Comrades, 57 years ago yesterday November 3 our beloved Laika began sending messages of inspiration, motivation and clarity of Party Policies to our tinfoil hat receivers. Laika travelled in a glorious satellite known as Sputnik II. Propagandists state that Laika passed away from heat after a matter of hours, but we know better.

In honor of this glorious anniversary, the latest brew that may or may not be fermenting in a rinsed out insecticide tank that may or may not be behind tractor barn #2 will be shared until its gone or the sun rises, without ration card tonight after the shovels are cleaned and inventoried.

Wear your tinfoil hat, and there is no cover charge tonight only!

Salute, Comrade Space Dog! We could have never achieved a Soviet Amerika without your transmissions to "fellow travelers" in the Democratic Party!

The "True" Story of Laika the Space Dog

Laika the Space Dog, Friend of People wrote:I have been selflessly orbiting Earth since 1957, breaking space endurance records, proving Soviet Space Program is more advanced than Amerikanski Program. Man on the moon, ptooey! Amerikanski not returned to moon since 1972, and I am still up here!

But I would like to come back to Earth and help Amerikanski workers and farmers defeat capitalist oppressors and live happily like Soviet workers and farmers. They could use help from Hero Dog of Soviet Union, Friend of People, no?

Laika (Controlling your tinfoil hats since 1957)

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Comrades, On this most solemn anniversary, let's not forget Laika's most-recent contribution:



Great Moments in History:

The People's Media Revealing The People's Historic Feats Denied & Hidden by Western Propaganda:

First President & First First-Mistress On the Moon With Laika the Space Dog

Russian Sturdiness of President Vladimir Putin, First-Mistress Alina-Kabaeva, & Laika, the Space Dog Made It Totally Unnecessary for Them to Wear the Sissy-Suits Worn by the Weak US Astronauts.


Thus, unlike the "Naked & Afraid" Americans, Russian sturdiness enabled President Putin, First-Mistress Alina-Kabaeva & Laika the Space Dog to be "Naked and Unafraid" on the Moon.



--KOOK

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but that much testosterone, especially in a pink Speedo, kinda creeps me out. I'd be fully dressed and very afraid. But, that's just me.

Comrade T,

Ahh....I know we've had our differences in the past and all, and Marx knows, I'm probably responsible for at least half the trouble, but ...ahhh.....this is an emergency!

I was making my Laika costume for the celebration tonight and ran into a... sort of,...like...problem with the helmet. I could really use some help here. OK?

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Great costume, sorry for the accident, let me help...
Stand on this box,lean over we will make the helmet upright. I'll fill it with beet juice as a "lubricant" and you hold still...in a few minutes your troubles will be over! What's a Comrade for, anyway?