Ben & Jerry's co-founder unveils ‘Bernie's Yearning' ice cream flavor

On the social media site where I saw this, some wag posted that it was strange that it didn't contain any nuts. I think all of us here know why. Apparently Comrades Ben & Jerry know all about a certain nut-hoarder here...

Has Kapitalism finally developed a beet-flavored ice cream?

Has the Mayor of New York City limited the size of the containers for sale within city limits? we must protect the People from their own lack of knowledge of what's good for them...

I love it! The new flavor consists of crunchy granola crumbles squashed into a mixture of vanilla and Global Warming ice! They are working on a chocolate version. It is guaranteed to be a big seller!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Has Kapitalism finally developed a beet-flavored ice cream?

You ask, we answer:

Beet Ice Cream


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Trotsky's ashes stolen and baked in cookies

DROP DEAD TO-DIE-FOR CHOCOLATE-DROP TROTSKY SMARTIES COOKIES (the same recipe can be found under Bronstein Burnt and Bayoneted Bolshevik Bon Bon Biscotti)

Even as a "Made Prog", I have to say, I think I'm gonna barf!" BBBRRGG!

Speaking of the People's Food of Socialism, let me reintroduce you to...

Obama's WealthSpread™: I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!


And also...

Fund Raisin' Nagin's Chocolate City Bars With Nutty Liberals Inside


Did I forget anything?

And in the "Life imitates the People's Cube" department...

Obama Ice Cream, A Growth Industry in a Shrinking Economy

From the Motherland:


And, of course, from Ben and Jerry:

Speaking of ice and Bernie - in the words of BigFurHat:

When You're a Collectivist You Simply Wait For Someone Else Do To the Hard Work

or, as Moonbattery put it,

​​Look who is waiting for the government to come shovel the sidewalk

This was posted in the comments on our Facebook page:

The best part is...the ice cream is “free!”
That's right, "free!*"

*Subject must purchase container for $9.97*. Subject must also purchase two (2) other containers of “free” ice cream for those subjects who cannot afford a container of “free” ice cream. *Subject will also be required to pay $3.42 for endangered wildlife charge for the unicorns harvested for the “free” ice cream and a charge of $2.76 for an environmental impact fee for the rainbows used to make the mint glitter (per container).

*Container can only be opened with a government-issued “free” ice cream container opener that may be obtained from subject's local health department for a health impact fee of $30.50. To obtain an opener, subject must sign a waiver indicating that any negative health impacts realized from the consumption of the “free” ice cream will not be covered under subject's government healthcare plan.

*“Free” ice cream container must be returned to a government recycling facility after consumption or ninety days (90), whichever is less, for a $0.95 per container refund. Subject will be charged a mandatory $10.00 per container* ice cream container recycling fee. [*Subject must also pay the $10.00 mandatory recycling fee for the other two (2) containers of “free” ice cream which were distributed to those who could not afford a container of “free” ice cream.]

Bernie's Yearning Ice Cream FREE!
Container Charge $9.97
Container Charge for Needy $19.94
Endangered Wildlife Charges $10.26
Environmental Impact Fee $8.28
Health Impact Fee $30.50
Container Refund $-0.95
Recycling Fee $30.00
Net Cost for Your “Free” Bernie's Yearning Ice Cream: $108.00*

Enjoy!

(*Please note figures may not be accurate and are subject to change due to economic illiteracy.)

Red Square wrote:Speaking of the People's Food of Socialism, let me reintroduce you to...

Obama's WealthSpread™: I Can't Believe It's Not Earned!


And also...

Fund Raisin' Nagin's Chocolate City Bars With Nutty Liberals Inside



Did I forget anything?

This is so nutty dutty funny I almost can't digest it. Almost. Outstanding! Love the wealth spread, absolutely love it. I've lost so many pounds of annoying responsibility since I began using it.
I used to weigh 500 lbs., now I weigh 499 lbs.! This proves Socialism works!