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Obama calls for taxing the ultra-super rich in a recent speech in Chicago stating, 'Image how much more we can help the deficit if we began to tax the Nillionaires of this country? These guys are so rich, politicians refuse to touch them, no income tax of any kind right now! That is why we are proposing a new income tax on these elite citizens'. The crowd cheered and roared in agreement

Offensive and dangerous Tea Party You Tube video compelled IRS scrutiny of Tea Party explained Susan Rice on Sunday morning talk shows this week

Washingon Joe: Obama will roast the stomachs of the Tea Party rednecks in Hell at the hands of the IRS-agents!

Wire: only racists would complain about Black President abusing the IRS after a White President got away with abusing the FBI.

US government to deport a family seeking to homeschool their children. 11 million immigrants trying to use US public schools for theirs are to stay.

DRUDGE REPORT REDUCES FONT FROM 14 TO 3 FIT OBAMA SCANDALS ON PAGE.

White House shocked, shocked to find that IRS targeted Conservatives.

“I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. And I plead the Fifth," Lois Lerner explained.

Cat Skinner's Union Unimpressed By Obama's 'Faith, Hope And Change' Announce Full Support For The Tea Party Movement With This Aphorism:

“There Is More Than One Way!”

Can't get rid of IRS just as we can't get rid of Second amendment. They're both Constitutional rights, explained president Obama

Margaret wrote:Can't get rid of IRS just as we can't get rid of Second amendment. They're both Constitutional rights, explained president Obama

Where's the "Spew" button like they have on Facebook, Oleg?;-)

Axelrod: Time to get tough on fast loose non-profits driving us all crazy in their tight skimpy provocative little nothings, not the IRS

Discovery of several top officials in Obama admin using secret clandestine identities and e-mail accounts 'to avoid all that darn spam mail' fault of bad IT advice

National Security Advisor doesn't do much in the Obama administration so there's nothing to worry about, explained Jay Carney

DOJ 'maybe, might have, sort of, could have, but I shouldn't talk about at this investigation' tapped phones of Congress too, stated Eric Holder.

NSA's new datacenter, consuming 60 megawatts of power, to stem Global Warming, lower reliance on foreign oil.

The Supreme Court ruled in 1979 that a person has no reasonable expectation of privacy when using the telephone, therefore the State can go gonzo, do anything it wants to people wherever people communicate in any manner, form, or context, explained [CENSORED].

KMTC Security Agency Internet Spying Foiled Planned 2009 KMTC Security Agency Attack on the KMTC Security Agency

"NSA's questionable search and seizure better option than me suspending habeas chorus," explained President Obama.

Senator Mary Landrieu (D-LA) can see Canada from South Dakota.

"If the Gang of 8 immigration reform is as they purport just like Ellis Island era immigration in some way, then let's reopen Ellis Island and quarantine all immigrants until we know who they are, what diseases they have, change their names, and weed out the immigrants we don't want to let in - like we actually did," said the anonymous source.

Florida Department of Law Enforcement: racists, bigots, and other unpleasant people are not entitled to self-defense.

Because Obama instructed the EPA to designate carbon dioxide a pollutant because Obama had a EPA report written that Obama instructed to conclude carbon dioxide is a pollutant President Obama has declared that science has determined carbon dioxide is a pollutant, therefor he has assumed dictatorial power over society

Dems introduce legislation to use State DMVs to promote ObamaCare, make possession of ObamaCare approved health insurance a federal requirement to have driver's license

Life follows People's Truth: Barack Obama switches sides, fights America's imperialism in Africa.

In order to 'make the president's priorities a reality' the OFA sues Obama over delayed ObamaCare employer mandate.

Every time ObamaCare gets delayed a Julia somewhere dies.

Force the full implementation of ObamaCare on schedule before the mid-term elections or you Democrats will never win another election, House republicans advise Chuck Schumer

Masada al Mujahideen: "Behead All Ponderosa's Taller Than Muhammad!"

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Obama's Speech in South Africa Proving to be Highly Resistant to Satire, Say Comedy Central Officials

"He took six 747's a distance of 5000 miles to tell impoverished blacks they can't consume energy to improve their lives. How do you top that?"

HHS dizzy with success, honor system for Obamacare subsidies enrolls 133% of population in first week

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Due to sequester cuts, The Obama Administration refuses to replace AAA batteries in the Debt Clock!

"Socialism in one city!" goes bankrupt.

Bloomberg bans Skittles in effort to ease NYC racial tensions

"Area Man" sues The Onion for libel

DOJ bans the release of late Trayvon Martin's Skittles to his estate.

FISA requests of NSA e-mails stonewalled. NSA claims it has no way to search it's own e-mails.

Poll: Majority of Americans would like to 'stand their ground' against President Obama

ObamaCare promotion call center workers to be part-time in order to avoid ObamaCare

Jeff Bezos bails out Washington Post to avoid government audits.

Filipino maid accused of racism after failing to refill Oprah Winfrey's glass of ice tea quickly enough

Obama Administration Strikes The Word "Clown" from Dictionary.

Rodeo Clowns Association, In A Show Of Respect For The COTUS (Clown Of The United States) Now Use Masks Of The Four Americans Killed In Benghazi.

NAACP condemns the shooting of an Australian student by Black teenagers.

NRA NABBED: Attempted to pass off fake spoof piece as real news in effort to kill communities needed solutions to crime and violence

Polls show 83% favor Reagan style cowboy diplomacy over 17% favoring Obama rodeo clown diplomacy

Obama finally gets serious, threatens Syria with ObamaCare

Obama didn't build that red line, the rest of the world built that red line

Obama's credibility gap widens with news of his plan to have Iron Man "beat Bashar al-Assad to a pulp, take care of business."

Navy yard shootings prompt renewed calls for declaring the entire country a "Gun Free" zone -- public schools and military bases already are.

Venezuela arrives at Next Tuesday, discovers there is no toilet paper there

In a bizarre roll reversal from historic norm Obama's government mans the revolutionary 'Barrycades' to fight against the people.

Government warns: If you were able to actually complete ObamaCare form online you weren't on a legitimate ObamaCare website and should go to our anti-fraud website to report it

Obama orders the closure of all Federally Funded Highways.

CORRECT YOUR OBAMACARE DICTIONARIES!

A "breast enhancement" under Obamacare will now be known as "Caddywhompas". Please make the correction on page 19,753 of your Obamacare EZ Carry Handbook For Morons.

Washington Redskins drops the 'Washington' from their name, "The Obama administration has made the word offensive to Americans."

Democrats new commercial jingle 'Super-catastrophicistic-exbee-alidocious, even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious, your ObamaCare deductible is so high that you will never see, a penny from ObamaCare wasted on you and your family... until you're broke" in a Mary Poppins like set doesn't convince target audience that they are better off with it.

What is ObamaCare? The longest road from capitalism to capitalism.

Huge ObamaCare deductibles not as bad as they look - coming hyperinflation will make thousands of dollars nothing says Obama.

Glitch Girl is __________.

We are all Glitch Girl now!

Server problems for Obamacare website so severe, it now flashes "Error 808" message

Experts warn that Obamacare website problems so severe that thousands of elderly may die of old age before being able to log on

FBI warns of bogus Healthcare.gov sites. "Avoid any site you can actually log on to"

[url="http://hotair.com/archives/2013/10/31/d ... apitalism/]New Democratic Party talking point on people losing their insurance: You have to break a few eggs to make an omelet.[/url]

Grandparents! Give the great gift of ObamaCare to your loved ones for Christmas. This year you can sign-up your children and grandchildren for ObamaCare as a surprise Christmas gift! You know they need it and they'll all love you for it.

They're all dreaming of an ObamaCare Christmas! Imagine their surprise Christmas morning when they find you've signed all of them up for ObamaCare.

Happy ObamaCare!

ObamaCare: Doing to medicine what the Soviets did to agriculture

The Left's new defense of ObamaCare: Once a country goes ObamaCare it never goes back! It's the law. One man, one vote, once!

Due to the compounded effects of the sequestration the government can no longer afford to let you have life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Therefore you will be allowed to pick only one and The Party will confiscate the other two.

John McCain swears people are urging him to run for president again... As the other side's candidate.

Help! The Democrats have fallen down and hurt themselves! Is there a bad apple in the house? Help!

Shocker: Obama had no knowledge he'd been reelected until he read about it in the newspaper three weeks ago.

This Thanksgiving the DNC encourages you to talk about the turkey in the room that nobody wants to talk about: ObamaCare

'I'm not particularly ideological, I believe in a good practical pragmatic five-year plan," explained President Obama

Tea Party to John Kerry: "How do you ask a man to be the last man to lose his health care to ObamaCare? How do you ask a man to be the last man to die for a mistake?"

In Obama's letter to fifth-grade teacher Thomas J. Ritter:

"I do have to challenge you, though, on the notion that any citizen that disagrees with me has been “targeted and ridiculed” or that I have “made fun” of tea-baggers.' I'm not prejudiced against you tea-baggers. I think everyone should own at least one."

NASA announces that Obamacare is the first man made document that can be seen from space.

New ObamaCare metal grades of coverage run the gamut from the lowly Ferrous up to Copper Wire then to Stainless Steel and Appliance and finally the highest grade of ObamaCare is now Automotive. These new ratings are based on the historical values of recycled junkyard scrap.