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Paris youths to celebrate Bastille Day with traditional bonfires.

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Women Hurt Most By Climate Change, says Scottish Newspaper

https://www.sundayherald.com/news/heral ... an_men.php

But the GOOD news is that if the AGW theory is correct, a lot of this is Al Gore's fault:

In the year since Al Gore took steps to make his home more energy-efficient, the former Vice President's home energy use surged more than 10%, according to the Tennessee Center for Policy Research. […] In the past year, Gore's home burned through 213,210 kilowatt-hours (kWh) of electricity, enough to power 232 average American households for a month.

Commissar Gore! The oppressed workers are waiting for your apology (hopefully they are not holding breath.)



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Hey hay hai!!!!

Is it true? Da?

Edited portions of my posted nonsensical wit have made it into obscurity on the far right of this website???

Oil industry to Pelosi: You've been given a brain. Use it or lose it.

Laid up from working too hard on the beet farm...(a sprained ankle) ...
I was dreading a weekend away from toil.
Now, I can feel sorry for myself once again and begin my purging as I have finally achieved a long sought goal for which I should be ashamed.

(RedSquare ... did you say you prefer crisp $100 bills or Venezuelan Oil as a bribe?)


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Does anybody remember when VP algore, the environmental man, was promoting low flush toilets and in so doing was supposed to be filmed canoeing down some pristine river on the East coast?

The river was a source of water in this area and it was running a little low.

Somebody, if not algore, was worried about the low water and running aground, (or portaging) plus...it makes a better photo op with a full river rather than a empty river..... so they raised the river level for algore and his entourage to promote among other things: low flush toilets.

Somebody calculated algore's abuse of river water for the photo op would undo all the possible water savings for decades to come.

We all know what a bargain low flush toilets are?

Can anybody name a meaningful algore achievement?

The man makes me insane.

Whenever I listen to algore talk I feel like Bug Bunny trapped in that damned DC-3 transport plane going straight down to certain death. Then the plane runs out of "Gas" and stops. Bugs Bunny gets out and says:
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øBama's first order of 'change' will be hand placement for citizens during the playing of the national Anthem. Hands cupped over the genitals will be the approved method.


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øBama's heartfelt visit with injured troops leaves his anti-American MSM supporters giddy.
McCain, experiencing a Chris Matthews Leg Syndrome was quoted: So ... You Are Telling Me There Is A Chance?
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Algore makes, or made, me insane. I saw him being interviewed by Larry King when he was asked softball questions. Hell, big bouncy-castle questions. "Are you going to run for president, Al?"

And Al, with the acting ability of a third-grade class pumped his fist and smirked around his nose, "59 is the new 58!" I'm not making this up. And then they sent out crews, note the plural, on the street to canvas The People. The acting was as good as Vince with Shamwow.

He's a sick, sad old loser. See the <i>South Park</i> episode "ManBearPig." They got it right. They usually do.

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Theo dear, watch the Democrats make him the Vice Presidential running mate. Worked before. Because they see him as an intellectual. Ha! They don't have Perot to jimmy up the works this time but McCain just isn't much to vote for. This is a toughy. Four years of wandering in the desert or four years of the desert closing in.

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I think øBama and company will lose this election.
McCain won't win it but øBama certainly can lose it.

Meanwhile...I'm studying how to be a good socialist.

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Margaret, you have shivered my timbers by suggesting that Algore is an intellectual. As we know, his grades at Yale were worse than W's. I've watched him and his leaden, humorless delivery, his sense of entitlement, make me think that he is an idiot but it is a failing of mine to call people I don't like stupid or wicked instead of choosing the right word.

But I do have hope. His arrogant sense of entitlement, his preachments, his hypocrisy: none of them would be too much to put off people who also feel entitled, but fortunately the hard left is not a huge percentage of the electorate.

I read an article in <i>The Spectator</i> which explained better than anything else one of the problem with the middle-class and upper-middle-class liberalism. The idea is that a lot of the middle class is postmaterialist, having enough money and therefore wanting to flash its liberal values, hence my avatar as the Commissar of Conspicuous Compassion. My take is that a goodly number of well-off people do have enough money but do not have enough time and are using the Democratic party as a personal shopper for their virtue to save them having to do personal acts of kindness. And Nancy et al are happy to oblige.

Gore is a natural to these people, unless he's simply not cool enough. They eat their own.

Just not fast enough.


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Margaret wrote:What people are saying about Nancy Pelosi's new book.

An English author confessed to not having read the book that she is supposed to have written.

Next thing Nancy will drive by something with two lions and say, "Library. I've heard of those."

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Obama's Presidential Run downgraded from red to orange and the following slogan employed:

Maybe We Might?"

We Don't Need No stinking Facts!

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Edwards Claims He Was Having an Affair With a Camera, Didn't Notice There Was a Woman Attached
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Thank you, Margaret; I made use of that <a href="https://jessicaswell.com/">at my other job</a>.

It's sad though that I can't seem to find a troll with staying power. I work with them and I really <i>try</i> but for some reason they eventually all go away.

The ones who put up the best fight were gay, by the way. I wonder if they were expecting some sort of quarter?

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International Olympic Committee Redistributes Phelp's Ill-Gotten Golds to Less-Fortunate Athletes

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And welcome back, Dr. P.!

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Cheers! Thanks Comrade Red!

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Obama's Presidency Hopes Apexes When 'The Text Message' Originates From al qaida Operatives Based In Denver

Bye Bye Then

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Putin Waits For Text Message. Deciding ... Why Waste Fuel Driving Tanks Across a Border Twice?

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Capt Kirk and crew appear in a Klingon Warbird over San Francisco in a desperate effort to save the last remaining pair of mating conservatives.

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Couch Potato confuses MTE's stippled ass with couch cushions and searches for beer money.

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øßama's presidency bid morphs into Dangerfield Territory

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By Drew Zahn
© 2008 WorldNetDaily


Philip J. Berg
A prominent Pennsylvania Democrat has sued Sen. Barack Obama, the Democratic National Committee and the Federal Election Commission, claiming that Obama is not a natural-born citizen and, therefore, is not eligible to be president of the United States.

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Louie The Looter Heads South To New Orleans

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This goes with Red Square's new right colum post.
'Heroic' Vladimir Putin saves TV crew from jaws of Siberian tiger
Putin, dressed in combat fatigues, was with a team of wildlife researchers in the Ussuri reserve in Russia's far east when the tiger escaped its harness and headed towards a television crew. However, some sceptics suggested the incident had been set up so the TV crew could capture the powerful image of Putin shooting the tiger.

Image I bet ya Palin's never shot a tiger.

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Interestingly enough, when General Secretary suggested that Putin headline, I looked up this news and the first item in Google was this liberal site that reported Putin's heroism at face value without questioning the facts, but it had to add this:

Inquisitr wrote:For all of the recent criticism of Russia, at least their PM can shoot straight, unlike US Vice President Dick Cheney who famously shot a hunter back in 2006.

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So what's that in Putin's hands? He shoot that tiger with a paintball gun?

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Ivan, does it matter? This is all window dressing. Putin doesn't shoot people himself. Stalin didn't shoot people himself. And even Kruschev didn't shoot people himself. Oh, all right, when Beria came in without his bodyguard, Kruschev shot him with a pistol but that was a one-off and wasn't a photo-op.

Damn. I miss the MTE. I prefer her squalling and squealing and her rage to this gloopy sentimental vapid moralizing and posturing of the Chosen One.

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Feminist Group: Sarah Palin worst mother since June Cleaver. Decried as too "feminine"

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The Hurricane Whisperer: Obama's Negotiations with Gustav Prove Fruitful; Storm Spares "French Quarter"

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Obama: More Experience Than Bristol Palin

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ABC, CBS, NBC and CNN provide helpful translations of RNC speeches during speeches themselves.

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This might not be appropriate for the right column, but it makes me laugh.
Image The Wilson sisters to Palin: Cease-and-Desist using their song Barracuda
Ted Nugent says feel free to use Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.


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This will need a thumbnail of Bill beside it in the right column..

Clinton blasts Palin: "Being a state governor is NOT a qualification for being a president!"

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Dead Support Obama

The remaining members of the Grateful Dead are reuniting to perform at a fundraiser for Obama. Obama to raise Jerry Garcia from the dead for The Dead. All are registered to vote.

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Drill Here, Drill Now, Pay Less Draws Gays To Pelosi's Doorstep

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When did 'Gay' become a noun? My friend Timothy, who is an homosexual man, says he thinks it's a result of poor translation from English to other languages. He first heard it used as a noun when he was living in Berlin in 1992. Even in the gay community, he would hear Germans speaking in terms of "he's a gay", not "he is gay"... or "The Gays", as if there is an organization of homosexuals who are The Gays... He says that the first time he heard it, he thought it was a local band... But when did it actually become an official noun in the English language rather than an adjective?

As a representative of The Jews, I'm just wondering...

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Perhaps when They conspired to join the Institution of Marriage???


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KMTC Policy Institute Study Reveals Sarah Palin Caused National Mortgage Meltdown

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Democrats FINALLY call for the end of Capitalism:
Outlaw Private Ownership of Property
Speedy showtrials are promissed as soon as a conservative is caught.

At the Senate hearings on the financial crisis, "My colleges and fellow Americans we live in dangerous time who would have thought the lowly mortgage would bring this countries financial system to it's knees."

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Senator Chuck Schumer Democrat New York.

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Liberal Pot Calls Kettle Black!
Liberal dream of Wealth Redistribution has collapsed Wall Street in the form of one: Community Reinvestment Act

....Starting in 1992, a majority-Democratic Congress "mandated that Fannie and Freddie increase their purchases of mortgages for low-income and medium-income borrowers. Operating under that requirement, Fannie Mae, in particular, has been aggressive and creative in stimulating minority gains." ~ Coulter

It's less polite but correct to say our government strong-armed financial institutions with severe penalties for failure to offer loans to people who had no chance in hell of repaying the loans back.

Multiculturalism Gone Wild under Clinton!
Threatening lawsuits, Clinton's Federal Reserve demanded that banks treat welfare payments and unemployment benefits as valid income sources to qualify for a mortgage. That isn't a joke – it's a fact. ~ Coulter

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Countrywide Forecloses on Dodd's Farm

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Countrywide Bank filed to foreclosure on Senator Dodd's Connecticut farm today. The mortgage giant's attorney, Kent DeMoney, said, “The Senator has not made even one payment on the sweetheart loan we gave him.”

Dodd's staff reported that the Senator is working with Congressman Rangel on a comprehensive bailout deal for the people.


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Aah, err, but, aah, ta, aah, umm, and aah, err, ta, err aah! ~ Senator Obama, 2008 Presidential Debate




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Shamwow!™ Turns Down Obama Campaign Request To Conduct Clean Up Operations Within The Campaign

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Tylenol Reports Record Windfall Profits Due To Financial Meltdown.
Maxine Waters Threatens To Nationalize...
Speaker Pelosi Wants to Take Those Profits...
Obama Will.


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"The acorn never falls far from the tree."

~ Barack Obama

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Scene: Machu Picchu

Two tourists looking over the skeletal ruins.

First tourist: "This was once a thriving civilization. Then overnight it was destroyed - their economy was wiped out. It's only now that they've finally discovered what destroyed it so quickly."

Second tourist: "What was it?"

First tourist: "Democrats."

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LOL.... Margaret!
Probably the same liberal policy that started our current goat rope:

The Community Reinvestment Act.

Or as I like to say ... The Wealth Redistribution Act.

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Typo discovered on Declaration of Independence which now reads life, liberty, and the pursuit of health care.


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Racist elections officials rejected Mickey Mouse's voter's application,
which was stamped with the logo of the nonprofit group ACORN.
Mr. Mouse is a well known Murinae-American.

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A Lufkin woman received a surprise visit from the Secret Service last week because she refused to support Sen. Barack Obama's infanticide position. Her entire family was exiled to West Texas.

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Senior citizens riot in Ohio nursing home over uncounted Obama votes.
James Carville promising more riots if Obama loses.

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The Fed warns Bail Out Bill may cause credit cards to spontaneously donate. Kansas City couple say a strange credit card charge appeared on their statement -- $2300 donation to Obama. Husband denies visiting The People's Cube.

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California Selling Own Junk Notes at Higher Yields
"Kalleevornee-ah iz too big to vail," vows Governor Schwarzenegger, "Kongress must bail us out."

I must say I'm astonished at the patriotism of Mickey Mouse. He'll vote for the Obamessiah, when the One doesn't even have a special interest logo for him.

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Obama: Joe, spread the wealth. Biden spreads $2 million campaign funds on family and friends.

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Joe Biden: Work is a four letter word.

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Putin's bitch gets collar with satellite tracking. "She looks sad," Ivanov said. "Her free life is over."
"She is wagging her tail. That means she likes it," Putin said.
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Nancy Pelosi decries voting as "unAmerican" as it "separates persons into winners and losers." Cindy Sheehan agrees, asks to share office in Senate.

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Joe Biden: "In the first six months, tyrants of the world are going to test Obama. Cover your nuts."

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Joe Biden: "Don't worry about Palin being a heart beat away from the presidency - worry about me being a heart beat away from the presidency."


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"The oak trees of insurrection grow from the ACORNS of treachery"
- King Harold, Viking

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Red Square Posts family recipe for вода.

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Navigator wrote:Red Square Posts family recipe for вода.

Comrade Navigator

Please send me a copy of this cookbook in English to the People's Kitchen. I certainly want to be able to cook all of the Party's favorites but I'm unfamilar with Armenian?

Thanks comrade,

Che' Gourmet

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вода is Russian for water (pronounced as voh-DAH) as opposed to водkа (vodka).

As everything else, my family recipe for water is classified and is located in the People's Bunker along with the family itself, which has also been rated top secret. They are not even allowed to know each other's names.

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Che Gourmet wrote:I certainly want to be able to cook all of the Party's favorites but I'm unfamilar with Armenian?

Armenians give me gas, I'll pass on the cooked Armenians.


 
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