1. Manhattan renamed They-hattan; pronouns required on street signs.
   
2. Queens, NY gets rebranded Mascara Dudes, NY.
   
3. Broadway musicals guarantee 50% tone-deaf singers and differently abled dancers; choreography by zoning board.
   
4. The Knicks have an equality-of-outcomes season: every game ends 98–98.
   
5. The Diamond District adopts “to each according to his need” pricing.
   
6. Times Square ads replaced by motivational quotes from Marx, Lenin, and Mohammed, with QR codes linked to required reading.
   
7. Government-owned pizzerias practice redistribution delivery: your pie goes to a more deserving address.
   
8. Bagel shops serve halal schmear & lox, receipts list your neighbor’s total.
   
9. Potholes are declared “anti-colonial land art”; resurfacing disparaged as “asphalt gentrification.”
   
10. NYPD pilots Pay-What-You-Feel parking tickets.
    
11. Every subway line is called the F-Train; delays blamed on late-stage capitalism.
    
12. Central Park opens a Shared Hammock Zone with naps scheduled by subcommittee.
    
13. The Verrazzano toll is replaced with a Privilege Checkpoint - answer three questions on Marxist theory or take the Staten Island Apology Ferry.
    
14. Strip clubs clear the audience one garment early; Party members remain for an extended policy discussion.
    
15. Free speech goes fully sharia-compliant; terms and surahs apply.
    

We must celebrate as NYC checks off each communist change from normal America on your list, Red Square.

Aleady recommended for indictment on charges of immigration fraud and acceptance of improper foreign campaign donations.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/5/2025, 8:36 am

We must celebrate as NYC checks off each communist change from normal America on your list, Red Square.

Meow-jority rules!

The Kiffness is one of my favorite musicians. He should make a song about the People's Cube - the only instrument guaranteed to hit every note equally. Total equity, zero melody, perfect justice.

In Mamdani’s New York, that’ll be a No. 1 hit: no solos, no riffs, just one eternal chord held by a committee.

In a socialist city every song’s one note,
The People’s Cube says, “Lose the key and vote.”
Verse, chorus, and bridge is hierarchy, dude!
We play one equal tone in one equal mood.

The Kiffness:

Recent phot is just like the pizza box!

I thought that the progressibe hall monitors had denounced that gesture as the sign of "white power." Or does it only mean that in the wrong hands?

Amazing how symbols change meaning once the wrist crosses party lines. New rule: 'OK' hand=white power when displayed by the sans-melanin class; solidarity when displayed by the melanin-infused vanguard.

Speaking of which:

Red Square wrote: ↑

11/5/2025, 12:28 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

11/5/2025, 8:36 am

We must celebrate as NYC checks off each communist change from normal America on your list, Red Square.

Meow-jority rules!

The Kiffness is one of my favorite musicians. He should make a song about the People's Cube - the only instrument guaranteed to hit every note equally. Total equity, zero melody, perfect justice.

In Mamdani’s New York, that’ll be a No. 1 hit: no solos, no riffs, just one eternal chord held by a committee.

In a socialist city every song’s one note,
The People’s Cube says, “Lose the key and vote.”
Verse, chorus, and bridge is hierarchy, dude!
We play one equal tone in one equal mood.

Puurrrfecta, Red Square.

The Kiffness could use this NYC cattackcovfefe and it would be apawded

What? No free beet vodka at Zohran Victory Party?