Comrades, it is with a heavy heart that I must denounce the white male patriarchal science of geology.

It relies on written records to understand certain events- written records are often created by occupying colonizers, who by their very definition are oppressive, racist, and usually white and male.

It digs into the earth, perpetuating a series of aggressions against the planet, and oppressing cultures which worship the planet.

It then purports to use "evidence" and "logic" to reach "scientific" conclusions. This too is racist and oppressive, as it does not allow the use of feelings, emotion, or other equally valid ways to reach a conclusion.

I can only presume then, that geologists are fascist kulaks in need of liquidation.

I'm no geologist but this is quite an interesting Rock formation.

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The Zen of intersectional feminist geology: "Oom... Oom... Be the rock. Oom... Oom... Be the rock."

Ha... uh.... you all need to slow down here. There are great strides in the communist world to adore mother earth. We would not get the metal and other natural resources without our comrades who look at the ground all day. We need not to forget Vladimir Abazarov, Karl Baer, Vladimir Vernadsky, etc.

No need for lynching.

Hammer and Loupe wrote:There are great strides in the communist world to adore mother earth. We would not get the metal and other natural resources without our comrades who look at the ground all day.

It was the Most Equal Comrade™ Lennon who asked us to imagine a world without possessions because he obviously adored Mother Earth so much that he understood that the manufacture of possessions requires us to dig and drill into the Reverend Mother Gaia­™, thus scarring her and causing the other planets to laugh at Her, even Venus who, as a fellow womyn-gendered planet, really ought to know better.

With all that digging and drilling for 'samples', geology is clearly a phallocentric plot of the patriarchy to rape Mother Earth, repeatedly and with gusto. Therefore, all geologists must be denounced, registered as sex offenders, and referred to their local gulag prison penitentiary correctional facility re-education center at their earliest convenience.

GEOLOGY IS HOMOPHOBIC!

Those scientists must have really dirty minds and nothing better to do than to imagine lesbians in beds.

I denounce this picture as a macroaggression.

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Wasn't there a story about a little Dutch boy who put his finger into one of those? (the geologic feature, not the lesbian. Then again, maybe the other way makes a better story... The Dutch are pretty open minded...)

Well, uh.... it is not the geologist's fault for adventuring into the Tetons looking at rock cleavages within the orogeny. They are gneiss people who are underrepresented in the scientific world.