Since I've been unable to get the video to embed here, I'm providing a link to a page in which it is embedded:

Nancy Pelosi Says "Open Biden"

Maybe Red Square can fix it.

--KOOK

UPDATE by KOOK:
Holy Methane-Emitting-Mother-Earth-Destroying Cow! How could I have failed to notice that in this video, Great-Grandma Nancy Pelosi defamed Biden by identifying him as the "45th President" ????? Too much hair in my ears (and, of course, too little on my head). At my last haircut, my ordinarily proficient barber forgot to ask, "Do you want me to get all that hair out of your ears or simply comb it down the sides of your neck?"

OR, did she simply misspeak in appearing to mean "open" by beginning the word with the "oh" sound rather than the "uh" sound and dropping the second p and the ending "d" to thereby confirm Trump's theory that they succeeded in their conspiracy to "append" Biden to the 45th Presidency? This could start a dangerous new movement to "Re-Append" Trump to the 45th Presidency. This would "De-pend" Biden. What would his status then become? Depends.

--KOOK

KOOK wrote:
OR, did she simply misspeak...

--KOOK

Kamalarad Kook...



How COULD you imagine that the Kamalarad Speaker -- an Esteemed Inner Party Made-Prog -- could EVER err???


Perhaps a swift and very Kinetic Enlightenment will Korrect your ThoughtKrime!

[Directing conversation Stage Left] PINKIE!!! Shovel, Please?

This ought to be good--

Comrade Goldstein giving stage instruction to the Commisarka! Even though she's a staunch supporter of Nanski Pelosi and will defend her to the death (of the accuser), I've never seen her Pinkieship accept direction from anyone but Red Square (whom she almost treats as an advisor)...

When this fertilizer hits the ventilator, it's going to spread far and wide! Popcorn and fried beet peels on special at Tractor Barn #2, and we'll even see if we can hack the pay-per view channel for this beat-down!

Please excuse my technical ludditeness (luddity?), but this is too funny.

I'm also sorry I don't have the video with the sign language lady. She is the next Milton Berle. Ab-so-fargin-lute-ly hilarious. Please help in finding it, the world needs to see it.

ET,

It must have been exactly how you described, because it no longer exists. The TwitBird has flown.

If indeed if something Ab-so-fargin-lute-ly hilarious about the Harris/Biden Administration existed in the first place.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky

Vid on Rumble:

https://rumble.com/ved6a7-insane-or-drunk-nancy-pelosi-giddily-proclaims-open-biden-is-her-magic-word.html

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:This ought to be good--

Comrade Goldstein giving stage instruction to the Commisarka! Even though she's a staunch supporter of Nanski Pelosi and will defend her to the death (of the accuser), I've never seen her Pinkieship accept direction from anyone but Red Square (whom she almost treats as an advisor)...

When this fertilizer hits the ventilator, it's going to spread far and wide! Popcorn and fried beet peels on special at Tractor Barn #2, and we'll even see if we can hack the pay-per view channel for this beat-down!

the mythical horned rodent is startin' to believe those hunters crazy story about some palatial TPC Bunker existing behind the facade of Tractor Barn #2.

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:the mythical horned rodent is startin' to believe those hunters crazy story about some palatial TPC Bunker existing behind the facade of Tractor Barn #2.

Comrade, I do believe that the palatial TPC Bunker was a gift from Ross Perot.

A bunker. Hmmm, whatever would we do with a bunker? Perhaps we could use it to store beets for the winter, if we only had beets...

There's nothing too good for the workers on this collective, and that's just what we're given, NOTHING. Bunkers are for the rich. Such silliness of thought takes us nowhere, and distracts from achieving beet quotas and mending of tractors.

trashmouth wrote:

jackalopelipsky wrote:

Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:the mythical horned rodent is startin' to believe those hunters crazy story about some palatial TPC Bunker existing behind the facade of Tractor Barn #2.

Comrade, I do believe that the palatial TPC Bunker was a gift from Ross Perot.

It would take that much Texazistanian Oligarch ca$hola and some charts on an easel to really map out the whole cubic business about Ivan's Palatial Bunker.

"That's somecomradelses Palatial Bunker", Ivan responded.

Just like Putin - a real Russian would say.

While he brags about invitin' insider comrades to sit with Ivan on some Bench of Whacked by Pinkie & Survived Bench of Honor. That bench ain't behind no #2 Tractor Barn, comrades. All's behind Tractor Barn #2 is a happy little tire swing lit up by a string of tabasco pepper lights. The REAL bench is at the Palatial Bunker built by Texazistanian oligarch for Ivan.

jackalopelipsky wrote:ET,

It must have been exactly how you described, because it no longer exists. The TwitBird has flown.

If indeed if something Ab-so-fargin-lute-ly hilarious about the Harris/Biden Administration existed in the first place.

forelocktug,
'pelipsky

https://nypost.com/2021/03/08/biden-see ... arys-name/

...now back to my buggy in Amish country.

Every time Comrade Stakhanovets drinks too many beets, he calls our collective outhouse "his bunker." Careful where you step when behind the tractor barn.