Commissar Obamissar V
Comrades,Phuzzy Logick
Marvelous and terrifying COV, please excuse this poor excuse for a lowly prole who omitted the groveling so necessary to the betterment of the Party... say, this huge wad of CEU's must've dropped out of your pocket or something. I was reaching down to pick up my squeegee - did I mention I have a Bachelor of Squeeqeeology?? - and noticed it on the tracks. Sure is lucky I found it for you before theGuardian of Pravda
Toilet and IRS same sentence. Hmmmm subliminal thought crime?Ivan Betinov
I look at this as a real voyage of self-discovery. It's like the perfect circle of guilt.Shovel 4 U
Commissar;
Kommissar Vega
525Shovel 4 U
Commissar;Commissar Obamissar V
Marshal Pupovich
... that should make me eligible and the leading candidate for the open position of Guilt Tsar...
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did not mean to intrude upon your authority or speak for you. Oh, well. I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year.DDR Kamerad
540, Bitches! Although not as nearly as guilty as the Party thinks I ought to be.Obamissar 7.62
I live on my sailboat (decadent capitalist pig yacht to the made progressive with a cardboard sign on the street corner) but rent the slip it's in.Red Square
I don't know, Pupovich... Can you possibly compete with SMO's Guilt-Inducing Pup?
Kaos Klerik

Shovel 4 U
Kaos Klerik


Obamissar 7.62
But what do we do when the duct tape factory does not meet it's quota? I have two pairs of boots and a beat up pair of tennis shoes. Which of these will I be allowed to keep? My feet are size 14w, so I use more shoe and boot resources than the average comrade, does that mean I will have to work more in order to get the duct tape I need to cover my feet? If all are equal, when will The One equalize shoe size?
Marshal Pupovich
Red Square
I don't know, Pupovich... Can you possibly compete with SMO's Guilt-Inducing Pup?


It's for the Common Good(tm)Comrade Leftfield
Oh dear....I logged in at:Che Gourmet
Ahh...my delicious Commisarka Pinkie,
It's for the Common Good(tm)Commissar Obamissar V
Phuzzy Logick
Marvelous and terrifying COV, please excuse this poor excuse for a lowly prole who omitted the groveling so necessary to the betterment of the Party... say, this huge wad of CEU's must've dropped out of your pocket or something. I was reaching down to pick up my squeegee - did I mention I have a Bachelor of Squeeqeeology?? - and noticed it on the tracks. Sure is lucky I found it for you before theRed Square
Pupovich - you win hands down. When will you be ready to assume the position of Guilt Czar with Guilt-Inducing Pup as your mascot?
Commissar Obamissar V
Comrades,Red Square
Pupovich - you win hands down. When will you be ready to assume the position of Guilt Czar with Guilt-Inducing Pup as your mascot?Reiuxcat
OH BROTHER!A very, very misguided Comrade
I am in a quandry. I recently discovered that I do in fact harbor some guilt over all the goodies that I am entitled to, just because I was born the planet.Comrade Snoogie Woogums
Your superior wisdom and intellect is an inspiration to us all.Comrade Snoogie Woogums
I wept Glorious Chairman, the thought of three free healthy meals a day and actual work that benefits the masses all provided for me by you all due to you and fellow Senior Party members superior knowledge as to what is best for all of us....Comrade Snoogie Woogums
I must pass on this to you also wise Chairman, the mid-level party members also care about me and the masses, such as the kind chap on the platform six medical station, who was also kind enough to inquire about my health and went so far as to warn me that I was going to feel a little 'pressure' as he examined my lower backside nether regions, I never knew that involved both his hands on my shoulders, by the way but who am I to question free health care nowComrade Snoogie Woogums
by the way if you could pass on to me his name, as I really didn't get it through all the grunting, I'd like to send him some flowersChe Gourmet
Ahh...my delicious Commisarka Pinkie,
Chairman M. S. Punchenko
Awkward heretical comments like the above is why I show up for work everyday, comrades.Che Gourmet
Felicidedes Pup, for being the first to pounce on the GUILT Commissar position. Must be instinctual after all these years of your selfless service to the Party(tm).
Marshal Pupovich
How does one add these titles to one's avatar as I see so many comrades have. I was thinking along the lines of "Marshal Pupovich Guilt Czar....the People's Priest."Kim Jong Illin'
Oh My Stalin! Your Dear Leader scored a +735!! That's a perfect score, but in the wrong direction. I think Condeleeza Rice slipped some Roofies in my mao-tai drink the last time she was here and whispered sweet nothings in my ear - "Capitarism is good", "Sociarism is bad", "Barrack Hussein Obama is an unquarified affirmative -action dumbass", "Tim Geithener is a snakeoil salesman who rook rike a deer in the headrights". She say other pirrow-talk bonbons too, that brack bitch.Quote:
Barrack Hussein Obama is an unquarified affirmative -action dumbassRed Square
Marshal Pupovich
How does one add these titles to one's avatar as I see so many comrades have. I was thinking along the lines of "Marshal Pupovich Guilt Czar....the People's Priest."Red Square
Marshal Pupovich
How does one add these titles to one's avatar as I see so many comrades have. I was thinking along the lines of "Marshal Pupovich Guilt Czar....the People's Priest."
BTW, I am doing a bit of shopping for a t shirt even as we speak.... I have to be ready since I have already pleaded with my boss to take off on 4/15..... though of course, I did not suggest why I would need this day.....Marshal Pupovich
I have to be ready since I have already pleaded with my boss to take off on 4/15..... though of course, I did not suggest why I would need this day.....Red Square
Pupovich and all - horosho!Red Square
Pupovich and all - horosho!Commissarka Pinkie
Hey, wait a fat minute! Didn't Pupovich just get promoted to Vice Chairman? And now he wants to be General Secretary? And he's being promoted to Marshal?
Comrade_Tovarich
Comrades,Guardian of Pravda
The Toadyism, the groveling, the shear awesome supplication and deference shown by the Pup make it clear he has no equal beyond himself in bandying for and to the hierarchy.Commissarka Pinkie
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