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Advil Shamelessly Markets "Pain Equity"

3/16/2024, 3:04 pm
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Just as we're becoming comfortable with the idea that corporate USSA is abandoning CRT/DEI, Pfizer marketing has invented a new dual pain from whole woke cloth—Pain Equity and Systemic Pain Bias.

Here's someone else's photo of a Pfizer Advil display, looking like it should be on a street corner table next to a 3-card Monty game during a BLM march:

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The signs are probably too small to read, so to bring you speedy, non habit-forming, over-the-counter relief, I've enlarged each sign and photographed them with a truth filter:

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Meanwhile, I'll continue to get my generic Naxoprene for half the price.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -systemic/

https://www.believemypain.com/

P.S. Pfizer has been busy with other projects, too:
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -bypassed/
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3/16/2024, 8:31 pm
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If you think about it, this appears to be a cunning subversive message by Pfizer. The first card on the top shelf speaks to a biased perception of inequality — not about a fact, but about bias itself. The last card at the bottom suggests, "Get your ass off the couch and buy some Advil to feel better. Once your pain vanishes, so will your bias. Then you'll realize that 3 out of 4 people suffer from pain bias simply because they can't get their asses off the couch to buy Advil."
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3/16/2024, 9:53 pm
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According to my nerve endings, it appears that racist pain believes I'm 1/1024th white, Kamrad Colonel...
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3/17/2024, 6:48 am
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Red Square wrote: ↑
3/16/2024, 8:31 pm
 If you think about it, this appears to be a cunning subversive message by Pfizer. 
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3/18/2024, 8:36 am
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Busy, busy Pfizer...

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2024/0 ... -advisory/
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3/19/2024, 9:50 am
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Most Equally Esteemed Comrades,

PROG, WOKE, AND CAUTION OFF:

I think I can add yet another layer of nastiness to this despicable campaign.  NSAID related kidney disease is on the rise.  Can you guess which racial group is most effected by NSAID related kidney disease?  Yes, it is black people.  So Pfizer is pulling out all the stops to get black people to ingest more NSAIDs which will certainly result in an increase in kidney disease brought on by NSAID use.  Pfizer must have a new treatment for NSAID related kidney disease waiting in the wings.  They will make a killing.  Ummm, doesn't this all seem a little genocidal?

ALL THAT STUFF BACK ON:

Waiting for the next emotional eddy in the Current Truth™,

Red Salmon
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3/19/2024, 11:32 am
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Put Advil on your ‘To Loot List’ before CVS closes all its doors.
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