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September 12, 2028

Today, Disney Digital Cinema announced casting changes to the biographical film project of former President Sarah Palin.

The role of John McCain was going to be played by actor Matt Damon. Damon's untimely death this past summer of the previously undetected genetic defect, Thespis Verbosis was a shock. Individuals with this genetic defect have a 1 in 3 chance of not making it to their 80th birthday. The key symptoms usually manifest themselves by the victim extemporaneously launching into long, inaccurate diatribes on a number of subjects for which they have no expertise and knowledge. At age 57, Damon was a relatively young victim of this disorder, although it had manifested itself on many occasions throughout his career.

Disney announced that erstwhile friend and fellow actor, Ben Affleck, will take on the McCain role. The two friends had been close until Ben and Jennifer Affleck and their seven children were featured at the 2016 Republican convention. As re-committed Catholics, they both delivered a key note speech on Pro-life issues.

"I know Matt was upset with me after that, but I'm sure at this point he might have a different perspective", reflected Affleck.

Although former President Palin had no comment on the developing project and cast changes, former President McCain was reached at Indian Canyons Golf Resort in Palm Springs

"Who would have thought at 92 I'd be here and he'd be pushing up daisies?"; stated McCain on the 15th hole. He concluded with that "he'll miss that little twerp" as he took his swing and put the ball on the green on the picturesque Par 3 hole.

Welcome to the Cube, Comrade Leftfield! Are you in any way related to Comrade Dangerfield?

Oh no....fellow traveler Dangerfield is of no relation. But as far as humour goes, he should have been worshiped as a God....but we can't because this is the opiate of the masses.

He was also far more handsome man than I'll ever be.

Damon? Wasn't he the assassin who got amnesia and then thought he was actually a political commentator? Or was the political commentary just another role he was playing? I don't remember - that's not a symptom is it?

Red Bubba wrote: that's not a symptom is it?

Oh yes.....one of the many symptoms of Thespis Verbosis. I am no expert, but I believe this has affected many people living in Southern California.

If only a cure could be found...

Well, when you put lipstick on an actor, it's still an actor.

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I know who Matt Damon is, he's a famous actor and has appeared in the film, "Team America". Here he is demonstrating his brilliant acting skills in the film:

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Actually, there is <a href=" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PZNfOZXPJk film with Matt Damon that I love</a>.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Well, when you put lipstick on an actor, it's still an actor.

Put enough other things on him though, and he could be a her.

I, of all people, wouldn't be fooled.

Say you have this friend who hates Sarah Palin, but he also says that he doesn't know anything about her. Apparently a case of amnesia, right cOrrect? Say this friend professes to really want to know more about her:

If he doesn't know what Google is, how does he look it [google] up?

Co-starring:
Susan Sarandon.............................................. Arianna Huffington
Alec Baldwin..................................................... Olberman
Jaleel White (Urkel) ........................................ Barrack Obama
The Muppets.................................................... The Mainstream Media
The Animals of the San Diego Zoo................... The Daily Kos Bloggers
The Mythbusters.............................................. The scientists trying to the determine the nature of the stuff left behind when the heads of the above exploded

Red Bubba wrote:Say you have this friend who hates Sarah Palin, but he also says that he doesn't know anything about her. Apparently a case of amnesia, right cOrrect? Say this friend professes to really want to know more about her:

If he doesn't know what Google is, how does he look it [google] up?

That's a sick question
You're a sick man
And I'm not sick enough to answer that.

I love Google. Bear in mind that they deliberately weight the results and in some cases omit websites. Why, even this esteemed socialist site was omitted in 2006 by Google because they, for some reason that Stalin only can know, though that we were mocking liberals.

God forfend.

Red Bubba wrote:Say you have this friend who hates Sarah Palin, but he also says that he doesn't know anything about her. Apparently a case of amnesia, right cOrrect? Say this friend professes to really want to know more about her:

If he doesn't know what Google is, how does he look it [google] up?

I must apologize, I thought you said giggle, not google. My mind is constantly playing many tricks on me. I wonder if the Matrix is real, and if it's playing tricks with me.