Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:I have to be ready since I have already pleaded with my boss to take off on 4/15..... though of course, I did not suggest why I would need this day.....

Baton Rouge Tea Party

AwwwwwYeeee. For sure. You gon be in dat one fine Bahtawn Roog Tea pahtee.
Don be throwing the fine Ambita Amber wit it now. For sure this gon be one fine pahtee don you be knowing. Awwwyeee.

Dear Comrade GOP, how many languages are you officially able to speak, anyway?

Impressed in Minnesota (youbetcha)

535 on the ol' guilt level. That figures. Papa Rex (being the Southern gentleman that he was) would be so proud.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Yes Comrade Guardian, I plan on manning the barricades, just as I did back in the Motherland to overthrow the Tsar. I am going to need some help with what to put on my sign, and[HIGHLIGHT=#ffff00] will need to go to the Bunker [/HIGHLIGHT]for this. I have also purchased a Laika shirt to wear that day!

My Dearest Marshal of copious titles,

May I ask a question, or three? Just where is this Bunker you speak of? And why would such a progressive canine as yourself need help to compose a sign of protest? Didn't you take Agitprop 101 at the KMTC? It is a required course, you know.....Hmmm...perhaps the Pup's shaggy head is just a little too swelled with all the attention? I'm positive your tail is ready to fall off from all the wagging......LOL!

Since I have started my new assignment of digging already in-use latrines one meter deeper here at Camp Pelosi my cellmates er bunkmates seem to have become jealous of my advancement to this prestigious position.
For some strange reason that I cannot fathom at the moment they have re-located my bunk and straw bed toward the back end of the cabin and have left the window opened and have started to really shun me.
Though in the end I'm sure we will work this momentary problem out in good old comrade brotherly fashion. Though since I have found my whole 15 minutes of free time all alone now, I can add a few more thoughts as to what a glorious time I am having.

First off a little more about platform 6. I was soooooo excited when I was told to report there er asked so politely if I wouldn't mind a free vacation on the party and was sent the brochure with the directions.



However I do have to register a little harmless complaint. The brochure was just a teeny weeny little bit misleading. I'm sure just a silly little error of course.


More latter on all the fun that I'm having here.

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:I have to be ready since I have already pleaded with my boss to take off on 4/15..... though of course, I did not suggest why I would need this day.....

Baton Rouge Tea Party

AwwwwwYeeee. For sure. You gon be in dat one fine Bahtawn Roog Tea pahtee.
Don be throwing the fine Ambita Amber wit it now. For sure this gon be one fine pahtee don you be knowing. Awwwyeee.

Dear Comrade GOP, how many languages are you officially able to speak, anyway?

Impressed in Minnesota (youbetcha)

Including the ones I make up?
I speak 8 languages. How many am I allowed? I don't know. The Party never told me. Is this a loophole I wonder? In my wanderings throughout the World I found it best to know who the locals are talking of when they make slitting signs across the neck.
My Wife is Canadian so I add Candianese as well eh?
We were in Minnesota when ya'll had the Wrestler Feller as the Gov. Does Jessie Ventura out any more?
I am also part Erie Indian and you have some of the remnants in your area. Saundustee waskehee.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:
More latter on all the fun that I'm having here.

I think I see you. Where is your shovel?

Commissar Obamissar V wrote:

Shovel 4 U wrote:Commissar;

i promise to start up the "Norilsk Gulag - Save the Polar Bears Club".

i thank you commissar for helping your lowly shovel and will double my output of shovel production in the name of the motherland.

may i have beets ration now?

Comrade Shovel,

I applaud your transition to a compliant Comrade! The KMTC benefits us all. You have indeed earned (though I hate to use the word EARNED) your beets. You're entitled to them now as a member of The Collective. Don't worry about grovling to Comrade Kaos Klerik- he's not a Made Progressive. Focus your groveling on Big Mighty "real" Commissars and you'll do just fine in the eyes of The Party.

-COV

Commissar "O" as in O'liness;

i wanted to grovel thank-you for beet ration. UnFortunately i had already re-upped for my 2nd tour of KMTC. In addition to all of the previous torture training, i particularly enjoyed the new match game quiz. Although i thought it may have been trick (having multiple answers) they say that i - shovel - passed.


i am pleased to report that shovel production has been doubled as promised, although i had to beat over head with shovel discipline two that had been caught listening to that running dog Rush. My 106 104 workers now produce 6 shovels per week, double quota. For the Motherland!!

Also, as promised, with the help of ACORN, i now have 19,743 members in the "Norilsk Gulag - Save the Polar Bears Club." Considering there are only 8,968 in gulag right now - i feel you will be most impressed.

Again i want to grovel thank you and extend my hand in friendship & comaraderie to you and all that are more equal than your lowly shovel.


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Тхис беттер гет ме а промотион ин тхе парты!

Guardian of Pravda wrote:I think I see you. Where is your shovel?

Third coach, seat 3C they even gave it a damn window seat! I was so pissed happy to see the party making sure that state property was not damaged. It was good to see my shovel's safety was such a concern, it filled me with progressive cheer. Just knowing that my shovel would arrive at Camp Pelosi in fine shape, it really gave me such comforting thoughts just right before we entered that tight tunnel with the 2 foot clearance on top of the train, and just right after the slippery rain storm we just went through.......... Well you can just imagine how that would make one even just love the party even more. By the way they even gave it 'oil service' right at lunch time so the spade wouldn't get rusty.

Good deal. All is well. Remember that a prole w/o a shovel is a politician and we have more of those than we need. Dig deep, dig hard, plant plant plant, who knows you may become the number one beet shoveler in the party and receive accolades (No promotions right now, we have met the quota) and an increased ration of beets from 'The One' as he takes from the others.

My embarrassing score, for which I will immediately begin self-flagellation with a rusty shovel, is 525. And I would have posted this score sooner, but I was still applauding Comrade Red Square's previous post. I know better than to be the first one to stop.

Commissar,

I have realized the error in my ways and joined the KMTC. Ive scored a 665 and fear I'm far to gone under the influence of the capitalist overlords. Please show mercy and guide me to the supply shed where I may find a shovel.

We are running out of shovels. The quota was not met. The factory received a stimulus and threw a party for management. While management was gone the proles left for the day and went fishing. Order is being restored by means of the whips and chains union negotiations which should restore order and discipline put everything back in order very quickly.We are of course seeking new management as the old management has been shot released.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Commissarka, I detect an absence of guilt, and no doubt that is holding you back. But do not think for a minute that I do not appreciate the fine work you do for the Party. Perhaps this will help instill some guilt on your part when you see that I am awarding you the very first Pup's Medal of Eggselence award for your fine work!

In honor of the Commissarka's tireless and apparently thankless work for the World of Next Tuesday, I hereby present her with the first.....

Well thanks, Pupovich, even if it is nothing more than a painted sticker you slapped over an old Kerry-Edwards campaign button. Maybe I can trade it for some of those Al Gore pogs you can get out of cereal boxes and turn in for carbon credits.

And as for your allegation that I am guilty of an absence of guilt, I must say that is a guiltist remark, which in turn makes me a VICTIM OF GUILTISM!

That allows me a moral authority card which I intend to play until it disintegrates (maybe I'll laminate it) or until I get all the reparations, affirmative actions, and special considerations to which I'm entitled due to my victimization.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well thanks, Pupovich, even if it is nothing more than a painted sticker you slapped over an old Kerry-Edwards campaign button. Maybe I can trade it for some of those Al Gore pogs you can get out of cereal boxes and turn in for carbon credits.

And as for your allegation that I am guilty of an absence of guilt, I must say that is a guiltist remark, which in turn makes me a VICTIM OF GUILTISM!

That allows me a moral authority card which I intend to play until it disintegrates (maybe I'll laminate it) or until I get all the reparations, affirmative actions, and special considerations to which I'm entitled due to my victimization.

Needing a lawyer your are maybe?

Reiuxcat wrote:

Red Square wrote:Pupovich - you win hands down. When will you be ready to assume the position of Guilt Czar with Guilt-Inducing Pup as your mascot?

Perhaps this pup could be standing next to a sign that says something about how he was wronged by capitalism and calling for Change. But all I can think of right now is a sign that says "I voted for Obama and all I got was this rubber chicken."

Comrade Red Square,

Forgive my tardiness in presenting this late entry.

We all know for centuries, the capitalist rapists of the earth, the only earth we have, have targeted defenseless baby seals for the bourgeois to wear as coats. Certainly this symbol would be the least offensive of all to anyone of our brothers and sisters who struggle against the Bu$hitlers of the world.


I leave this matter in your wise and capable hands.

Hey! I think I found answer to my country's famine probrem caused by Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy(tm)! Close poriticar reeducation kamps to save money, herd poriticar prisoners onto rusty coffin ships, send north through Bering Strait to harvest Baby Sears for my countrymen's feasting!

Or screw it, just solve probrem old-fashioned way and shove unrepentant prisoners feet-first through woodchipper and turn them into Soyrent Green(tm) brand Tofu. That way I don't get Environmental Defense, Pew Charitable Trusts, Crean Ocean Action, Audubon Society, World Wirdrife Fund, The Ocean Conservancy, Coastar Conservation ASSociation, PETA, Sea Shepherds, Greenpeace, Sierra Crub, Save The Manateee Crub, yada yada jumping my ass about kirring Baby Sears.

Your Dear Reader,

Kim Jong Illin'

p.s. prease terr Hirrary Krinton I stirr rove her rong time. My manry ji-ji not bent rike Birr's.

We at the Karl Marx Treatment Center have already found the solution to North Korean food problem: feed North Koreans to giant rabbits.

Greetings Komrades! I have just returned from my re-education session in Oblask and have been unable to type as my fingers were both frostbitten and very badly blistered from all the shoveling. I have scored a glorious 515 and must now run electrodes from the car battery to my earlobes as a reward!

P.S. -I hope you have all saved me the good articles from Pravda and Investiyeh that I have missed.

Guardian of Pravda wrote:The Chairman and the Marshal have Cockles? Are they taxed divided equally?◄◄
This is important considering the Marshal's future appointment. Were it just me I would not care. however we do not want the others of the Party hierarchy being jealous or feeling left out. It would not bode well for the Beet Diggers and Latrine Specialist as they would have to take out their frustrations on someone else.
Witness the Two Houses of the Party as they take out their frustrations on each other and the Proles.

Well of course we have cockles, and mine are quite warm don't you know. As for whether the cockles that the Chairman and I have are equal, I am afraid that is beyond your pay grade.... which is while equal to our pay grade, is not quite as equal to ours. Your guilt is showing Comrade Guardian.....

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Commissarka, I detect an absence of guilt, and no doubt that is holding you back. But do not think for a minute that I do not appreciate the fine work you do for the Party. Perhaps this will help instill some guilt on your part when you see that I am awarding you the very first Pup's Medal of Eggselence award for your fine work!

In honor of the Commissarka's tireless and apparently thankless work for the World of Next Tuesday, I hereby present her with the first.....

Well thanks, Pupovich, even if it is nothing more than a painted sticker you slapped over an old Kerry-Edwards campaign button. Maybe I can trade it for some of those Al Gore pogs you can get out of cereal boxes and turn in for carbon credits.

And as for your allegation that I am guilty of an absence of guilt, I must say that is a guiltist remark, which in turn makes me a VICTIM OF GUILTISM!

That allows me a moral authority card which I intend to play until it disintegrates (maybe I'll laminate it) or until I get all the reparations, affirmative actions, and special considerations to which I'm entitled due to my victimization.

True enough Commissarka, but think of it this away, the medal that I awarded you will NEVER decrease in value!

And of course I am a guiltist, it sort of comes with the territory don't you think? The correct response on your part should be "Ask not what guilt my Party can place on me, rather what guilt can I place on myself."

Oooooo, I think I just passed another Pelosi in my pants!

AbecedariusRex wrote:

niHil wrote:
But I do feel guilty bout making this:

This question seems odd. Oughtn't it be this instead?

Which is your fave?

Semantically equivalent, but alas, Yours is More Equal!
(except your first picture is plural, your second is singular, and your third depends on your point of view)

But I renounce you for putting a babe above The O'bama-kun. He is TheOne! [HIGHLIGHT=#ffffff][HIGHLIGHT=#000000]Plus Halle causes thought crimes of a sort I would never have about TheOne[/HIGHLIGHT].[/HIGHLIGHT]

all hail TheOne!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:The Chairman and the Marshal have Cockles? Are they taxed divided equally?◄◄
This is important considering the Marshal's future appointment. Were it just me I would not care. however we do not want the others of the Party hierarchy being jealous or feeling left out. It would not bode well for the Beet Diggers and Latrine Specialist as they would have to take out their frustrations on someone else.
Witness the Two Houses of the Party as they take out their frustrations on each other and the Proles.

Well of course we have cockles, and mine are quite warm don't you know. As for whether the cockles that the Chairman and I have are equal, I am afraid that is beyond your pay grade.... which is while equal to our pay grade, is not quite as equal to ours. Your guilt is showing Comrade Guardian.....

Ah guilt. Guilt is good, with it one can expand on the guilt of others. There is the guilt of those that bask in the light of the Cube while others dance in the shadows of it. There is also the guilt of those who are supposed to turn on that light but forgot which is why people are dancing in the shadows. To make up for that lack of dedication to ensuring the light of the §Cube§ always shines forth there is the added guilt of knowing they have those out there like you who make up for the deficit by lighting up the whole area with guiltless adherence and groveling to the Red Cube himself. His cockles are surely more cockley than yours and shine brighter but your cockles being warm are sufficient to light up a few hundred inches anyway.
Tis a far far better thing I do now than any I have done before. Guilt, out dam Guilt, Out I say. I feel Macbetter now.

Verily Comrade, Guilt is not just good, it is as that great classic hymn suggests. Sing along comrades!

Amazing Guilt, how bitter the tears,
That saved a wretch like you....
You once was free but now you are bound,
Was content, but now, lament.

T'was Guilt that taught...
my soul to fear.
And Guilt, my fear confirmed.
How ominous did that Guilt appear...
the hour I first grieved.

That's beautiful, Pupovich. If I ever have a show trial, I want a chorus to sing that song.

Many thanks Commissarka, It is wonderful seeing you tonight. Your shovel looks particularly shiney tonight. Then again, perhaps it is just the tears in my eyes.

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:The Chairman and the Marshal have Cockles? Are they taxed divided equally?◄◄
This is important considering the Marshal's future appointment. Were it just me I would not care. however we do not want the others of the Party hierarchy being jealous or feeling left out. It would not bode well for the Beet Diggers and Latrine Specialist as they would have to take out their frustrations on someone else.
Witness the Two Houses of the Party as they take out their frustrations on each other and the Proles.

Well of course we have cockles, and mine are quite warm don't you know. As for whether the cockles that the Chairman and I have are equal, I am afraid that is beyond your pay grade.... which is while equal to our pay grade, is not quite as equal to ours. Your guilt is showing Comrade Guardian.....

Ah guilt. Guilt is good, with it one can expand on the guilt of others. There is the guilt of those that bask in the light of the Cube while others dance in the shadows of it. There is also the guilt of those who are supposed to turn on that light but forgot which is why people are dancing in the shadows.

Perhaps the One who "forgot" to turn on the light didn't "forget" but was exercising global energy conscientiousness in the spirit of the progressive world of next Tuesday. After all, to quote that other great poet,

You cant start a fire, you cant start a fire without a spark<br>This guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

And who knows more about global energy conscientiousness then Bruce Springsteen I'd like to know?

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Okay, maybe The Proxy knows more.

Verily, the circuits were off, but the energy created by this event no doubt did light the One's way.

Overheard from "guest" last night here in gulag...





Obama is my shepherd; I shall want free stuff.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures,
so as to not contributeth to the prophet Goracles carbon footprint.

He leadeth me inside to the long welfare lines.
He destroyeth whats left of my soul.
He leadeth me in the path of secular moonbat liberalness for His names sake.

Yea, though I walk in the valley of the shadow of huge taxes,
I shall fear no conservative, for pure evil is with me.
For thy Reid and thy Pelosi, they nauseate thine enemy.

Thou preparest some free soup for me in the presence of mine enemies of the right's full table.

Thou would annointest my head with oil, if we had any, because we cannot drilleth no more.

My cup of cheap beet wine runneth over.

Surely ungodliness and no manner of decency shall follow me all the days of my life and I will dwell in the house of the gracious Lord Obama forever.





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Also have instituted new exercise program for "guests" to keep in shape for beet production...


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(Moonbattery)


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"Whips N Things"

I should get that workout video. And then leave it in some corner and never use it.

Evabody, I have Great News for you! I know it wirr be a rittre rate for Aprir Foor's Day but DPRK is putting on a huge fireworks show for Pacific Rim countries sometime between Aprir 4 and Aprir 8. We going to raunch a big saterrite and beam down messages of Friendship & Peace(tm), especiarry to Japan and United States. No Tinfoir Hats(tm) necessary. Be sure to rook up into heavens and smire when you see Big Frash(tm).

Kim JI

Ahh Comrade Kim, I look forward to your glorious satellite and it's progressive messages of peace and harmony.

Why in brochure does it say to bring SPF 7404423928388223689 sunscreen??

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Many thanks Commissarka, It is wonderful seeing you tonight. Your shovel looks particularly shiney tonight. Then again, perhaps it is just the tears in my eyes.

Tears are signs of guilt, surely not. I have seen some on here that covet others guilt. Can that be allowed. Should they not shoulder on with just their own guilt. After all they have denied "The One' some form of largess in some way by not buying a car or something equally as grandiose and making the Union Proles happy with their share and 'The One' happy with his share and all that sharing is making someone happy I'm sure. (What happened to the Guilt, I know it's around here someplace)

AbecedariusRex wrote:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:
Well of course we have cockles, and mine are quite warm don't you know. As for whether the cockles that the Chairman and I have are equal, I am afraid that is beyond your pay grade.... which is while equal to our pay grade, is not quite as equal to ours. Your guilt is showing Comrade Guardian.....

Ah guilt. Guilt is good, with it one can expand on the guilt of others. There is the guilt of those that bask in the light of the Cube while others dance in the shadows of it. There is also the guilt of those who are supposed to turn on that light but forgot which is why people are dancing in the shadows.

Perhaps the One who "forgot" to turn on the light didn't "forget" but was exercising global energy conscientiousness in the spirit of the progressive world of next Tuesday. After all, to quote that other great poet,

You cant start a fire, you cant start a fire without a spark<br>This guns for hire even if we're just dancing in the dark

And who knows more about global energy conscientiousness then Bruce Springsteen I'd like to know?

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Okay, maybe The Proxy knows more.

When was BS last Conscious, oh wait you said conscientious, Never mind.

Premier Betty wrote:I should get that workout video. And then leave it in some corner and never use it.

How many calories are burned off throwing it in the corner?

Kim Jong Illin' wrote:Evabody, I have Great News for you! I know it wirr be a rittre rate for Aprir Foor's Day but DPRK is putting on a huge fireworks show for Pacific Rim countries sometime between Aprir 4 and Aprir 8. We going to raunch a big saterrite and beam down messages of Friendship & Peace(tm), especiarry to Japan and United States. No Tinfoir Hats(tm) necessary. Be sure to rook up into heavens and smire when you see Big Frash(tm).

Kim JI

Ya know I spent three years there. Married A Korean. learned the language, spoke it, wrote it and learned the actual Korean Ideographs.
Lived in Sanyu Sa Ri, Munsan-Ni. Tong De Chon, and was stationed at the Imjin Ga. I never ever heard one Korean, Southern or Northern talk like that. No wonder there is so much doubt about the Great leader. He's freaking Chinese. Mandarin from the sounds of it. Il Gun.
me anh haj a moi u.

Shovel 4 U wrote:Why in brochure does it say to bring SPF 7404423928388223689 sunscreen??

Under 'Conditions Winter" Sun Flash from snow.

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:Ahh Comrade Kim, I look forward to your glorious satellite and it's progressive messages of peace and harmony.

You'd be better off looking down. The North Koreans are great tunnelers. Mole people so to speak. Talk about shoveler's? By the ton.

I score 580, but equally distributed throughout my family makes it only 145! All hail glorious socialism!!!

Che Gourmet wrote: My Dearest Marshal of copious titles,

May I ask a question, or three? Just where is this Bunker you speak of?

Bunker? Did I say Bunker? Oh, I must have meant the Bankers.... to give them some bail out money.

Ahhhhh. A great day for the collective my Comrades!
The new 2010 GM models are out.



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Gulag 4 Alfred wrote:Ahhhhh. A great day for the collective my Comrades!
The new 2010 GM models are out.



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Too many wheels! Remove one or this vehicle will exceed the party approved limit on wheels.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:OH BROTHER!

Why do we have to let this place go to the dogs?


Don't we realize how offensive this is to our Muslem brothers, the true freedom fighters of the world? No wonder they are so frustrated and rightfully wanting to behead and blow up everything that breathes before entering paradise where 72 virgins await the true martyrs?

And just where is your guilt Comrade Reluxicat? You sound offended, even a bit riled, but I do not hear or see even a hint of guilt for your role in this. It is good that I have been promoted to Guilt Czar, and you can be sure, I will be looking for guilt!! NOW pick up a shovel and show me some true progressive guilt!

Not now, I'm busy with some other truly progressive works.

But thank you for thinking of me. I feel so loved!

Ché made me a treat to offer you...szechuan pigs ears! YUMMO!

Shovel 4 U wrote:

This quiz is FANTASTIC, Comrade!! For this truly euqal contribution and for locating more of my lost CEUs, I grant you this:

Bunker? Did I say Bunker? Oh, I must have meant the Bankers.... to give them some bail out money.

Hmm. Thought you might be referring to Awchie Bunker there for a minute.

Reiuxcat wrote:

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote:OH BROTHER!

Why do we have to let this place go to the dogs?


Don't we realize how offensive this is to our Muslem brothers, the true freedom fighters of the world? No wonder they are so frustrated and rightfully wanting to behead and blow up everything that breathes before entering paradise where 72 virgins await the true martyrs?

And just where is your guilt Comrade Reluxicat? You sound offended, even a bit riled, but I do not hear or see even a hint of guilt for your role in this. It is good that I have been promoted to Guilt Czar, and you can be sure, I will be looking for guilt!! NOW pick up a shovel and show me some true progressive guilt!

Not now, I'm busy with some other truly progressive works.

But thank you for thinking of me. I feel so loved!

Ché made me a treat to offer you...szechuan pigs ears! YUMMO!

One of dem things is trying to eat another.

Reiuxcat wrote: Not now, I'm busy with some other truly progressive works.

But thank you for thinking of me. I feel so loved!

Ché made me a treat to offer you...szechuan pigs ears! YUMMO!

Comrade Reluxicat, how can I enjoy fried pigs ears, even as delightfully cooked as well as those, when I see your slackness? You claim to be busy with progressive works? Show me a progressive that does not have time for some guilt, and I will show you a candidate for necro voting program!

Guardian of Pravda wrote:

Bunker? Did I say Bunker? Oh, I must have meant the Bankers.... to give them some bail out money.

Hmm. Thought you might be referring to Awchie Bunker there for a minute.

That was the first line of denial I considered.

Comrades!

Good news !!!! My stay here at Camp Pelosi Guilt camp has lived up to everything the party brochure said it would be so far.

I have to say though, the humility the party displayed in my travel brochure, when describing the sleeping conditions as ," Just A Little Bit Rustic", warms this Comrades heart. The picture I look forward to sleeping in....


And the actual place to rest my head for a good little snooze, well it does the word 'Rustic' a complete injustice


Having A GREAT TIME at guilt camp!


P:S No complaints at all about the Camp Library, they have all the Party approved standards, you know, Newsweek, Time, the New York Times .

i am honored at rec. "get out of gulag card" for my payoff passing the new match game quiz at KMTC, my guilt is swelling, however i must report a snag in shovel production effort.

i encountered some who are truly more progressive than your prole when cutting down tree for handle on shovel.





my first reaction was to bang head with shovel and bury out back of gulag halt shovel production, but the party needs my shovels. A true quandary for your newest shovel maker.


Advice from my esteemed more equals??

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Shovel 4 U wrote:
i encountered some who are truly more progressive than your prole when cutting down tree for handle on shovels.



Advise??

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Comrade, if the trees are the problem, no more trees, no more problems.


I found this recent quotation from “American Arts Quarterly” most illuminating (Theocritus, you've heard this before):

…when a great story is murdered, it is replaced not by libeartion and a truly human dispensation as was hoped, but by another grand narrative, more primitive, simplistic, cruel and inhuman, the more dangerous for its not being recognized at first as a narrative at all. If the grand story of Christian salvation, with its complex balance of triumph and humility, divine fatherhood and human brotherhood, is declared dead, it is at once succeeded by less ambiguous, more ruthless and more easily abused narratives of glorious human progress, social “Darwinism,” self-fulfillment, existentialist whim, socialist utopia or nationalist personality cult.
- Frederick Turner

apropos for this sort of ecstatic exuberance of outpouring before Gaia (or Ceres or Ge or whatever)

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:Comrades!

Good news !!!! My stay here at Camp Pelosi Guilt camp has lived up to everything the party brochure said it would be so far.

I have to say though, the humility the party displayed in my travel brochure, when describing the sleeping conditions as ," Just A Little Bit Rustic", warms this Comrades heart. The picture I look forward to sleeping in....


And the actual place to rest my head for a good little snooze, well it does the word 'Rustic' a complete injustice


Having A GREAT TIME at guilt camp!


P:S No complaints at all about the Camp Library, they have all the Party approved standards, you know, Newsweek, Time, the New York Times .

Washington Post, LA Herald, Atlanta Constipation and Urinal.

Just to keep Pinkie happy mine was -765. Jeeze! What a pushy Commissarka!!!!

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Comrade Snoogie Woogums, how did you manage to get a luxury suite at Camp Pelosi in the first place? Besides, I was under the impression you were to be sent to Fort Reed.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrade Snoogie Woogums, how did you manage to get a luxury suite at Camp Pelosi in the first place? Besides, I was under the impression you were to be sent to Fort Reed.

Er Ah Marshall Sire er sir. That would be Fort Reid? Said Fort is located on the outskirts of Capitalistic Extravaganza known as Las Vegas.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:Comrade Snoogie Woogums, how did you manage to get a luxury suite at Camp Pelosi in the first place? Besides, I was under the impression you were to be sent to Fort Reed.

Just plain lucky Marshall Pup. At the intake station, the man that was reviewing my application, noticed that I had put down that I have no known father. He also said I had a very kind face that reminded him of someone he greatly admires.


So a matter of luck and a pit of pity for me as I don't know who my daddy is. Though I have a feeling he would be proud of his progressive son. I always felt being a progressive was somehow just in my blood.
Any good news here at the Camp. It's movie night! I heard at Camp Reid the movie selection there is pretty stale. Here at Pelosi were going to see one of my favs.

I'm glad it's movie night, I was getting sad again that I don't know who my pops is, and this will take my mind off of that .

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Er Ah Marshall Sire er sir. That would be Fort Reid? Said Fort is located on the outskirts of Capitalistic Extravaganza known as Las Vegas.

Good catch Comrade Guardian, you have stoked my guilt for having misspelled Fort Reid,

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Just plain lucky Marshall Pup. At the intake station, the man that was reviewing my application, noticed that I had put down that I have no known father. He also said I had a very kind face that reminded him of someone he greatly admires.

I thought you looked familiar, But of course that is no evidence that Comrade Moore is your father. I can only hope that the feelings of guilt you must harbor for being the cause of your father's disappearing along with the guilt you must feel for such a shameless effort to imply that he is your father, will be sharpened by your stay at Camp Pelosi. Feel the Guilt, the Guilt is strong in you comrade, and it will be of great use to you as you learn to project your feelings of inadequacy on to other groups. It is the underpinning of all true liblerals.

Comrades!

I am pleased to announce that my Laika the Space Hero dog shirt arrived today, along with my "I Voted for Obama and all I got was a lousy hammer and sickle" buttons!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Reiuxcat wrote: Not now, I'm busy with some other truly progressive works.

But thank you for thinking of me. I feel so loved!

Ché made me a treat to offer you...szechuan pigs ears! YUMMO!

Comrade Reluxicat, how can I enjoy fried pigs ears, even as delightfully cooked as well as those, when I see your slackness? You claim to be busy with progressive works? Show me a progressive that does not have time for some guilt, and I will show you a candidate for necro voting program!

Comrade Marshall, my esteemed Czar of Guilt, Penance receiver of the masses,
Commissar of Eco-Prostitution, Guardian of Sanity Prevention, Purveyor of Yellow currents; I assure you I expressed my guilt in a manner most appropriate for a feline when I failed the exam.

Reiuxcat wrote:I scored a 575, I am so ashamed comrades.

I now grovel again before your massive paws.

<img width="550" src="https://tinypic.com/f0cbis.jpg">
Now I must, please return to my truly progressive work, no slacking with me.

Look! some other creature has taken over my window sill! That is how long I have been slaving away for the greater good of the collective.

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Just plain lucky Marshall Pup. At the intake station, the man that was reviewing my application, noticed that I had put down that I have no known father. He also said I had a very kind face that reminded him of someone he greatly admires.

I thought you looked familiar, But of course that is no evidence that Comrade Moore is your father. I can only hope that the feelings of guilt you must harbor for being the cause of your father's disappearing along with the guilt you must feel for such a shameless effort to imply that he is your father, will be sharpened by your stay at Camp Pelosi. Feel the Guilt, the Guilt is strong in you comrade, and it will be of great use to you as you learn to project your feelings of inadequacy on to other groups. It is the underpinning of all true liblerals.

Marshal Pupovich,

You truly are an inspiration. You saw right through my cheezy attempt to garner a little bit of sympathy from you right off the bat. I am now FULLY consumed with guilt for that, and will resort to party approved methods ( i.e Shameless Groveling) to make amends for it.

I therefore declare that Marshal Pupovich is beyond the doubt, the most effective Guilt Czar to have ever walked the planet on all fours in the history of mankind. He has made realize the real error in my effort to garner a little pity from the party.

I am consumed with guilt that I would even attempt to imply that the greatest film maker of all time, a talent for the ages and for showing the unvarnished truth to the masses on the silver screen ,could possibly be my father (Though, it is true I do not know who my real father is, my mother would only tell it they met at a "Save The Transgendered Whales" concert during a code pink event and I was the result of beautiful one night stand). I am totally ashamed and grovel for forgiveness as I confront my inner guilt as to the real reason why I was posted to Camp Pelosi instead of Camp Reid (and my shameless exploitation to use my subtle resemblance to Comrade Moore, to even weasel a luxury suite there....see previous post of my cabin and bunk buddies).

I feel GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY and truly hate myself for all the pain I have caused the planet.

Your lowest of low,

Comrade Snoogie Woogums

I feel guilty just knowing Marshal Pupovich is out there being Guilt Czar.

Tell me please Marshal, is it possible to get a Get out of Guilt card, to go with my Get out of Gulag card? And if so, what must I do to attain this boon?

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:I feel guilty just knowing Marshal Pupovich is out there being Guilt Czar.

Tell me please Marshal, is it possible to get a Get out of Guilt card, to go with my Get out of Gulag card? And if so, what must I do to attain this boon?

Obamissar 7.62,

I saw the Get out of Gulag card your issuing. I must tell you the artwork on it is nothing short of outstanding. You have a real talent! I hope to see your work hanging in a peoples museum some day for all the toiling masses to enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

I feel a little guilty about asking you this, but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind if I borrowed it for say just about ten minutes, just so I can make about 5 quick copies? It's for my scrapbook collection and it would be an honor to include it. It would make such a fine addition to all the party press clippings that I've collected over the years. The other four are for my bunkies. My 4 bunkmates said they also admired the artwork very much and wanted me to pass that on to you, and I think it would a such a nice little touch on my part, if I can give them each a personal copy to add to their collections.

P:S My Camp Pelosi counselor also has a fine hobby in his off-time. He is really into woodworking. I must tell you he uses 'power-tools' in the most creative ways that I would have never thought of.

3 APRIL, -0001
Reuters- President Barack Obama surrenders the United States to the European Union. "America's been the greatest country on earth for about 200 years. I apologize for that. We will do whatever it takes to make sure that is no longer the case". Barack Obama, being born in Kenya, feels no real ties with the United States. "We should no longer fail by competing, but should unite with Europe to overcome the current crisis".

niHil wrote:3 APRIL, -0001
Reuters- President Barack Obama surrenders the United States to the European Union. "America's been the greatest country on earth for about 200 years. I apologize for that. We will do whatever it takes to make sure that is no longer the case". Barack Obama, being born in Kenya, feels no real ties with the United States. "We should no longer fail by competing, but should unite with Europe to overcome the current crisis".

Comrade notHingness, I don't know which is the more horrifying (whorifying?); the thought of Obama selling the United States for a bowl of falafel or the visual of Michael Moore happily spreading his liberal seed in order to spawn Comrade Snoogie Woogum's siblings. Quick, where did I put the Becherovka? or the Peregruzka?

The most equal is when theOne bowed in obeisance to the sheik. THAT was a proud moment in history. Just one muslim showing fealty to another.

Michael Moore don't need viagra right now. This is a fat bastard communist damp dream come true. You can almost see him lounging with Princess Laya in chains.

May the Guilt be with you.

niHil wrote:Michael Moore don't need viagra right now. This is a fat bastard communist damp dream come true. You can almost see him lounging with Princess Laya in chains.

LOL

OOOH, she's a sweet wan, en she?

I must protest... my guilt score was 45 but there were at least 8 questions I couldn't answer...

For instance:
#11 - I live in Canada... hypodermic needles are free and you don't even need a prescription for them.
#12 - no rating for Buddhism
#13 - no place for none of the above... you've left off Irshad Manji - a practicing Canadian Muslim Lesbian social commentarian... also missing are Naomi Klein, Canadian author of No Logo and the Shock Doctrine and wife of Avi Lewis, newest member of Al-Jezeera's new English language channel who has his own weekly anti-Jewish/Israel/Zionist show... both are Jewish... and Canadian
#14 - no place for Canadian/Pride flag
#15 - no place for, "I broke my back so I can't have kids as it will leave me paralyzed"
#19 - no space for "bury my beloved pet" or even "eat my beloved pet" when I find a dead rat in the basement...
#20 - under favourite form of relaxation there's no space for "take more pain meds than I really need"
#21 - last vacation... no space for "visited friends in New Orleans"
#23 - does a rolling walker count as a Lumpenwagon?
#29 - there is no option that includes 'aim for his head because he's trying to steal my pain meds and should go to the same Canadian doctor I do because we have universal healthcare and get his own - the prescription's free... "

Also, I'm not sure about the 760 I scored on my GMAT or the fact that I have an MBA... I went to Schulich, a Canadian School because I couldn't afford Tuck or Fuqua, but now Schulich is ranked lower than it was when I went 14 years ago. So, the GMAT should count against me but the the fact that I had to go to a subsidized Canadian School should count for me... But that should get balanced out by the fact that I only worked for a 15 months after I graduated before I became too sick to work and I've been living off our universal healthcare system ever since... which should could for a lot... no? Plus, I live in Canada, and that alone should count for something.... quite alot really.... So, there's also the point, as Michael Moore was brought up in a recent post, the he could walk into any house in Toronto and not only not get shot, but also invited to "ett a baby!" which is how we deal with overpopulation up here when our state run abortion clinics fail...

So, I would like some arbitration on my score please...

Also, I was pleased to see that someone finally liked my Lenin smiley enough to use it, but why has someone used the Sheep in stockings and pumps picture as an avatar... didn't I send that to Meow or Bruno as a picture to wan... I mean, as an example of the benefits of treating farm animals respectfully by sharing your undergarments and expensive footwear with them? I'm a freaking veritable Temple Grandin, I am, but with only a mild case of Asperger's... for which I'm sure I lose points against those who are fully autistic...

Okay... off to medicate, my guilt-obsessed comrades...
The Dolphin

Guilt award.

Arbitration will probably be considered, then rejected. The party does not arbitrate. It decrees.
They may however forgo the shovel experience at this time.
All Leafs are not Maple some are tea.
My Wife says Toronto is a disease. Being from Elliot Lake she may know something.
We found a Big Nickle in Sudbury that appeared to be untaxed.
Someone said it was 'mine' I said no twern't.
We then proceeded to Chelmsford to play the slots but the nickle would not fit.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote: Marshal Pupovich,

You truly are an inspiration. You saw right through my cheezy attempt to garner a little bit of sympathy from you right off the bat. I am now FULLY consumed with guilt for that, and will resort to party approved methods ( i.e Shameless Groveling) to make amends for it.

I therefore declare that Marshal Pupovich is beyond the doubt, the most effective Guilt Czar to have ever walked the planet on all fours in the history of mankind. He has made realize the real error in my effort to garner a little pity from the party.

Comrade Snoogie, your embracing your guilt and quite effective groveling has touched me to my core, not to mention the gift you sent of a polished beet bust of my self. So, that being said, if you feel you are ready to face the Brave New World that we have created, I have sent word granting your freedom from Camp Pelosi when ever you choose to leave. Included with this is a Weekend Discount at the Pup's Party Pleasure House as I can imagine you are in quite a bit of need of this by now.

Is not new. In South we are very well aware of many used of Duct Tape. To include clothes.
We dress our party Guards and Spies in them.


AHHH - Yes KGB - They use our party Duct Tape in most wise fashion:

Guardian of Pravda wrote:Guilt award.

Arbitration will probably be considered, then rejected. The party does not arbitrate. It decrees.
They may however forgo the shovel experience at this time.
All Leafs are not Maple some are tea.
My Wife says Toronto is a disease. Being from Elliot Lake she may know something.
We found a Big Nickle in Sudbury that appeared to be untaxed.
Someone said it was 'mine' I said no twern't.
We then proceeded to Chelmsford to play the slots but the nickle would not fit.

oooOOOooohhh! Someone got bigger onesies while I was away for my winter bout of pneumonia! Congratulations GofP - You're making pronouncements like you're S.A.F. Marshal Pravda. Soon you'll be issuing your own line of Tinfoil Hats in competition with Laika. And Pup's now a "Czar"? Forgive my Russian roots but is Czar not another spelling of Tzar or Tsar, or even the feminine Tzarevna?... Is it not derived from Caesar, just as the word Kaiser is? Although Caesar was a sub-clan name of, say, Gaius Julius Caesar, whose name was Gaius and whose clan was the Julii, and not a word meaning King, Monarch, Sovereign, Emperator or Emperor, Majesty, Crowned Head (Prince, Princess, etc.), Rex etc. etc. it is now listed in modern usage as a synonym for King, which makes sense since as it was Czar or Tsar Nicholas II and the rest of the Royal family, the Romanovs, who were executed by the Bolsheviks and who have now been canonized by the Russian Orthodox Church... goodness goodness goodness... I always new Pup's first name was Rex... Things have gotten smelly around the Cube in my absence and not that good kind of fresh sardine in the morning smelly... It's more that "my farts smell more royal than thou" smell that represents everything the Cube stands against...

I am suspicious... this is becoming similar to the Bluebell incident, and nowhere is the sex trade workers' union logo present in any of Pupovich's posts, despite his being their "Czar"... I think I'll have a sit down and a cup of coffee with Glorious Red Square, and Laika - perhaps Kenneth has been slacking and the frequency needs adjusting... and it was from they and Comrade Otis (Direktor of the Karl Marx Treatment Centre) that I was requesting arbitration.

I suspect some serious spring cleaning may be in order...

Sister Massively Opiated
Kommissar of Housekeeping, Disappearances, Composting, Dissection and Limo Service.
Official Party Necroproxy Preservationist - "We Sweep Dead People"

P.S. My family hales from the Canadian Steppes... we are simple dolphins.

Sister Massively Opiated wrote:I suspect some serious spring cleaning may be in order...

Meaning?

Since I scored +400G points, I fall into the Patriarchal chauvinistic war profiteer category. I look forward to the glorious government run re-education camps that will progressively eliminate my excess guilt.

I am certain that the wise apartchiks will recycle, in the most environmentally friendly manner, all excessive guilt extracted from all of us proles.

Sister Massively Opiated wrote: I am suspicious... this is becoming similar to the Bluebell incident, and nowhere is the sex trade workers' union logo present in any of Pupovich's posts, despite his being their "Czar"... I think I'll have a sit down and a cup of coffee with Glorious Red Square, and Laika - perhaps Kenneth has been slacking and the frequency needs adjusting... and it was from they and Comrade Otis (Direktor of the Karl Marx Treatment Centre) that I was requesting arbitration.

I suspect some serious spring cleaning may be in order...

Comrade SMO, you need fret no longer. The mere fact that you were unable to answer some of the questions in the quiz, your well documented departure from the US Navy dolphin service to live in Canada is evidence of latent guilt and sufficient in and of itself. Your guilt is legendary throughout the Collective. Few indeed have known the level of guilt that you have known in your life, and fewer still that has mastered the ability to project your guilty feelings onto another with less guilt, than you. The moment I saw your post, I set to work to try and make you more equal than others and your guilt score will indeed be adjusted.With that in mind, as Guilt Czar, I hereby declare your guilt score to be -10,572, which puts you in the top 1%!

TheOne has highest Guilt. He seems to be apologizing that USA ended 2nd world war. He wants alternative energy but wants the world to be nuclear free. This fits perfectly with being a Muslim who goes to a Unitarian Black Power church.

UPI- The Crisis crisis
The North Korean missile launch, which demonstrated further progress, is a particularly worrying development considering the belligerent little country says it has nuclear capacities and has threatened to turn Seoul into a "sea of fire."
President Barack Obama, faced with his first global security crisis, called for an international response to the indecent. Having no independent thought and being spineless, Obama seeks answers from Europe. “I feel that Europe is superior to the United States in every way and they will have the answer. Together we can overcome this crisis”
The United Nations Security Counsel is calling for a special meeting to properly word a stern letter of reprimand for North Korea.

I scored 650 but think I should be given a higher Guilt Score. I am a retired police officer capitalist stooge. I used to earn money (gasp!) arresting oppressing criminals victims of society. I also proudly voted for “he who must not be named” (RWR).

I am now attempting to become a member of the intelligentsia and have gone back to college to obtain an Engineering degree. Myself and several other thought-criminals are busy enlightening corrupting impressionable youths concerning the virtues of capitalism.

Good-bye for now. I'm off to buy some gold [since DEAR LEADER is going to devalue to dollar] and a shovel.

Comrade Snoogie Woogums wrote:

Obamissar 7.62 wrote:I feel guilty just knowing Marshal Pupovich is out there being Guilt Czar.

Tell me please Marshal, is it possible to get a Get out of Guilt card, to go with my Get out of Gulag card? And if so, what must I do to attain this boon?

Obamissar 7.62,

I saw the Get out of Gulag card your issuing. I must tell you the artwork on it is nothing short of outstanding. You have a real talent! I hope to see your work hanging in a peoples museum some day for all the toiling masses to enjoy!!!!!!!!!!

I feel a little guilty about asking you this, but I was wondering if you wouldn't mind if I borrowed it for say just about ten minutes, just so I can make about 5 quick copies? It's for my scrapbook collection and it would be an honor to include it. It would make such a fine addition to all the party press clippings that I've collected over the years. The other four are for my bunkies. My 4 bunkmates said they also admired the artwork very much and wanted me to pass that on to you, and I think it would a such a nice little touch on my part, if I can give them each a personal copy to add to their collections.

P:S My Camp Pelosi counselor also has a fine hobby in his off-time. He is really into woodworking. I must tell you he uses 'power-tools' in the most creative ways that I would have never thought of.

Comrade Woogums,

You'd be wise to learn the difference between the Obamissar of People's Rifles and the Commissar of Obamissars, Gulags, and Car Wash Products.

-COV