out of character:

Please kill me. Please f***ing kill me. Trading cards. Bumperstickers (after the election). Now Comic Books about his SuperHero status. Just F***ing kill me.

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The people must give the government more of their wealth to spread around, so I can obtain this comic book.... err.. I mean.. for everyone to share..

My leg hasn't twitched this much since the Democratic National Convention.

Out of Character:

Given Obama's credentials, I thought they would want to make him at least compatible with the superhero.. I was thinking along the lines of Aquaman.. Since Obama is going to lower the seas and all.. I can see the adventure already..

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[Green karakter off]
Parasite, is there room in that mass graveyard you are diving in for one more? *cringe*
[/Green karakter on]

After displaying homoerotically heroically his holy man-boobs pecs on CNN, this should come as no surprise.

Hmm... this makes me wonder, is there any connection between the spider-sense and the "leg-tingle" of MSM? After seeing this, I think the answer is yes.

TitovK

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Now that Obama is a superhero, can we suggest villians for his comics? I'll prime the pump.

Capt. Gain

Dr. Self-Sufficiency

The Wealth Hoarder

The Mad Originalist

Greed Inc.

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Now that Obama is a superhero, can we suggest villians for his comics?

Well, since I wrote the lyrics and since The B.O. is a stark raving lunatic socialist, I suggest his nemesis is:


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Image Would Obama-man have such a weakness like Super-Man does to Krytonite? May it be...French Krytonite = Soap and a razor.

Or one such as LIBERAL-MAN Michael Moore would have a weakness for any food that is at arms length?

But while we are dreaming of the "ONE" as a super hero, let us not forget other green heros like CAPTINE PLANET, (A.K.A. AL GORE)

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/off character/

Damn, Captain's picture surely is beautiful.
That's the nemesis, proper.

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Image Comrades! I've just spotted THE ONE! He looks so strong! He realy is THE ONE!!!
His foes have not a chance, he knows no equal!

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Image Here is his loyal companion LAP DOG MEDIA!

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Image And now, you too can be the "ONE" in the new SUPER OBAMARIO game! Jump around and spread the wealth just like OBAMARIO!

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Citizen's


SuperObamaman's tights reveal his mixed ancestry! You know what they say, once you go political hack, you never go back!


Publius

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Comrades, this is better than I expected! Not only will the [HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00]O[/HIGHLIGHT]bamessiah pay for our gas and mortgage, he will fight the crime of capitialism too!

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Comrades,

'Tis glorious the web he's spun! It covers and protects all, especially himself.

OBAMA MAN?????
Our great leader has to ask his shrew wife..michelle...if he can use his own penis. I hear she keeps it in her purses and he has to beg for it. He has been heard to say...."aw com'on honey...everyone else is bringing their's to the basketball game." Of course...comrade Clinton told me that.

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Well Comrades, he did say during one of his speeches that he was not, as many thought, born in a manger but rather on the planet Krypton...

-OV


 
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