Happy Non-Specific Gender Parental Guardian Unit Day!



UPDATE:
Happy Non-Specific Gender Parental Guardian Unit Day 2010!
I think we should remake the Father's Day into a Day of Atonement by the males in the family, who must perform public self-flagellation in order to make up for the centuries of oppressive patriarchal rule.
In addition, on this day fathers should dress as mothers, put on mascara and lipstick, and do all the housework while mothers should dress as fathers and sit, disheveled and drunk, on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.
Think about it: celebrating Father's day may baffle The Children™, who have absorbed the Current Truth™ at their publik skools about the detrimental effect of patriarchy and male chauvinism on their families.
The Children™ will be confused!
But seeing fathers dress as mothers and mothers dress as fathers will unconfuse them and restore the normalcy of the approved KorrektThink™.







THE ACLU WILL BE WATCHING YOU COMRADES, DENOUNCE YOUR PARENTAL UNITS WHILE YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE....


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traci
The Presbyterian changing the patriarcal "Father, Son and Holy Spirit" to "mother, child, and womb". Is that not brilliant?I cannot think of a better way to stand up for the parenthood of Deity and the siblinghood of personkind!


I think we should remake the Father's Day into a Day of Atonement by the males in the family, who must perform public self-flagellation in order to make up for the centuries of oppressive patriarchal rule.
In addition, on this day fathers should dress as mothers, put on mascara and lipstick, and do all the housework while mothers should dress as fathers and sit, disheveled and drunk, on the couch watching TV and drinking beer.
Think about it: celebrating Father's day may baffle The Children™, who have absorbed the Current Truth™ at their publik skools about the detrimental effect of patriarchy and male chauvinism on their families.
The Children™ will be confused!
But seeing fathers dress as mothers and mothers dress as fathers will unconfuse them and restore the normalcy of the approved KorrektThink™.



I must denounce public flagellations!!
(say what? It's not? OF COURSE IT IS! oh? Flagellates is not flatulents? You are sure??)
Forget I say and you can undenounce yourself! I must go make a phone call .........................


Now we must seize the opportunity, comrades, and extend the program further. I propose that all children, from age three, be required to spend one month with a family of each of the various unit types. This is the only way that they can truly disabuse themselves of Rethuglikkkan propaganda and internalize the beauty and love that flow from all kinds of human and inter-mammalian bonding. How else can they choose the best path for themselves? When they are adults it is too late.
Shall we appoint Hillary (after she resigns her current post) to be the new Czar of Egalitarian Parental Unit Choice? After all, it’s for the children!


REDISTRIBUTION OF PARENTS IS A HUMAN RIGHT!
Glad to see you back, Civilization! Have you been AWOL?


Red Square
It's like I said -REDISTRIBUTION OF PARENTS IS A HUMAN RIGHT!
Glad to see you back, Civilization! Have you been AWOL?
No, I wasn’t AWOL. I was kidnaped by agents of Rush Limbaugh, who bound and gagged me, threw me into the trunk of a Rolls-Royce, and drove for hours to a secret bunker somewhere in fly-over country. Then I was tortured for days on end, forced to eat nothing but cheeseburgers and french fries from MakkkDonald’s. I had to listen to speeches by Joe McCarthy, pumped into my cell at high volume. And that was the good part. Periodically they dragged me into an interrogation chamber. Ann Coulter herself, dressed as a dominatrix, abused me verbally…oh, the humanity…I can’t repeat her words here, it’s too horrible to imagine, and I don’t want to traumatize the comrades. Suffice it to say that she uttered the most horrendous slander against all of our prophets, from Mao to Lenin to Marx; even Fourier and Saint-Simon did not escape the lash of her vicious reactionary tongue.
The goal of the torture was to have me repent, and then appear on national TV and apologize to the nation for the sins of the People's Cube. But have no fear, I did not relent! With the image of the First Black President before my eyes, I stood my ground for the Revolution. Eventually they gave up and released me, but not before forcing me to read every book written by Hayek and Von Mises. The scoundrels!




Ivan Betinov
I wish I had been there to take that tongue lashing from a dominatrix-clad Coulter, AWOL. It's the least a comrade could do.The Ann Coulter line starts HERE and I'm selling tickets (for The People).
Refreshments available in the lobby.