Egyptian 2 Door Car not a Coup Comrades Say

The new Egyptian two-door Coup D'état.
 

glabalpost

The International Monetary Fund on Thursday said it has had no contact with Egypt's interim government, but that technical level talks continue on a potential IMF loan.

When the IMF says "technical level talks continue" but that "it has had no contact with Egypt's interim government," I assume that means they are talking with themselves about how to divide up the loot. Right?

I, myself, have no interim government - so where do I apply for my share?
 

It's a marvel of Middle Eastern engineering, comrades!

And the Jihad model - pictured above - comes with a built-in explosives panel, plus the Macpherson struts and standard sway bars in the suspension have been replaced with scimitars and Allahu AkBars™.



And there's room for 7.2 virgins in the trunk!
 

ROCK, will there be a scimitar rack behind the driver's seat in the pickup trucks?
 

Captain Craptek

ROCK, will there be a scimitar rack behind the driver's seat in the pickup trucks?
Indeed, Comrade - right above the bomb rack!

And, the Deluxe SSL Pickup has a Secret Squirrel Launcher!!
 

Well, I do like flying...