People of Snow™???

My head is beginning to feel as if it is in a vise at Lubyanka.

Time to mix up a batch of Margaritas! LUPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Blokhayev

Teddy, how the hell did you get out? I had Mr. Reno watching you; you know I can't afford any more blow for you. Recall the time that you, Bill, and Chris Dodd snorted up all the toot on the East Coast and that was why Algore suspended the background checks for the immigrants, to pay off the Calle people. I can't <i>afford</i> you any more Teddy, and I wish to god you'd go back to that rolled up century note. By the time your suction gets that stream going through the straw, it chips out the back of your nose, and you know that. And do you know just how much blow you can go through at supersonic speeds?

Teddy, if you don't quite escaping I'll have Mr. Reno spend some time with you. Tonight. With her bad teeth.

Ah. People of SNOW? I thought you meant people of Blow, and I had all my family coming over.

Chucky Rangel and Jesse Hijackson: We're against the death penalty (Hijackson wrote a book on it), but we support Fidel Castro's revolution!

Viva Fidel

Viva La revolucion!

Viva Ernie "the executioner" Guevara.

Is not the Reverend Jackson a fervent proponent of giving felons the franchise? And I support him in this fully. After all, with some bad luck any of us could be there. Or with some good luck for our Progressive Friends in the dear old Soviet Union weren't lucky enough to get jail if they fell from a post high enough.

But for the rank and file felon, comrades, the vote is essential. For they would vote for us, and we could use them to discipline people who didn't want to vote in the right way. And we wouldn't have to train them either.

I'd let Mayor Daley pick them though.

UPDATE:

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Red Square wrote:I'm a genius but I care about dumb people</li><li><b>John Kerry

Dear Leader, I know you had an interest in John Kerry, as did the Pup before he saw the light and joined the Party. For nostalgia purposes, I have kept this on line and hope you can enjoy it. This will no doubt also serve as all the evidence against this humble Commissar to ensure that the Pup, Lenin forbid, ever become a liability to the Party. You may need Quicktime if you use Firefox. The sound console is on the left.

https://members.cox.net/1sickpup/ShrimpBoats.html

I love money so much that I annulled my first marriage making my two children bastards to marry a Madagascan puta ketchup heir who was even richer, and I <i>really</i> care about rich people and will whore my plank-shaped ass to Bill Gates if he winks at me.
---John Kerry.

I wonder how Komrade Kerry feels knowing he will always be but the Second Smartest Man in the World as long as Algore breathes in Bush caused greenhouse gas.

Third-smartest man. Let's not forget Our Many Titted Empress.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Third-smartest man. Let's not forget Our Many Titted Empress.

As usual you are most wise, but the Pup just naturally assumed that the smartest man title was equally shared with the Algore and the Many Titted Empress. The Algore-MTE continuum if you will.

Not trying to be holier than Mao or anything, just checking communications status. I've just signed up and am trying to figure out how everything works.

Ivan Betinov wrote:Not trying to be holier than Mao or anything, just checking communications status. I've just signed up and am trying to figure out how everything works.

Welcome Ivan, your communications seems to be working fine. Welcome to your People's Paradise! Being new here, you will of course wish to report to the first Commissar available, which of course would be me. I assume you will wish to apply for a Party membership and have the application fee? I will be glad to accept your nominal application fee and pass it on to er... the Ministry of Applications. Your fee will be processed and will be used to purchase <s>vodka credits</s>.... er... carbon credits to fight Global Warming caused by Bush. We do this of course, For the ChildrenTM! Otherwise, you will find your shovel in the line to your left. The Chairman's garden has many stones in it that need to be removed, again and again and again.

Yes, Ivan, welcome. And you'll get used to Chairman Meow. He's really a sweet fellow, when he's not passed out over something or the other. He's still recovering from the time that he married Helen, his toaster, because he did not want to be appliancist. But she was a pop-tart, and ran off with another appliance, and Meow has never been the same.

There is one rule to remember here. Actions do not have consequences--for the people who do them. No matter what we do, it's someone else's fault. No matter whatever someone else does that's good, we get the credit. No matter what some Kapitalist pig does, it's bad, and to punish him/her/it, we take all his/her/it's money and then tell him/her/it that s/h/it is a very Bad Person and if s/h/it thinks it's bad then s/h/it is just being selfish.

Remember: it's your intentions that count. Not the results. Reality is not important because <i>someone else has to pick up the pieces</i>

Do I make myself clear?

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Remember: it's your intentions that count. Not the results. Reality is not important because <i>someone else has to pick up the pieces</i>

Speaking of which, I do hope I was not to eager to welcome our newcomer, since I know you are usually first greeter. Needless to say I intend to pass on his application fee to you as soon as I receive it.

Commissar Pupovich, do not worry. I shall accept with pleasure his application fee. Which is not to say that you cannot assess another at your pleasure.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Commissar Pupovich, do not worry. I shall accept with pleasure his application fee. Which is not to say that you cannot assess another at your pleasure.

Yes indeed, these things do have a way of getting lost in the system, and often have to be remitted a second, third, or more times. Damn Postal Proles!

Ok...Off topic....shoot me in the head with a dull bullet from the American war machine.

Where do I find the latest posts?

Do you have a link that helps?

I only get notices to poster who post on top of my posts.
Having withdrawals.

Nav

The latest posts are always indicated by a red icon next to the topic name (as opposed to a dull grey icon). Under the messaging thingy on each page is a check box that says "Notify me when a reply is posted". If it is checked, you will be notified.

There's a lot here; I merely chum the waters.

This is the 100th post on this page! Woot!

Premier Betty wrote:This is the 100th post on this page! Woot!

OK, how did you know the number?

It has the number of comments next to the topic on "The Current Truth" page. I just happened to notice that it was at 99, so I posted that one.

Premier Betty wrote:It has the number of comments next to the topic on "The Current Truth" page. I just happened to notice that it was at 99, so I posted that one.

Doh!

MEMO TO ALL:

IN THE NAME OF PEOPLE'S DICTATORSHIP...

The "You Might Be A Liberal If..." sub-topic has been moved to the People's Competition directorate.

https://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=1391

I will nicely compliment the "You may be guilty of thoughtcrime if ..." topic there.


Red Square
People's Dictator