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The People's Dating Service-July edition

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Hydee-ho comrades. Time for another installment of the People's Dating Service. This edition we have quite a line up of eligible comrades looking for that special fellow traveler.

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Wanda Worth, age 23. Believes her value is more than economic. She likes painting protest signs and sneering at people in business suits. She's into dumpster diving and babushkas.

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The vote fraud fairy, age...ummm not sure. She lives in Olympia Washington, the homeland of Rachel Corrie. Works part time for ACORN every election. She'd love to share your identity. Dislikes caterpillar bulldozers.

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Bert Bumtrip, age 60. Likes talking about all the drugs he took in his youth. A walking encyclopedia of pharmaceutical knowledge. A committed vegan who only eats grass clippings. Poops like a rabbit too.

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Clara Fickashun, age 26. Finds all this talk of stuff confusing. Her motto is "What if?" Would like to meet someone who understands where she's coming from.

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Freaky Deeky, age 45. He's the real deal folks. Smokes a pound of weed a week. Hoping to meet some Rasta babe with solid connections to the Island. Loves Bob Marley music, deep drags and holding it in.

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Frank Goober, age 42. Likes huffing glue and muttering to himself. Hobbies include shoplifting and graffiti "art." Dislikes those new police squad cars with those hard plastic seats in the back.

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Daisey Mae, age 35. There's a lot to love here guys. Daisey likes topless Code Pink protests and pie. If you're looking for a new wrinkle on lovin' Daisey is just the girl for you.

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Tatiana, aged 25. Hoping to meet a rich American with a big house (no Jews please). In her own words she likes "long walks on beach, cuddling and all that other bourgeois stuff blah, blah."

And now a success story. This lovely couple met on eHeroin.com and fell madly in love. Together they have more tracks than Conrail. They like to keep on the move, Dave panhandles while Kat shoplifts to get the money they need for their daily fix. Great news, Kat is pregnant. They plan to name the kid Contin. Congratulations to the ever growing Cube family!

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I think I am speechless beyond any wordages at all. My my my . . . I was also knowledgeless we attacked such a group of . . . . such a group.

Tatiana and Daisy Mae seem a little bourgeois to fit well into the Cube, but then again, cough cough, they might bring a real pick-me-up to a few comrades who shall remain nameless.

Frank Goober might be just 'the one' for Comradess Mrs. Alczarweary if she's ever in need of a replacement unit (hubby is in a 'dangerous' line of work, is he not?)

"vote fraud fairy" would be most cute with Comrade Chedoh, but unfortunately I believe he has been spoken for by some outsider, but, she still might have a 'shot at him' yet. Image
My last Cube date was far too "interesting" so that I will sustain for any further dating for the near future. (plus I'm still trying to locate all the "so called" incriminating photos for disposal. No doubt, Comrade THEO is behind some of this unconscionable acts)

I can not wait to see who Leninka might choose. This is so exciting, for all our loyal comrades on the prowl looking for friendship.


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I was on a date with the Vote Fraud Fairy one time. She kept rooting through my wallet, and trying to copy information down. But she's wild in the sack.

But I've got to put in a pitch for Comrade Worth.

I enjoy denouncing BP while taking long walks on oil polluted beaches, boycotting independently owned fuel stations that contracted years ago with a reputable firm, engaging in creative one line political discourse, and ordering the execution of dissidents. As both a Revolutionary Colonel, and the Commissar of Time, I can assure you Comrade Worth that you will experience a night like no other. We'll start of with fair trade organic tea in front of a bullet hole pocked wall, step through a wormhole to 1942 Moscow for dinner, and then slip into 1918 Tula for some fine vodka. Afterwards, we can draw protest signs and go protest the Vietnam war; circa 1968.

Yes Comrade Worth, an evening with me will turn into months you'll never quite remember happening.

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Hmmmm....a very difficult choice. Vote Fraud Fairy has glorious progressive ideals, but Wanda is closer to my proletarian roots.

Thank you, Comrade Whoopie, for offering this dating service to those of us who have leftist personality defects may need some social assistance. I have not seen such a fine selection of The People in quite some time.

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Discount Dating Special
Cheaper By The Dozen
Vainglorious Voluptuousness
Perfunctorily Puritanical
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Of much thanks, Comrade Peoples... it is so glorious to see comrade 2nd cousin on the paternal unit side, Gertruda (the beauty on the far left (of course). I haven't seen her photograph in many years but is just as I had remembrance.
That is auntie (thrice remove on the maternal unit side) Hildagarde with the lovely head ornamentation in the middle. A handsome womanly unit, is she not?
Sadly, none really married and spent most of their lives, how do you say, matronly, which is hard to understand considering their loveliness. I did here they dated each other, but that was just a rumor!

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:"vote fraud fairy" would be most cute with Comrade Chedoh, but unfortunately I believe he has been spoken for by some outsider, but, she still might have a 'shot at him' yet. Image
Aber Fraulein! Surely Comrade Chedoh understands the importance of free love among the proletariat. And that his body belongs to the masses, not just his current "life partner."

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ummm, I wish I had had such a glorious thoughtful thought to have shared with the beloved late Mr. P.

(dang)

Very progressive of you!

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I knew ole Bert "pass the bong" Bumtrip back in Baltimore. Last time I saw him was 1969 as he was boarding a bus for the west coast. He said he wanted to be where the real drugs were. Good Lord Obama, that's the same shirt he was wearing that day! Anyway, he would make a great catch for some very lucky Comradess.

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Comrades!

Anybody got a a couple of vodka ration cards to spare? I'm maxed out!!!! But I figure about 4 more shots and Daisey Mae would finally make it for me to do a little 'progressive time' with this tons of fun vixen.

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Knock yourself out, loyal comrade Woogums. No one deserve such a delightful delight, if not you.
Please do not forget to post a pictorial of your lovely date!

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Snoogie -

If at first you don't succeed, try inducing the Hate Bush Orgasm (HBO)! Works all the time, and is just as good! It is for moments like this that immortal art is created!

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Fraulein Pulloskies -

Forged vodka ration cards shall not be accepted at any of the State Vodka Redistribution Centers. Persons presenting such cards shall be taken behind the corner and executed with a shovel by Commissar Vodkov.

But you already know this, otherwise why would you try to set up Comrade Snoogie Woogums? Backstabbing is encouraged here as it boosts general morale and doesn't let comrades to sleep on the job. And yet fooling around with vodka rationing is not the same as simply denouncing a comrade on trumped-up charges, or affixing sheets of paper to their backs saying "Purge me!" Vodka rationing is sacrosanct and is most valuable controlling tool over unruly Party members.

Therefore, in the spirit of full disclosure, here's how a real vodka rationing coupon looks like:

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Many happy returns, Snoogie!

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ah ha! Another forgery, foiled! I was duped by Comrade Whoopie (I feel sure. you haven't seen him around, have you??).
Now this will ensure loyal Comarde Snoogie gets what he so diligently deserves - Daisy Mae (and we know why she has that name, do we not)

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One of the most profitable rackets of the Party leadership is the issuing of official looking documents and awards.

You should see the huge charter hanging in Red Square's cubicle which grants the People's Director the sole authority to be the boss.

(so much gold leaf and signed by Lenin himself)

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Comrade Whoopie, I am afraid I must denounce you for that statement - revealing private, Party confidential secrets, documents and tricks awards? I see a week in the Gulag for you! (not to mention the fury tongue lashing coming from Red Square hisself)

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I denounce Fraulein Pulloskies! Why should it be a secret that Chairman, Presidente For Life, Supreme Secretary of the Universal Council of Soviets, our very own Dear Leader Red Square have a charter signed by Lenin himself! Red Square went back to 1917 to get that certificate. Who do you think I learned time travel from?

I demand the Fraulein spend time with the Vote Fraud Fairy as punishment, and to demonstrate her progressive credentials of not being bound to conventional norms of sexual relationships!

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I DENOUNCE ALL YOU SAY AS HOG WASHING!

(but who is this voting fraudulent fairy? why is that a punishment?? are you a gay bigot??!! I DENOUNCE YOU FOR THAT!)

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I for one am glad comrade Lenin had the foresight to appoint Red Square as keeper of the Party credentials. He must've known the last crop of Soviet leaders would be weak and untrustworthy.

Why if not for Red Square and the People's Cube where would the Party be right now? Where would we be?

I'll tell you where comrades, we'd be out selling those crappy little newsletters at street fairs and protest rallies like those posers at the CPUSA or American Socialist Party.

The day will come comrades when the Party will once again take it's rightful place. And on that day standing in review of the parade of passing tanks will be Red Square, surrounded by his loyal Party elite. And I'll be standing there too, real close to him, but not too close.

Not like right right next to him on the right, maybe fourth or fifth to his left.

(Ah who am I kidding, I'll be lucky if they let me stand way in the back holding a tray of drinks)

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I think I am speechless beyond any wordages at all. My my my . . . I was also knowledgeless we attacked such a group of . . . . such a group.

Tatiana and Daisy Mae seem a little bourgeois to fit well into the Cube, but then again, cough cough, they might bring a real pick-me-up to a few comrades who shall remain nameless.

Frank Goober might be just 'the one' for Comradess Mrs. Alczarweary if she's ever in need of a replacement unit (hubby is in a 'dangerous' line of work, is he not?)

"vote fraud fairy" would be most cute with Comrade Chedoh, but unfortunately I believe he has been spoken for by some outsider, but, she still might have a 'shot at him' yet. Image
My last Cube date was far too "interesting" so that I will sustain for any further dating for the near future. (plus I'm still trying to locate all the "so called" incriminating photos for disposal. No doubt, Comrade THEO is behind some of this unconscionable acts)

I can not wait to see who Leninka might choose. This is so exciting, for all our loyal comrades on the prowl looking for friendship.

What happened here? Did I arrive so late to the party that there aren't any black men left? Typical. All the good ones are taken by white girls. Leaves me with nothing but pasty white boys to choose from. Oh, where are the Mark Lloyds, and Van Jones, and younger versions of Jerimiah Wright?

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Frau, Comrade Goober is not of my liking because he does not have the robustness or the good masculine beard. I am of most sorriness to say that the man of my next choosings is now of the dearly departedness. snif snif

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Leninka, I may have been of finding just the perfect man of your dating. He is said to be of doing anything for the womens so he can get the good loving. He has even been a working man with the ACORN peoples and has done some of the time in the Chicago Big House so he has much experience in government facilities. He seems to be a man of the happy dis-position. But if you are wanting of him you can to be making him to be in any position that is of your liking.

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Having High Speed Internet always impoves one's marketability on the dating scene. Free the Internet NOW!!!!!

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Comrades!

Thanks to Red Squares glorious offering of a ten gallon Vodka ration card I'm happy to report that this Comrade has "taken one for the Progressive Team".

Though there was a little problem after I got her pretty enough after enough vodka to finally 'save the children'....... Daisy Mae kept asking me about some fore play and I kept telling her that only kapitalisst pigs and snobs play golf.

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I have humble pride for your sacrifice of excellent, Comrade Snoogie!

And I am humbly proud to see that Red Rooster's Favor DatingSite ™ has recognized your work.

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Frau, Comrade Goober is not of my liking because he does not have the robustness or the good masculine beard. I am of most sorriness to say that the man of my next choosings is now of the dearly departedness. snif snif

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Leninka, I may have been of finding just the perfect man of your dating. He is said to be of doing anything for the womens so he can get the good loving. He has even been a working man with the ACORN peoples and has done some of the time in the Chicago Big House so he has much experience in government facilities. He seems to be a man of the happy dis-position. But if you are wanting of him you can to be making him to be in any position that is of your liking.

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Gee, thanks, Mrs Al Czarweary. Do you think I could turn that diseased leech into a Dear Leader clone? Hmm. Come to think of it, maybe I could.

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Leninka, I am of certainess you can be of doing anything you are of wanting. You are of being that good.

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Thanks for the compliment Mrs Al. By the way, my offer always stands any time you'd like me to blow torch to that beard of yours off.


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Much Vodka is good to keep your lofty Marxist ideals up when searching for the perfect proletariat dancer at the end of a glorious day.


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ThePeoplesComrade,
I may have to inspect that white delivery truck. It's...er....ah, yes that's it, time for it's monthly safety inspection.

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I think I found a potential date for Mrs. Al...

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Discount Dating Special
Cheaper By The Dozen
Vainglorious Voluptuousness
Perfunctorily Puritanical
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Sounds a bit like "An apple a day keeps the doctor away..."From now on I will drink every day.

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Leninka wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:I think I am speechless beyond any wordages at all. My my my . . . I was also knowledgeless we attacked such a group of . . . . such a group.

Tatiana and Daisy Mae seem a little bourgeois to fit well into the Cube, but then again, cough cough, they might bring a real pick-me-up to a few comrades who shall remain nameless.

Frank Goober might be just 'the one' for Comradess Mrs. Alczarweary if she's ever in need of a replacement unit (hubby is in a 'dangerous' line of work, is he not?)

"vote fraud fairy" would be most cute with Comrade Chedoh, but unfortunately I believe he has been spoken for by some outsider, but, she still might have a 'shot at him' yet. Image
My last Cube date was far too "interesting" so that I will sustain for any further dating for the near future. (plus I'm still trying to locate all the "so called" incriminating photos for disposal. No doubt, Comrade THEO is behind some of this unconscionable acts)

I can not wait to see who Leninka might choose. This is so exciting, for all our loyal comrades on the prowl looking for friendship.

What happened here? Did I arrive so late to the party that there aren't any black men left? Typical. All the good ones are taken by white girls. Leaves me with nothing but pasty white boys to choose from. Oh, where are the Mark Lloyds, and Van Jones, and younger versions of Jerimiah Wright?
Comrade Leninka

Here is your companion for the evening, proudly presented by the People's Dating Service!

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*off* HAH! I knew there was something funny with Comrade Black Panther's rifle. First glance says "Kalashnikov", right?

It isn't. It is a bubba'd up SKS rifle with a low grade 40, or possibly 30 round mag. For those who don't know, the SKS is a wonderful little rifle AS ISSUED. But of course when they were cheap and common, people wanted to make them into something they weren't; namely a poor man's AK. The sick joke is by the time you finish putting a reliable hi cap mag (which usually costs 2-3 times the cost of a regular AK mag) and all the other funky stuff to make it into an "assault rifle" you might as well have just bought a damn AK to begin with.

Now I've seen well modded SKS'. Most are not. This one just looks like he stuck a hi cap mag in there and called it badass.

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I think this photo answers the question, "Does a Black Panther shit in the woods?" He certainly appears to be taking a vigilant crap.

And what is his rifle propped against? Did he dig a little cat hole to stick the buttstock in?

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Remember the target shooter's motto Col.

"Keep your shots in the black"

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I suspect that scrawny pussy wouldn't last 5 minutes in a real fire fight.

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I have concerns that comrade black the panther... or whatever... does not have a "government approved firearm"? It does not appear to be plastic or a water does it? Is he hiding peeing waiting in an "approved gun access area" (aka the White House) or not? I could be most incorrect, but I thought I saw a no weaponry sign in the background.


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Comrade Whoopie, he is of a most robust kind!! But I must be of the declining because I would not like for the Misha husband to be thinking I am of attraction to someone else.

But I have found good women or you. Her name is Elenore. She loves the sugar and the spice and will accept any of the food on offer when you do the dating of her. She is very big fan of Rachel Madcow from the MSCCCP and will also work for food so as not to be burden on society. She is being of a very clean person as you can see in foto as she likes to use the hose for her bathing needs instead of the tub bath. She has the fears of the tub bathing tub ever since she was being stuck in one.

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Many thanks Mrs. Al, but lately Pinkie has captured my imagination.

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Although every one of you Gulag Gals have found an equal place in my heart.

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Glad to see she has her protection with her in bed.

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Ivan Betinov wrote:Glad to see she has her protection with her in bed.
Is that a star-studded diaphragm next to her - or a progressively mechanized sex partner? I can't tell.

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If Whoopie thinks that's me, fine; but anyone who thinks I need a diaphragm that big had better start running for what little remains of their pathetically miserable life. Image
For your information, it is a decorative throw pillow.

ThePeoplesComrade wrote:Discount Dating Special
Cheaper By The Dozen
Vainglorious Voluptuousness
Perfunctorily Puritanical
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Not to worry. We have much duct tape.

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[highlight=#f2f2f2][video]What about our anarchist darling, Thistle? She's looking for a guy who just loves angry hippie babes with Pigtails that look exactly like Pippi Longstocking. In fact, she'd like to be properly addressed as, HippieBongStocking! I mean, it's only fair! She won't mind a slap upside the head! Why? because she's "tolerant" and "understands diversity". She hopes you will, too. Go for it guys! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJwIAlx ... r_embedded[/video]What about our anarchist darling, Thistle? She's looking for a guy who just loves angry hippie babes with Pigtails that look exactly like Pippi Longstocking. In fact, she'd like to be properly addressed as, HippieBongStocking! I mean, it's only fair! She won't mind a slap upside the head! Why? because she's "tolerant" and "understands diversity". She hopes you will, too. Go for it guys![/highlight]
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I don't understnad the "error site not recognized thing" but, It seems to be working anyway, Comrades! I don't see a way I can eliminate it right now. Thanks for your observation!


 
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