W.S. Palimpsest gained academic acclaim with the discovery of the famous "Vanishing Sustenance" principle, according to which the more Americans eat, the more food mysteriously disappears in Third World countries.

He developed, at an early age, a profound sense of guilt over his privileged bourgeois station in life. He grew to identify strongly with the oppressed classes and to deplore American capitalism, which forces the people of the world to work for a living.

He is also our pharmaceutical connection for everything from Viagra to every Mexican antidepressant you've ever heard of and several available only in downtown Darfur.