SHAKEDOWN SOCIALISM: The Best Book Promotion Ever!

Colonel 7.62 ,

I hope Commissarka P. believes your time-travel, over-the-top- fabrication story.

If shes doesn't, I'm afraid you'll be a prime candidate for " The Beat of the Week " instead.
 

Comrade Krasnodar. Do you not see the "Commissar of Time" rank? The "Permanent Director of Time-Space Continuum?" There is no need to fabricate time travel stories. Now go and scrub the entrance to the wormhole!
 

Seems as though not too much has changed while I've been out on my Gulag inspection tour... Uppity proles thinking that they can denounce Made Commissars. Once he's done scrubbing, Colonel, I'd be happy to employ him in my "move the Ural mountains West" project (which proves that Socialism can move mountains, of course). After that, someone needs to clean the underside of my Trabant so it will pass inspection....

-COV
 

Commissar Obamissar,

Please do not forget the promising projects on the People's Highway called M56, which is overdue for a major makeover. It is centrally located in "eastern Russia" [think Siberia]

This will present selected persons a [fight for survival] chance to get their minds right.
 

Vodavitch! Comrade! I see you have crawled out of the Gulag Inspection Tour even healthier and happier than before. Yes, once Comrade K has finished his housekeeping duties (do you have any idea how filthy I let my little corner of the bunker get?, and is it true that radiation is lethal to proles?) I will send what is left of him your way. Move the Urals! Excellent. A most worthy socialist program.
 

At a recent book signing at Barnes and Nobles...






 

Colonel 7.62

Vodavitch! Comrade! I see you have crawled out of the Gulag Inspection Tour even healthier and happier than before. Yes, once Comrade K has finished his housekeeping duties (do you have any idea how filthy I let my little corner of the bunker get?, and is it true that radiation is lethal to proles?) I will send what is left of him your way. Move the Urals! Excellent. A most worthy socialist program.

Da, Comrade Colonel. Even a Commissar as equal as I must suffer the rationing of internets and time.


Work and college at the same time is no joke! I should quit work to leave more time for the Collective!


Radiation can't be that bad for a prole. If they can survive cleaning the Hildo-Hydra and the other vulgarities at the Rancho del Rio Grande, they can survive a little taste of Chernobyl. Just tell him to lay off the polonium cocktails. Those mountains aren't going to move themselves!

Stay strapped, Comrade. Stay strapped!
 

I just figured out why the book went suddenly up in sales on Amazon and stayed at about 2,000 rank for about 3 days:

Instapundit

DECEMBER 26, 2010
IN THE MAIL: From Oleg Atbashian, Shakedown Socialism: Unions, Pitchforks, Collective Greed, The Fallacy of Economic Equality, and other Optical Illusions of “Redistributive Justice.
Thanks, Glenn Reynolds!
 

/PROG OFF - To arms! To arms, Komrades, to arms! I briefly mentioned my Shakedown Socialism book-buying experiences at "Barnes & Borders" over on a thread at the conservative political site HotAir.com. I reckon it chummed up one of the far-left trolls on there who try to masquerade as Conservatives or Tea Party activists.
Check this out: http://hotair.com/archives/2011/02/09/jim-webb-one-and-done/#commentform
Look for my comments right about here -
CatchAll on February 9, 2011 at 10:43 PM
Looks like ol' Humonculous or whatever he/she/its name is didn't cotton to my criticism of Mainstream Bookstores (Mainstream Media's limp-wristed cousin). Anyway, feel free to pile on in our Kollective Righteousness™ - Mark/ Catch-All
/PROG ON okay arr you insorent puppies, get back to work! Stop your rorrygagging! Wade back into my rice fierds and start pranting my rice, dammit!
 

The people-powered book promotion is gaining speed! This came in the mail today.

Quote:

Oleg, loved your book, my review is below
I posted it on youtube, amazon, and Heritage. Great work!
Bernard Chapin

 

Excellent! This is how we spread the people's progressive word comrades, once they read the book they all be joining public sector unions in droves. Then we will go from about 11 percent Lenin public union proles to 100% collectivists in no time!

Hail Obama!