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KOMRADES!!!

I must konfess that I...I....I find myself without the words to describe the scenery that is blurring past my vantage as our train races towards the wondrous world of Next Tuesday.

Indeed, the revelations of The Party's present leadership exceed my ability pace. The sophistic reasoning our Party Elites propagate are rapidly evolving beyond even my ability to keep up!

I have worked tirelessly on half-rations, ersatz coffee...even submitted to the whips and chains of a leather-clad Amazonian redhead in order to find more novel approaches worthy of this blog site, but with each new story, I find my efforts obsolete before the first key is struck in light of what our Ministry of Truth is pressing out beyond the velocity of light. I simply cannot keep up!

That I can no longer post screeds slightly more outrageous than the KurrenTruth has left me apoplectic.

My only solace is that our train is moving ever faster, and the clock hands are set at 11:59 on Monday eve with the light of a new dawn at the end of this present tunnel.

But what shall I do once we arrive? At the breadth of our domain, I shall weep, for there are no more worlds to conquer! (And at the fact that I may actually have to find a real job). Obama, Help ME!

FORWARD!!!

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:But what shall I do once we arrive? At the breadth of our domain, I shall weep, for there are no more worlds to conquer! (And at the fact that I may actually have to find a real job). Obama, Help ME!

There, there, Comrade. Do not succumb to such counterrevolutionary fears. In the glorious world of Next Tuesday,™ there will be no jobs -- that is, I mean, no need for jobs, for all will be supplied to the Kollektive by the Kollektive, and the People™ will be free to be what they wish to be and do what they wish to do, unhampered by the need to bend the back to wage slavery. (In other words, you will continue to work for the State but you will not be paid.)

Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.

Nancy Pelosi

RedDiaperette wrote:...for all will be supplied to the Kollektive by the Kollektive, and the People™ will be free to be what they wish to be and do what they wish to do, unhampered by the need to bend the back to wage slavery. (In other words, you will continue to work for the State but you will not be paid.)

WHAT? Voting is not work, but it gets housing, EBT cards, education with free lunches, cheeses, phones and subsidized housing, Pay seems pretty good to me!

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Think of an economy where people could be an artist or a photographer or a writer without worrying about keeping their day job in order to have health insurance.

Nancy Pelosi

You see what I MEAN!? WHO among us can compare with THAT?!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:

RedDiaperette wrote:...for all will be supplied to the Kollektive by the Kollektive, and the People™ will be free to be what they wish to be and do what they wish to do, unhampered by the need to bend the back to wage slavery. (In other words, you will continue to work for the State but you will not be paid.)

WHAT? Voting is not work, but it gets housing, EBT cards, education with free lunches, cheeses, phones and subsidized housing, Pay seems pretty good to me!

Ivan...

If you believe VOTING is not labourious, then you are obviously NOT voting nearly enough to make up for your fair share of the "social justice" you are currently receiving.

OBVIOULSY, your slacking off is the reason we will no longer hold the Senate and did not retake the House... FOR SHAME!

You will need to boost your ballot production dramatically in 2016 if you do not wish a demotion to necoproxy!

Comrade Ivan, you are a disappointment to The Party™. You are not putting in nearly enough effort to Get Out the Vote. GOTV is very labour intensive, as can be seen in the following graphics:




You certainly won't have to worry about keeping your day job.

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:Comrade Ivan, you are a disappointment to The Party™. You are not putting in nearly enough effort to Get Out the Vote. GOTV is very labour intensive, as can be seen in the following graphics:

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You certainly won't have to worry about keeping your day job.

Tis' time to run the "denouncement" train on the KounteRevolutionary Ivan!

ALL ABOUARRRD!

Aaaahhhh.... I'm feeling much better now!

Voting is NOT work.

It's a hobby!

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Voting is NOT work.

It's a hobby!

Well, then, instead of receiving all that Guvament Cheez, perhaps YOU should be paying US for the privilege...

And VOTING is a VERY EXPENSIVE hobby!

You may send me the balance of your pay check from here FORWARD to ensure you are able to practice your hobby in the "ambulatory" fashion to which you have grown accustomed.

Capish?

Ah.... Much more relaxed!

Oy vey, Rahm, don't be such a schmendrick! Toughen up and stop whining! And, don't be such a schlemiel either!

Go to the local deli and get yourself some Kasha Varnishkes. It will make you feel much better. Oh, and say, "Gesundheit" after they give it to you. I always do. They give me a few extra raisins when I do that.

Coffee Talk, Michael Meyers:

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Voting is NOT work.

It's a hobby!

Well, then, instead of receiving all that Guvament Cheez, perhaps YOU should be paying US for the privilege...

And VOTING is a VERY EXPENSIVE hobby!

You may send me the balance of your pay check from here FORWARD to ensure you are able to practice your hobby in the "ambulatory" fashion to which you have grown accustomed.

Capish?

Comrade Raum, What a brilliant idea! Yes! Yes! A hobby tax! That is exactly what The Party™ needs to initiate.

Why this wasn't thought of sooner is anybody's guess but, needless to say, this is exactly the kind of creative thinking that The Party™ endeavors to encourage.

There is nothing that cannot be declared a "hobby". Why, even the collection of taxes could be declared a hobby. This is awesome!

The Internal Redistribution Service needs to write the regulations and codes immediately!

Comrade Raum, It gives me great joy to predict that I see a People's Cube Award for Service to The People in your future! Oh happy day!

Kapitan Kangaroo Kourt wrote:

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Voting is NOT work.

It's a hobby!

Well, then, instead of receiving all that Guvament Cheez, perhaps YOU should be paying US for the privilege...

And VOTING is a VERY EXPENSIVE hobby!

You may send me the balance of your pay check from here FORWARD to ensure you are able to practice your hobby in the "ambulatory" fashion to which you have grown accustomed.

Capish?

Comrade Raum, What a brilliant idea! Yes! Yes! A hobby tax! That is exactly what The Party™ needs to initiate.

Why this wasn't thought of sooner is anybody's guess but, needless to say, this is exactly the kind of creative thinking that The Party™ endeavors to encourage.

There is nothing that cannot be declared a "hobby". Why, even the collection of taxes could be declared a hobby. This is awesome!

The Internal Redistribution Service needs to write the regulations and codes immediately!

Comrade Raum, It gives me great joy to predict that I see a People's Cube Award for Service to The People in your future! Oh happy day!

Indeed!

As a point of order, I propose we also adopt the following activity and then place a federal mandate that everyone must engage in said activity...



Jonathon Gruber! Eat your heart out.... Your Ivy League doublespeak will NEVER rival the great John Cleese!!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Indeed! Comrade! I'm sure The Party™ can include "thingy" as a hobby!

As long as the thingies do not get into the Kasha Varnishkas -- korrekt, Comrade Pamalinsky? (But raisins? Since when raisins in kasha varnishkas?)

RedDiaperette wrote:As long as the thingies do not get into the Kasha Varnishkas -- korrekt, Comrade Pamalinsky? (But raisins? Since when raisins in kasha varnishkas?)

You are korrect, RedDiaperette! I conflated it with "Noodle Kugel", which does, indeed, contain raisins. Who cares? At least they're both Kosher! ; • )