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EugeneWeekly Accused of Leak

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Jackalopelipsky discovers massive leak of communist infiltration methodology from headquarters of Eugene Weekly.

RE- Becoming A Radical Elder

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Exhibit One


I want to become a “Radical Elder.” I may be in my 70s, but my heart, mind and body are
vital and ready to kick ass with my words, my presence at gatherings I believe in, as a supporter of the younger, wise, progressive, up-and-coming younger generations.
My daughter and other young people I meet are my ongoing teachers about what a real democracy, a truly compassionate and diverse community needs to look like
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And this must include fairness and help for the poor, the homeless, our immigrants.
We must acknowledge Native Americans as our original citizens, give reparations to all people of color, understand that love is love and there are more than two genders. Indeed, America has never truly been a democracy in the first place.

What editor at the Eugene Weekly thought allowing a statement of fact about Patented Communist Methodology® (PCM®) to leak out? This leak invites scrutiny and investigations by those who can never know, or trade, in PCM®!

No communist admits their radical protestors are programed! Denial of communist programing has been established rule for all news editors, city librarians, and public school teachers! To fail as a communist editor is the kind of incompetence that will get you sent to shovel gulag in the beet field not of your choosing.

Why don't you just announce to the Gulagosphere that all that's holding communism up in Eugene, Oregon is reconditioned Granbots??? Controlled by "Children Of The Communists" like in some creepy dystopian society existing on a planet twirling outside the confines of earth's gravitational pull, on which a comrade can't trust any comrade over the age of thirteen to know what's going down!! Is this what being a communist radical has devolved to become?? Thirteen year old communist know it alls reprograming old people for fun?

Lenin's been dead longer than any comrade at the Eugene Weekly is past thirteen!! He's still leading The Revolution™. So, sit down before you knock something over, and proprietary communist training films are seen by others.

Allowing this to continue could result in security clearance retractions as well as funding ration card.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:
8/30/2025, 6:46 pm
Jackalopelipsky discovers massive leak of communist infiltration methodology from headquarters of Eugene Weekly.

RE- Becoming A Radical Elder
 
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Exhibit One
 
I want to become a “Radical Elder.” I may be in my 70s, but my heart, mind and body are
vital and ready to kick ass with my words, my presence at gatherings I believe in, as a supporter of the younger, wise, progressive, up-and-coming younger generations.
My daughter and other young people I meet are my ongoing teachers about what a real democracy, a truly compassionate and diverse community needs to look like.
And this must include fairness and help for the poor, the homeless, our immigrants.
We must acknowledge Native Americans as our original citizens, give reparations to all people of color, understand that love is love and there are more than two genders. Indeed, America has never truly been a democracy in the first place.

What editor at the Eugene Weekly thought allowing a statement of fact about Patented Communist Methodology® (PCM®) to leak out? This leak invites scrutiny and investigations by those who can never know, or trade, in PCM®!

No communist admits their radical protestors are programed! Denial of communist programing has been established rule for all news editors, city librarians, and public school teachers! To fail as a communist editor is the kind of incompetence that will get you sent to shovel gulag in the beet field not of your choosing.

Why don't you just announce to the Gulagosphere that all that's holding communism up in Eugene, Oregon is reconditioned Granbots??? Controlled by "Children Of The Communists" like in some creepy dystopian society existing on a planet twirling outside the confines of earth's gravitational pull, on which a comrade can't trust any comrade over the age of thirteen to know what's going down!! Is this what being a communist radical has devolved to become?? Thirteen year old communist know it alls reprograming old people for fun?

Lenin's been dead longer than any comrade at the Eugene Weekly is past thirteen!! He's still leading The Revolution™. So, sit down before you knock something over, and proprietary communist training films are seen by others.

Allowing this to continue could result in security clearance retractions as well as funding ration card.
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Ahh, yes. My previous city of employ is steeped in Party™ doctrine. When I drove cabs there, I can't even begin to number the number of people there who were anti-MAGA. It was endearing, to say the least. Of course, there were also a number of people who refused to follow the Party™ directives, regarding the CONVID lockdowns and policies. Quite a troublesome part of the world. There were riots there, back in '23, in favor of Party™ policies. I don't recall what that was all about but a bonfire in the middle of a major intersection is great for intersectionality kum-by-ah. It brings the community together.

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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
9/2/2025, 6:41 pm
jackalopelipsky wrote:
8/30/2025, 6:46 pm
Jackalopelipsky discovers massive leak of communist infiltration methodology from headquarters of Eugene Weekly.

RE- Becoming A Radical Elder
 
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Ahh, yes. My previous city of employ is steeped in Party™ doctrine. When I drove cabs there, I can't even begin to number the number of people there who were anti-MAGA. It was endearing, to say the least. Of course, there were also a number of people who refused to follow the Party™ directives, regarding the CONVID lockdowns and policies. Quite a troublesome part of the world. There were riots there, back in '23, in favor of Party™ policies. I don't recall what that was all about but a bonfire in the middle of a major intersection is great for intersectionality kum-by-ah. It brings the community together.

That said, what should be done (liquidation?) to the blabber-mouth letting The Collective know the fact that elderly communists of Eugene, OR, are just automatons repeating some lines they learned at the Senior Care Center's - Trump Is Evil Bingo activity session?

Sure, these seniors couldn't tell you what they had for breakfast, but can repeat verbatim catch phrases installed in their mental hard drive while playing "Connect Trump to Evil Rummy". That this is happening is not good for The Party™.

Someone at Eugene Weekly must suffer for this breach of proprietary Communist Manifesto Training Methods. Their lackadaisical attitude to hard communism has spread as far as Dallas, Texazistan.



All it would take is one journalist to ask one of these seniors, "What did you have for supper last night?" and this protest against the evil dictator Trumputler is a bust of laughter before all the enemies of communism.

Some comrade needs to lose their ngo funding for allowing this. What would Hillary do to minions letting this proprietary communist training information see the light of day??

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It could be worse, comrade. Look what happened to Party™ members in Wisconsin when they were protesting against VP Hitler Jr.


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Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:
9/6/2025, 12:05 am
It could be worse, comrade. Look what happened to Party™ members in Wisconsin when they were protesting against VP Hitler Jr.



Shouldn't the narrative be: Security Police Escort for JD Hitler avoided a unit of hardwired Demobots carrying silly signs declaring it such, while successfully neutralizing their told what to do hard drives?

Demobots are adults being told what to do by children.

This is not how Stalin rolled, comrades.

Stalin rolled, and the Soviet Children thanked him for doing so.

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I have to admit that looking like a flock of ducks running for some bread crumbs doesn't improve The Party's™ image or Social Credit Score™.


 
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