Whoa! Careful "Premeir", you are showing basic signs of intellegent thought. Interesting...... {takes notes}.

Sweet Merciful Stalin! Do not listen to this kapitalist whore Betty! Shut off your mind now before he causes you to commit any more thought-crimes!

You leave him alone Investor Fox! Or I swear I will send the secret police after you!

I am sorry Betty. I wish I could have never made contact with him. See what happens when one wonders from the protection of the Cube?

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

What sort of position would you be interested in?

Carefull Comrade. Is loaded question Da?
Power to the troddendown and wandering Geese.

Thank you GP. I did have in mind what I wanted for my promotion, but now that I think of it, this is very likely a trap (By the way, have you ever thought of entering into the wildlife or robotic departments? You are doing a wonderful job of getting on my good side).

Come on Vice-Chairman Pup, where are the tape recorders? Where are the secret agents that wish to take me in?

Still a filthy kkkapitalist pig Investor Fox wrote: Careful "Premeir", you are showing basic signs of intellegent thought.

No! NO!!! It can't be!

<covers_ears>

LA LA LA... I'm not listening to you! LA LA LAAA!!!

<begins_drinking_Brain_Opener_straight_from_the_bottle>

Is good to have science experiment. Is good to have science. Both should exist together with results of same heavily favoring desires of Party. (Even if they don't)
Best experiment is current undertaking of Democrat party with Loser declaring winner and Winner declaring better winner. Results in Texas test tube should prove valuable for DNA testing on remaining members of Democrat Party. Is possible Chromosomes have mutated favorably toward Glorious Red Party Standards.

<begins_drinking_Brain_Opener_straight_from>

Is best drunk on the rocks Comrade. (Shaken not stirred)

Power to the Troddendown and Beagles.

Yay! Power to the Trodden down Beagles! Yay, beagles! Everyone loves beagles.

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:[Come on Vice-Chairman Pup, where are the tape recorders? Where are the secret agents that wish to take me in?

I am stunned! Stunned am I that you would think such a thing. Just when I was thinking we must promote you if for no other reason that you can move to another symbol so we are not confused by this counterfeit, counterevolutionary Fox!

Da. And the Head Beagle took Madison Square Garden by Storm. I think the Beagle drew more fans, constituents and admirers than any of the Political types.
There may be a lesson to be learned from this regarding Politicians and Dogs.
Vote Dogs they never let you down.
Glory to the Premier Beagle.
Power to the troddendown and Beagles named Uno.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:[Come on Vice-Chairman Pup, where are the tape recorders? Where are the secret agents that wish to take me in?

I am stunned! Stunned am I that you would think such a thing. Just when I was thinking we must promote you if for no other reason that you can move to another symbol so we are not confused by this counterfeit, counterevolutionary Fox!

In glorious progressive nonculture is one allowed to be stunned? Is it similar to being Tase'd.
Power to the troddendown and Taser equipped peace Officers.

"Don't Taze Him Bro"......

Oh, wait... who are we tazing? I can be convinced (with some hard currency) to approve avidly of tazing.

Or else we set the Party Phasers to "Nuclear Ash".

Comrade TankoGrad wrote:
Or else we set the Party Phasers to "Nuclear Ash".

Phasers??? We have some energy weapons, but nothing along the line of phasers! Such technology would be wonderful for the US military in my world.

My dear man, name your price! I am curious both as an investor and a scientist!

[Gets out checkbook]

Come, come, now, don't be modest. I can afford to buy it, no matter what the price.

No? Maybe you would then be interested profit sharing?

No! Don't do it! *twitch*

Yes! Think of the money! We will be even bigger millionaires! *twitch*

No, never! They are our phasers, no one else's! We will not sell out! *twitch*

Mooonnnneeyyy... drooooolll.... *twitch*

TankoGrad, an idea! Sell him the "weapons” (you know, the month old vegan meatloaf from our MTE's election victory celebration last month) and then we may collect the profits. If he asks, say that the vapor and smell is what "phases" people and the nuclear ash mentioned is only a by-product that went into the meatloaf.

J0! I can hear you.

NO!1!! Stop reading my mind! That's private! Just because the party want to read other people's minds doesn't mean that the evil kkkorperations can do the same! I will not divulge party secrets! Never, never, NEVER!!

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I am now more terrified of Comrade Clinton!

All the more reason to vote for her just to save your own hide. It's what we do....

Glorious winner by proclamation (Her Own) has some few problems but with help of apparatchik and fear instilled by invoking name of former comrade Vince Foster all will be well.
Thus Glorious winner of Party will continue to be Glorious Winner even though losing.
Power to the Troddendown and Former (Dead) Presidents.

Comrades, far be it from me to be disloyal to Empress H, but I have this friend who told me, "Where I live used statues of Her Royal Thighness are already popping up at yard sales. The handwriting is on the yurt, The mythical horse, Barack, is the future of socialism." Of course my loyalty is to the Cause and not to any particular person, or non-person. I need the guidance of the elite: The fat lady sings when?

Comrade Guardian, you raise a good point that some may not be considering adequately. For instance, the Empress was recently asked whether there would be "no new business or personal scandal involving Bill Clinton" which might erupt if she were in the White House and give fodder to Republicans.

The Empress replied "You know, I can assure this reader that that is not going to happen," she said. "You know, none of us can predict the future, no matter who we are and what we are running for, but I am very confident that that will not happen."

Now someone less equal than others might wonder how could the Empress, who has already suffered the shame of her man going astray or being involved in other business that the imperialist fascists could use against them, could be so confident it will not happen again. I think you know the answer to this question. So those who embrace BHO should keep this in mind. I am totally committed to Hope and Change.

Red Bubba wrote:The mythical horse, Barack, is the future of socialism.

Are you suggesting that the meaning behind HOPE and CHANGE is the coming of the 12th Imam?

This reminds me of this older Cube story - 'Twas the Night Before Miraj

Laika wrote:Now in the progressive Islamic Republics, especially Iran, there is The Prophet and Bourak. Bourak is half man and half flying horse and the Prophet flies on his back to the farthest mosque (Jerusalem), heaven and hell, and the houses of misery and happiness. This is done on the night as what is known on the infidel calendar as August 22, and true believers call this the Miraj.

This year, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has promised not only to wipe Israel off the face of the Earth, but also to "Light up the night sky over Jerusalem" during Miraj on August 22. Mike Wallace said in his "60 Minutes" interview that Mahmoud is a very intelligent and nice man, so everything Mahmoud said is true unlike that goofy Santa Claus myth. Once this is done, the 12th Imam, who has been living in seclusion since the 11th Century will return, bringing about the final Apocalypse. Isn't that nice?

So the accention of Barack Hussein O. will bring us the Miraj (HOPE). The night sky over Jerusalem will light up and the Prophet will ride on his back into Washington, DC (CHANGE).

Now we must think how to weave this into our narrative of the worldwide socialist revolution.

Ah Good. As Barracks of Obama ascends then too so will the Glorious Red Sun with him. Soon all will be covered in the warming mantle of Hope and Change as their plans for the future change into no Hope of having one. Thus can the equality sought by all loyal party members be shared with those who once had Hope but have now Changed their philosophy to understand there is no Hope.

Remember that Progressive thought requires you buy the Ideals of the Party w/o thought of their consequence.

Speaking of buying you can buy wonderfull marming mantle for only two Kopecks now at wonderfull and discounted priced, down from normal 3 Kopeks (Must be coin no cash) on TV offer and get two for free as party will throw two more mantles for price of one. (Difference will be made up in Tax increase for collective good)

Power to the troddendown and the Super Delegates who will follow Party line or else.
\

Now we must think how to weave this into our narrative of the worldwide socialist revolution.

This is where I my freind have problem. In moonlight, I he stand in front of reflection in fading paint of tractor, and say, "I [he] have always had excitement running down leg at sound of Barack Hussein Obomba." Try as I he might, I my friend cannot keep straight face. This would become thought crime if required to embrace truth of BHO's inspiring leadership since birth.

The funniest part (aka scariest) was that I could always tell when Lenin, Stalin or Marx was the speaker, but got confused between Mao and Hilary about 50% of the time! Not entirely sure what that means.

Commissar Pupovich wrote:

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:[Come on Vice-Chairman Pup, where are the tape recorders? Where are the secret agents that wish to take me in?

I am stunned! Stunned am I that you would think such a thing. Just when I was thinking we must promote you if for no other reason that you can move to another symbol so we are not confused by this counterfeit, counterevolutionary Fox!

I know, I wish that our (mine and Investor Fox's) paths had never crossed, if only I was able to go back through time.

As far as my promotion, I just want to be where the party needs me the most.

(Gives Comrade Pup an "outsmarted you" smile.)

ROAR! (Belch) Huh?

RedtheProgressiveFox wrote:As far as my promotion, I just want to be where the party needs me the most.

(Gives Comrade Pup an "outsmarted you" smile.)

Kommissar RedtheProgressiveFox, as a matter of fact, I do know of a position that the Party is in desperate need of, and one that I believe you would be uniquely qualified for. It is perhaps a temporary post, but one that if done well would certainly lead to a position of equal or greater import. As you know, there has been a considerable amount of confusion and turmoil of late in the Party, and with the power granted me as Hon. Vice Chairman, I can offer you the position of Supreme Superdelegate Special Commissar Intermediary. Your position would entail serving as an intermediary between the Empress and BHO, to work out any kinks in scheduling for further debates, to try and keep the dialog between the two honest and civil. Yes, you would be a good fit indeed!

(Give Kommissar Fox an "you think you outsmarted me?" look)

To come into the eye's view of her majesty and the influental members of the usefull idiots? With a chance to be able to make connections? Well, if it is where the party needs me, I give it. For all is for the party.

(grins)

That is the spirit!

With the powers vested in (fill in blank) the Honorary Vice Chairman Pupovich, in accordance with Article 27, Section II, subsection k of the Peoples Congress for Progress Handbook, on this date (Fill in the Blank) Hereby declare that (name of scapegoat) RedTheProgressiveFox, is here forth promoted to the position of Supreme Superdelegate Special Commissar Intermediary. May Lenin help you.

This doesn't seem good. For anyone.

I thought I knew so much about the revolution. Nap time.

Don't worry Betty. What the dear comrade Pup says that is required is that I keep it "fair", "simple", and "honest" between both parties. Comrade Pup is expecting that I will try to mediate between both Her Majesty and the BHOs; but when in fact, I will not get caught between a rock and a hard place because whatever her majesty says is truth, no matter if the truth changes or something happend totally differnet than what she said, the evideince is lying, not her. She is always civil, even she beats, rapes, and tears their hearts out in a burnt offering to a cult god. And as we all know, she is always fair. So, if the BHOs(which aren't they suppost to be HBOs?) are sent to the deepest part of Siberia for looking the wrong way, it is fair. See? Nota problem.

Ah, but Comrade Supreme Superdelegate Special Commissar Intermediary, what if BHO comes out on top? Will they see things the same way as you? Then again, you are probably taking the safe approach. I question if the BHO has the iron fist, the onions, the black heart such as the Empress, and what is needed for the Progressive World of Next Tuesday.

I do not belive them too either. That is why I am willing to risk my life upon it (hey, you don't get to the party top without taking some risks). At least I have a long title now. It can be SSCI for short.

If BO is on top. Who is on bottom? This is confusing.
All must rally to the Party line and accept that Auguste High Empress will be Party leader.
Will you be mediating with electrical wires and batteries or just by use of Gulag?
Power to the Troddendown and Mediators for the party.

Guardian, the last I saw the official Party Line is that of wet finger in the wind. Many comrades have switched their support to BHO, and thus risk the wrath of the Empress. On the other hand, there are those who stand by the Empress, and perhaps risk what ever the BHO can conjure up for them should he succeed. BHO is a rather unknown quantity however, he does not have the long record of filled graves and lives destroyed that the Empress has.

Kommissar SSCI, I agree completely with you. I too think it is but a small risk you take, and you are also right that one must be willing to take some risks if one wishes to rise. That is why I have always stood firmly behind Hope and Change, and shall not waiver.

Wet Finger in wind is good for just so long. Party must advance. Perhaps time to dry finger and select next party leader by tried and true method used by Party in past.
Backstabbing, lying, confusion, anarchy and overthrowing of party wings not on line with Party thoughts and desires.
Break out the shovels.
Mediator should have good supply of blindfolds.
Power to the troddendown and cloned dogs.

As surely as Hillary will cry in Dallas, and an Obama supporter will faint in Houston, I will continue to waiver until the party issues orders.

Long live Clintonism!
Long live Obamunism!

Wavering is good. Never commit until commitment is just one door knock away.
Think Thought Police
Power to the troddendown and the Pink people in Berkeley

Wet Finger in wind is good for just so long. Party must advance. Perhaps time to dry finger and select next party leader by tried and true method used by Party in past.
Backstabbing, lying, confusion, anarchy and overthrowing of party wings not on line with Party thoughts and desires.
Break out the shovels.
Mediator should have good supply of blindfolds.
Power to the troddendown and cloned dogs.

GOP!

Relax...We've won. What you have suggested will happen in Denver! Are you going to help in our 40TH Anniversary Celebration of Patchoulifest?
There will be lots of puppets, mimes, and ganja....plus victims galore!
Ahhhh.....1968! What a Great Year for Socialism!


LSD

Of Course. Bolshevik next to me is nodding affirmative and prodding me with Gun Barrel. I live for the moment.
Power to the Troddendown and those with Plagiarist thoughts.

Guardian of Pravda wrote: Bolshevik next to me is nodding affirmative and prodding me with Gun Barrel.

Sounds like it's you lucky day....

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Of Course. Bolshevik next to me is nodding affirmative and prodding me with Gun Barrel. I live for the moment.
Power to the Troddendown and those with Plagiarist thoughts.

Guessing what, Komrade Guardian....Is NOT being gun barrel.....

Guessing what else? Bolshevik is not male.
Power to troddendown and stolen (acquired) delegates.

Let's hope....

I hope you change that.
Power to the troddendown and daughters that have jobs that are not considered work.
Comrade MTE AKA AHE may have put daughters foot in her own mouth.

Oh, man, that was good! I'm gonna collect all the Hillary quotes on one page (ok, ok...., three), give 'em to my sister and say, "ok, justify THIS..!!"

And then HOPE she doesn't CHANGE to an Obama-moma.

Something from Patriot Art

Always knew Hillary was a Communist, and Obama had no brains or platform. I just wish I really had someone I wanted to vote for instead of the lesser of 2 evils. It is a shame that real people with good ideas either don't go into politics, or are destroyed by the media, or are watered down by their "party"

But what of the third evil Comrade Guest? Comrade McCain?

Da, Pravda. However McCain is reclariant Bolshevik with occasional non party thoughts. He is in need of re-education toward total party unity and support. He is only partially there.
Power to the troddendown and Party Governors who support working masses of prostitutes.

Alas. the Diebold screwup has already revealed that McCain will win. The shadow government puppet masters have already decided. But it will also mean the end of the rethuglican party.

This a propaganda masterpiece. Clearly you have been reading the works of Stalin and Mao for tactics. Smear those you dislike politically by juxtaposition with some of the most evil and reviled leaders of our time and recent history. Brilliant "quiz", yet disheartening to those of us who value reasoned argument and discourse.

We on the Left who value reasoned argument and discourse, have long ago juxtaposed Bush with Hitler - brilliant tactics indeed. We thought we were original for a moment, but now you're telling us we stole it from Stalin and Mao? It must be a coincidence; everybody knows that the Left has nothing to do with Stalin and Mao.

But for such a shrewd and reasoned observer you are missing one important details. We have juxtaposed here not just the names of various political figures, but mostly their core beliefs about the role of State in sacrificing the individual to the Common Good(TM). Such views are called STATISM. They are also known as collectivism. Come to think of it, the meaning of the word "fascism" means "sticking with the collective."

I think your confusion stems from your assumption that we, like all good progressives, go for the emotional impact of juxtaposing things. That may be a bit of a psychological projection on your part, comrade. But the truth is, we go for the intellectual impact because as rational people we place reasoned argument and discourse over emotions.
<br>Lighten up, comrade, open your mind, and try to read more books.

Da. With pictures of course. Is juxtaposing a bad thing or a good thing or is perspective the key?
If you juxtapose to the left the right finds it disgusting and vice versa.
Where in lies the truth?
Perhaps it is in the association of the simile and it's close application to the actual individual. He or she who comes closest wears the shoes so to speak.
Some fit the style better than others and it lies with the observer to decide who fits better.
Short of that be sure to keep your shovel handy.
Power to the troddendown and Lisa Marie who swears she is not fat.

Missed 20. Sucky.

Sheisse!!!

Got all the Marx questions but I missed 1 Hillary and 1 Lenin! I shall dig a canal from Chicago to Omaha for penance.....

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Clearly it is they that are guilty of ThoughtCrime™ Comrade O'Brien. We can not bear the idea of a great mind such as yours digging, unless of course that is what BB wishes.

You all should be ashamed of yourselves. You call yourselves Party Members, bah! Apparently the publik skools were not up to the standards they are today back in your skool years.

Red Square wrote:We on the Left who value reasoned argument and discourse, have long ago juxtaposed Bush with Hitler - brilliant tactics indeed. We thought we were original for a moment, but now you're telling us we stole it from Stalin and Mao? It must be a coincidence; everybody knows that the Left has nothing to do with Stalin and Mao.

But for such a shrewd and reasoned observer you are missing one important details. We have juxtaposed here not just the names of various political figures, but mostly their core beliefs about the role of State in sacrificing the individual to the Common Good(TM). Such views are called STATISM. They are also known as collectivism. Come to think of it, the meaning of the word "fascism" means "sticking with the collective."

I think your confusion stems from your assumption that we, like all good progressives, go for the emotional impact of juxtaposing things. That may be a bit of a psychological projection on your part, comrade. But the truth is, we go for the intellectual impact because as rational people we place reasoned argument and discourse over emotions.
<br>Lighten up, comrade, open your mind, and try to read more books.

I thought I recalled seeing this somewhere. Just letting you know Glorious Red Cube that I devoured this book, and it should be required reading by ALL COMRADES! And who can resist the cute smiley face? But as you no doubt noticed, I took quite a few lines from this for my answer these questions thread.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:... who can resist the cute smiley face?

This deceitful juxtaposition of a smiley face and Hitler's mustache is deliberately designed to make liberals hate smilies and never use them in their posts again.

This is good Da?

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Ah Good. As Barracks of Obama ascends then too so will the Glorious Red Sun with him. Soon all will be covered in the warming mantle of Hope and Change as their plans for the future change into no Hope of having one. Thus can the equality sought by all loyal party members be shared with those who once had Hope but have now Changed their philosophy to understand there is no Hope.

Remember that Progressive thought requires you buy the Ideals of the Party w/o thought of their consequence.

Speaking of buying you can buy wonderfull marming mantle for only two Kopecks now at wonderfull and discounted priced, down from normal 3 Kopeks (Must be coin no cash) on TV offer and get two for free as party will throw two more mantles for price of one. (Difference will be made up in Tax increase for collective good)

Power to the troddendown and the Super Delegates who will follow Party line or else.

I must say that is much educational this quiz. I need much more indoctrination.

Red Square wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:... who can resist the cute smiley face?

This deceitful juxtaposition of a smiley face and Hitler's mustache is deliberately designed to make liberals hate smilies and never use them in their posts again.

This is a dig at me,right? Just so you know, I have tried very hard to rid myself of my smilie addiction....sadly,it's not going so well

Clearly we need for the state to join into a War on Smileys. It really isn't your fault. You have been exposed to these horrible things ever since the sixties when the anti-war hippie crow..... wait a minute, What am I saying? Those were our guys right? I need to take a does of my Leftist inhalator to clear my head.

Smoke one for me, Pup!

Somehow, I just knew it wasn't my fault. As a true daughter of the revolution,I am certain that nothing is my fault....but thank you for understanding my angst over this smilie thingie,M.Pup.

(I know thingie isn't spelled w/ an "IE" at the end but it looks similar to smilie so I like it better than thingy...it's just a colloquial,made-up word anyway )

Blackadder: What are you two idiots giggling about?

Lord Percy: *snerk* It's just that while we were sorting through the turnips, we found one that' shaped just like a thingy!

Baldrick: *snort* And what's really funny milord, Is that I have a thingy that's shaped just like a turnip!

Damn,haven't seen TBA in a long while.
Love British comedy.

You ever see "The Young Ones"? Kind of wacky...no,very wacky...but freakin' funny as hell.

Nothing like Lentils for dinner...again.

Favorite line: After an explosion blows off Nial's hair, he picks it up, looks at it, and says, "Didn't know I wore a wig. Bummer."

I think what I like about British comedies of this type--Python, Black Adder, and even The Young Ones--is that for all the slapstick, broad humor, and bawdiness, the writers were actually very well educated and slipped a lot of high-brow (and often very obscure) references in under the radar.

The one w/ Neil and the wig is one of my favorites. I love the way he talks.
I also remember watching this show about a collection of people working in a dept. store.Can't remember the name.

I just like British humour for the simple hilarity and bawdiness

I also remember watching this show about a collection of people working in a dept. store.Can't remember the name.

"Are you Being Served?" (And I am unanimous in that!)

Why was I left out! It is obvious that Stalin, that fascist, still controls you!

Are you in need of another ice axe comrade Trotsky? My Uncle Iosef has plenty.

The commies are bad guys.
The conservatives are the worst guys.
Not only this test is stupid,
it also does not give the score of at least ratio of the right answers to the total number of questions.

Deep disrespect to the author of the test.

maccaraksh wrote:The commies are bad guys.
The conservatives are the worst guys.
Not only this test is stupid,
it also does not give the score of at least ratio of the right answers to the total number of questions.

Deep disrespect to the author of the test.

You make me sick. I bet you have a job AND a family!

Scores? SCORES!? Only a conservative knuckle-dragging 19%er Bush-loving fascist like yourself would come here and preach about SCORES!

Let me save you, friend. Let me work my HOPE on you!

You see, we don't believe in scores here, friend. We believe everyone is entitled to equality of outcome. We believe in Hope, Change and, uh, Promises. Yes, promises. Uh. Promises of an American tomorrow that is completely unlike the past! We believe in a place called hope where all of earth's children can huddle and be sheltered by the gracious glory of the keepers -- the benevolent keepers of America's promise to the people of the world.

And the people of the world, united, will rise up and declare HOPE. They will yearn for HOPE. They will amass for HOPE in way that mankind has never seen before! And this HOPE, and this CHANGE, will bring the tired, the weak and those who are without together. And together we will build a world where there is no without and where there is no need. A world where total everything is everywhere and where total nothingness is absolutely nowhere. We will build this world. People in this world they shall build. Hope is coming to America! The promise is coming to America!

The promise of healthcare, housing, healthcare, more housing, food, clothing and an end to partisan politics. Our argument, our plea, will convince those who disagree to agree and convince those who agree to act. We will all act. We will all act as one in a world built by people who were built by HOPE. And change, glorious change, will build this HOPE and shower CHANGE and the PROMISE down on those who have been waiting for the ones. We are those ones. We have seen the future and have come to know that HOPE and CHANGE will fill the void of nothingness. And this nothingness has a name! Yes! This nothingness is the last eight years of the same old Bush/McCain policies that this America -- our AMERICA -- had to endure for far too long. And now, HOPE is on the march and this is what I am promising to the American people:

Free shit.

HOPE begins here at home! CHANGE begins in the facotories of HOPE which will build the CHANGE this country needs to acheive the PROMISE! No more guns. No more need. No more want. All will be healed by the power of HOPE. Hope will keep us all in a state of enlightening CHANGE. Together we can overcome the darkness of the nothingness to ensure the HOPE and the CHANGE with the American Promise. Free shit!

You're cured, friend! FEEL THE TINGLES RUN UP YOUR SKIRT!

***Faints***

I felt the power drawing me here.... My heart lept with joy reading that!

where do I get the coupon for the lenin mausoleum tour ?

Freundschaft
Nikita

(off)
You want to know what's sad? Democrats are saying the same thing foreign dictators who hate(d) us and yahoos cling to it like we do to our religion and guns. Truly, when you do not support one side, you automatically help the other side.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:
You see, we don't believe in scores here, friend. We believe everyone is entitled to equality of outcome. We believe in Hope, Change and, uh, Promises. Yes, promises. Uh. Promises of an American tomorrow that is completely unlike the past! We believe in a place called hope where all of earth's children can huddle and be sheltered by the gracious glory of the keepers -- the benevolent keepers of America's promise to the people of the world.

Glorious Chairman,

Would those keepers perchance be called Morlocks?

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

maccaraksh wrote:The commies are bad guys.
The conservatives are the worst guys.
Not only this test is stupid,
it also does not give the score of at least ratio of the right answers to the total number of questions.

Deep disrespect to the author of the test.

smacktard