Comrades, the Great White Father in Washington, D.C., Joe "Shitting Bull" Biden, has ordered the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA)—known mostly for weather forecasting—to apply Special Indian Knowledge to all things NOAA does because the descendants of the allochthonous "indigenous" people have mysterious insights into natural phenomena that Western science cannot fathom.

It's an naked ploy to diminish the scientific accomplishments Western civilization and the clear advances of the Western scientific process by muddling it with an utterly surpassed archaic, non-scientific belief system. 

It's also another way to virtue signal at taxpayer expense and spend as many taxpayer dollars as possible in the 11th hour of the Shitting Bull administration. 

This is a rehash of the trick President Barack "Red Bull" Obama pulled when he ordered the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) to make Muslim Outreach a top priority (which may also have been a way to virtue signal while sneaking Muslims of dubious allegiance into high-security positions). It didn't last. Hopefully DOGE will cut it before we see anything like this: 


One has to wonder what else Shitting Bull will pull out of his hogan before 2025's inauguration. An order to hire hundreds of Flat Earth Society members to oversee NASA research and development?

More here:
https://www.westernjournal.com/biden-or ... knowledge/

What is this “special” ? Shitting Biden is a racist egalitarian.

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:18 pm

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

Sure, and they could use astral projection to round up insurrectionists while the EPA uses forked divination rods to locate public water on private property.
 

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 8:15 am

What is this “special” ? Shitting Biden is a racist egalitarian.

It's "special" in his mind because of fragmented memories of wise old Indian men native American Indigenous people from the old "buffalo soldier" movies he used to watch with his babysitter current wife.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:38 pm

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:18 pm

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

Sure, and they could use astral projection to round up insurrectionists while the EPA uses forked divination rods to locate public water on private property.
 

Wait! Are you saying it’s not happening? Has John Kirby denied these claims on MSDNC? Until that Official Statement is released, the jackalope will continue to believe both of the satirical programs you mentioned are fully operational.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 4:19 pm

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:38 pm

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:18 pm

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

Sure, and they could use astral projection to round up insurrectionists while the EPA uses forked divination rods to locate public water on private property.

Wait! Are you saying it’s not happening? Has John Kirby denied these claims on MSDNC? Until that Official Statement is released, the jackalope will continue to believe both of the satirical programs you mentioned are fully operational.

The men who stare at goats agree.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 5:39 pm

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 4:19 pm

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:38 pm

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:18 pm

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

Sure, and they could use astral projection to round up insurrectionists while the EPA uses forked divination rods to locate public water on private property.

Wait! Are you saying it’s not happening? Has John Kirby denied these claims on MSDNC? Until that Official Statement is released, the jackalope will continue to believe both of the satirical programs you mentioned are fully operational.

The men who stare at goats agree.
 

Of course they do.

Comrades, weather data is “more special” than we ever thought. Watch for scattered rain dances.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/18/2024, 11:03 am

Comrades, weather data is “more special” than we ever thought. Watch for scattered rain dances.

Ah, Liawatha herself. She got smoked recently:


 

trashmouth wrote: ↑

12/17/2024, 12:18 pm

Perhaps taking the recent clue from Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge," the CIA, FBI, and NSA will begin to use the Ouija board, glass divination, and automatic writing for added intelligence gatherings. At the same time, policy recommendations will be based on past life experiences and federal hookah use.

Evidently, such things have been going on for many years—that's not news—but here's a recent revelation (declassification) that illustrates the inanity:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/1 ... xist-mars/

Why release this now? Psy-Op to induce more paranoia among gullible, weak-minded Ecotards just before the new President is inaugurated and begins withdrawal from the globalist green agenda that the dying Biden Administration tried so hard to impose on the USSA.

The whole scene is ridiculous on its face, and we're supposed to believe they can direct a person with precise grid coordinates on a distant planet?  Try giving grid coordinates to a taxi driver when he asks "Where to" and see what happens.

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I think someone over at the CIA has been dipping into the MKUltra supplies again.

Red Salmon

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/25/2024, 3:14 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I think someone over at the CIA has been dipping into the MKUltra supplies again.

Red Salmon

I know what you mean but it was 40 years ago. Today they're probably using crack, or fentanyl, or gimson weed, or embalming fluid or some sort of large animal tranquilizer.
 

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

While I have a hard time believing the CIA doesn't keep anything that might come in handy (like for the office Christmas party) in storage, I'm not sure what the shelf life is for the MKUltra supplies. 

Perhaps because the Tall Martian Report™ surfaced in the Biden's "Special Indian Knowledge" thread, the folks in Foggy Bottom have been using peyote?  A lot of it and on a regular basis judging by the report.  Peyote would be in keeping with the theme.  Those Spooks like to keep the details of their cover story in order. 

How does a fishy prog get a gig like that?

Red Salmon

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/25/2024, 5:54 pm

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/25/2024, 3:14 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Colonel,

I think someone over at the CIA has been dipping into the MKUltra supplies again.

Red Salmon

I know what you mean but it was 40 years ago. Today they're probably using crack, or fentanyl, or gimson weed, or embalming fluid or some sort of large animal tranquilizer.
 

Is this use to keep their CIA dude brain cells nimble so new narrative threads all twist the same way to the left?

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The trick to creating a cover story that one can maintain under stress is to have the cover story reflect some actual truth.  Of course the narratives all twist to the Left.  Go with what you know.  

Red Salmon

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/26/2024, 9:06 am

Is this use to keep their CIA dude brain cells nimble so new narrative threads all twist the same way to the left?

Clarification:

Like the Biden Admin appointing "Native Americans" as consultants, the CIA recruited "subjects" suspected of having "Special Carnival Powers" to stare at goats or astrally project themselves to Mars. So it wasn't CIA employees messing with mind-altering substances, it was a stable of Las Vegas mentalists (available now at California Psykicks.com).   
 

Red Salmon wrote: ↑

12/26/2024, 12:25 pm

Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Jackalopelipsky,

The trick to creating a cover story that one can maintain under stress is to have the cover story reflect some actual truth.  Of course the narratives all twist to the Left.  Go with what you know.  

Red Salmon

What are you talking about “reflect some actual truth” in order to maintain cover story? We mojo’d over that speed bump last decade. Unless the truth to the cover story is that some people are going to jail if the Big Lie is revealed, making sh’t up is what the jackalope reads as narrative.

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/26/2024, 2:27 pm

...making sh’t up is what the jackalope reads as narrative.

Of course it's the narrative. By declassifying this 1984 "Martian Chronicles," with its climate-change-induced planetary destruction, the CIA is feeding a fake history to the mystic-minded climate cultists who will seize upon it as "proof" that the same thing will happen on Earth due to anthropogenic climate change.

And this just coincidentally happens on the eve of Trump purging the U.S. of the Green Agenda? No coincidence, just refueling the leftist narrative.
 

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/27/2024, 8:58 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/26/2024, 2:27 pm

...making sh’t up is what the jackalope reads as narrative.

Of course it's the narrative. By declassifying this 1984 "Martian Chronicles," with its climate-change-induced planetary destruction, the CIA is feeding a fake history to the mystic-minded climate cultists who will seize upon it as "proof" that the same thing will happen on Earth due to anthropogenic climate change.

And this just coincidentally happens on the eve of Trump purging the U.S. of the Green Agenda? No coincidence, just refueling the leftist narrative.
 

Truth. Never let a coincidence go to waste.
What should TPC do with Vivek’s Special Indian Knowledge narrative? Is that a separate post, or what? Keeping all this not true sh*t knotted up in a jackalope mind is getting outside the previous outlined subject. How far Left can we twist Special Indian Knowledge before its tensile strength is broken?
Love,
The jackalope who stares at STEM goats

https://www.axios.com/2024/12/26/maga-c ... -cernovich

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/27/2024, 9:23 am

How far Left can we twist Special Indian Knowledge before its tensile strength is broken?
https://www.axios.com/2024/12/26/maga-c ... -cernovich

That's a link to agitprop Axios, and—as might be expected—it's full of agitation. To refer to the topic of the article as a "civil war" blows a social media quarrel way out of proportion.

But this post is not about the people of India. "Special Indian Knowledge" refers only to special knowledge found only among "indigenous" Americans, not among people of India.

There's a crucial difference:

People of India could not "code talk" for U.S. forces during WW2, but the Navajo people could, and thus helped defeat Japan. That's special.

By comparison, Americans can barely understand the English spoken by workers at call centers in India. If Japanese forces had used natives of India as code-talkers, Japan might have defeated the U.S. Not so special.

Conclusion: hire more Amerinds and dump special visas for Indians.

Colonel Obyezyana wrote: ↑

12/27/2024, 11:59 am

jackalopelipsky wrote: ↑

12/27/2024, 9:23 am

How far Left can we twist Special Indian Knowledge before its tensile strength is broken?
https://www.axios.com/2024/12/26/maga-c ... -cernovich

That's a link to agitprop Axios, and—as might be expected—it's full of agitation. To refer to the topic of the article as a "civil war" blows a social media quarrel way out of proportion.

But this post is not about the people of India. "Special Indian Knowledge" refers only to special knowledge found only among "indigenous" Americans, not among people of India.

There's a crucial difference:

People of India could not "code talk" for U.S. forces during WW2, but the Navajo people could, and thus helped defeat Japan. That's special.

By comparison, Americans can barely understand the English spoken by workers at call centers in India. If Japanese forces had used natives of India as code-talkers, Japan might have defeated the U.S. Not so special.

Conclusion: hire more Amerinds and dump special visas for Indians.

The heart of the jackalope loves you, Colonel O. That was perfection.