Comrades,

It’s July 11 - 7-11 - which is National Slurpee Day at 7-11 convenience stores. Freedom in a small Slurpee cup with a straw is yours comrades if your collective is located in 7-11 territory. Freedom comes in from the cold, today! Be sure to wait in line for a cold taste of freedom, through a straw.

https://www.bu.edu/articles/2024/to-do- ... %20support.

I've never actually had a Slurpee*. I hear they're really good with some Beet Vodka added (or Luksusowa for all you bourgeois Comrades).

*Here in Northern Bidenistan we have some 7-11s, but mostly we have what is known as a WaWa, which is the Lenni Lenape Indian word for "Wild Goose". A full-service WaWa with a convenience store, food, coffee (the coffee is legendary), fuel pumps and charging stations is called a "Super Goose".

Red Zeppelin wrote: ↑

7/11/2024, 1:49 pm

 

Some very interesting AmerIndian Trading practices, Red Zepp. The jackalope has encountered these AmerIndian Trading Posts, before. They ripped you off, iffens you never experienced a Slurpee.

Thanks for buying in on the Happy July 11 Day, comrade. Why wait in line for a FREE Slurpee, when a comrade can just seize the means of production machine from the 7-11 premises, and make Slurpees your way? Make up your own Slurpee formula with whatever ingredients you can confiscate or shake down from any bodega, liquor store. or Farmer's Market.

What a simpleton the jackalope was to paint a rosey colored glasses notion of people patiently waiting in line for a FREE small Slurpee. That utopian world is dead. Joe Biden's Rules This Day. There might not even be electrical power to make the Slurpee machine do it's icy spin. Joe Biden ruins something every day, comrades.