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Hell Freezes over - PUMAs and FReepers United!

9/16/2008, 10:14 pm
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Some of you might be familiar with that bastion of radical capitalists known as Freerepublic.com, and some of you may know the forum for our most excellent comrade Hillary Clinton.
<br>Well comrades, I have some bad news. They've united under the capitalist-pig-in-lipstick Sarah Palin!

We are lost my friends, unless we unite for against this
this horde of Palinmaniacs before they buy up all the rimless eyeglasses!
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9/16/2008, 10:39 pm
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As long as we have Hope....
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9/16/2008, 10:57 pm
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Comrade, I fear not this puny, pusillanimous so-called "horde" of Palinmaniacs! For our side has a true barbarian horde, the Obamagoths, a horde so vast and mighty that the Mountains themselves would poop in their pants at the thought of having to confront them in battle! And riding atop this wave of brain-dead spittle-flecked drooling maniacs is our leader Herself Himself, the Obamessiah! The Obamerfuhrer! The Obi-wan-Chicago! The Ober-The-River-And-Thru-The-Woods-To-Daley's-House-We-Go! Yes, I fear not because HE is The Beer that made Milwaukee famous Outstanding, and they are mild Aren't you glad YOU use Dial? CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN!

I hope my reasoned, rational argument in favor of Obama has convinced you.
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9/16/2008, 11:14 pm
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Mountains have pants?

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH
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9/17/2008, 12:23 am
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O'Brien wrote:Mountains have pants?

O'Brien

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

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Y, if Obama is qualified for the Presidency then mountains can have pants.
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9/17/2008, 1:24 am
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I don't know about mountains in pants, but there definitely are clouds in trousers.

Vladimir Mayakovsky wrote:A Cloud in Trousers
by Vladimir Mayakovsky
translated from the Russian by Andrey Kneller

Your thought,
Fantasizing on a sodden brain,
Like a bloated lackey on a greasy couch sprawling, --
With my heart's bloody tatters, I�ll mock it again.
Until I�m contempt, I�ll be ruthless and galling.

Gentle souls!
You play your love on the violin.
The crude ones play it on the drums violently.
But can you turn yourselves inside out, like me
And become just two lips entirely?

Come and learn--
You, decorous bureaucrats of angelic leagues!
Step out of those cambric drawing-rooms
And you, who can leaf through lips
Like a cook turning the pages of her recipe books.

If you wish--
I'�ll rage on raw meat like a vandal
Or change into hues that the sunrise arouses,
If you wish--
I can be irreproachably gentle,
Not a man -- but a cloud in trousers.
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9/17/2008, 2:10 am
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Look!

Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's... PANTSMAN!!!
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9/17/2008, 11:29 am
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Premier Betty wrote:As long as we have Hope....
And change, don't forget change Premier.
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9/17/2008, 12:08 pm
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Vladimir Mayakovsky wrote:A Cloud in Trousers
by Vladimir Mayakovsky
translated from the Russian by Andrey Kneller

Your thought,
Fantasizing on a sodden brain,
Like a bloated lackey on a greasy couch sprawling, --
With my heart's bloody tatters, I�ll mock it again.
Until I�m contempt, I�ll be ruthless and galling.
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[Sigh] Why do people waste time with Shakespeare and "Family Feud" when jewels like this are available????
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9/17/2008, 6:14 pm
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Like a bloated lackey on a greasy couch sprawling, --

I posed for that little snapshot of reality, you know.
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